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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/28/19 in all areas

  1. Do y’all even watch the second half? Or is it sister fucking time?
  2. It has had money put into it you dingleberry. About 60 million dollars. And it’s fine. It’s all about that which was once good and true about college football. It’s about watching a game in an intimate setting and not all the stupid pussy creature comforts our douchebag wine and cheese crowd needs to half pay attention to a game. It’s 4 fucking hours in October and it’s perfect.
  3. Good thing the stupid motherfuckers at the Big 12 office still won't figure out that tilting everything in favor of Oklahoma never works out for the conference in the postseason. Maybe start calling their fucking holding in conference games so someone else might win the league you stupid motherfuckers.
  4. Lincoln will fit right in at Dallas. No playoff wins
  5. I can see Daniel waving goodbye... just before I bury the hatchet in his skull. God... it looks like Daniel, must be the blood as he cries.
  6. This absolute and total collapse couldn't be happening to a better bunch of fucktick mouth breathers
  7. I still don’t give a flying fuck about our conference and never have. If we win out we make the dance. Other than that, why the fuck would I care about the Big 12 or their stupid bullshit? Fuck ou, love it that they lost. I did want I see osu beat aggy only because I hate aggy. Fuck Baylor, fuck everyone else in our conference.
  8. Let’s see what’s more pathetic A Texas fan posting on a Texas message board enjoying their rival get beat down vs. an A&M fan posting on a Texas message board about how their loss to to LSU wasn’t as bad as Texas rival. You can take a minute if you need some time
  9. It's like the first 90 seconds of saving private ryan.
  10. I will celebrate OU getting buttfucked every day and twice on Sunday. Piss on everything Sooner.
  11. 6 points
    BIL got this in a raffle, bought for $150. Thanked him for shopping for me so early. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. Good thing my degree says the university of Texas not university of Big 12
  13. Will your dumb motherfucker overlords hire someone worth a shit so I can stop watching these ass rapings? Is this some long game you MENSA fucks are playing? FUCK OU. OU SUCKS DICKS
  14. I will choke the fuck out of Daniel. Stupid motherfucker.
  15. You just want the Cliff Notes because you are too good to be anything but above the fray? You can rightfully go fuck off. Participation in this thread is an entire mind, body and soul experience. Go pay 9.95 for the quick and dirty. The only quick and dirty you will find here is South Austin’s mom.
  16. They sure as fuck cared when we chanted that in the stands after Tucker's FG.
  17. Yep. Too soon. Should wait 25-27 years to bring up something like that.
  18. Best Qb run I’ve seen since Herp Derp.
  19. fuck Herman for letting him grow up in Columbus
  20. Can’t we agree that Sam throws a better ball than most TEs?
  21. Orgeron sounds like he should have a microphone held up to a hole in his throat.
  22. as long as they keep serving good chicken with the fastest service possible
  23. Boy, did we get the wrong coach....
  24. I love this. Fuck OU
  25. Look everyone...an Aggy claiming a moral victory.
  26. To be fair, Zach Evans is an idiot.
  27. I hope Oklahoma is the victim of 20 more bad calls like that.
  28. There is not a more insufferable fanbase than Crappy Valley, Pennsylvania's State Pen Nambly Lions. I hate those fucks. Memphis is every bit as athletic as the Nitters.
  29. 5 points
    The bourbon can be distilled up to max 160 proof. Then diluted with water down to 125 proof to enter the barrel. Water molecules are smaller than alcohol molecules. Therefore, they escape the barrel much easier when it’s hot, especially at the top of the rickhouse, hence concentrating the alcohol and driving the proof up. The longer the aging, the higher it can drive up the proof. From 125 up to 150. In contrast, barrels at bottom of rickhouse are cooler and moisture will enter the barrel and proof down the barrel. Note, it doesn’t have to enter the barrel at 125 proof. That’s just the max. Many quality bourbons enter at less, Pappy at 115 for example
  30. This is when it was like 21-7
  31. This game in 1 picture
  32. you'd fuck her. so shut the fuck up.
  33. I'm pretty sure everyone would like you to keep that shit off this thread. Enough.
  34. I guess you haven't ever taken your stripper wife to a southern Baptist family reunion in West Columbia Texas then.
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