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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/01/20 in Posts

  1. Mexicans can make it work
  2. When she said "Hookem Bitches" I'm pretty sure she's referring to sata and the other sandy vaginas on this thread.
  3. Appears the full game in 32mins is already up if you need another hit
  4. 247 / Roach / Alfred Collins
  5. Evans: “You beat Utah but you barely beat Utah”
  6. I just got back from a New Year’s Eve party that was hosted by hard core aggy couple. They had the Texas-Utah game on TV because I know they full well expected Texas to lose. This became more apparent as Texas continued to build it’s lead and watching their reactions to each Texas score. Fortunately there were enough Texas fans present at the party that cheered with each Texas score to the point that they could not turn the TV off as I think they really wanted to do. I know they really wanted the TV on with game because the really thought Texas would lose. I told them when we left after the game ended that they are good luck and wanted to come over next year to watch Texas play in the bowl game next year and reminded them of 27-25 while leaving. The look on their faces was priceless. Fuck aggy.
  7. Local Utah fan here. The UT fans were by far the most gracious and welcoming fan base I’ve ever come across. I got lost on the river walk multiple times and was escorted to safety and the stadium by Texas fans. They offered me food, drinks and after the game were polite and wished us safe travels. Even though we ran out of time for the comeback, can’t wait to come back to Texas to visit more longhorns.
  8. If you only donated to help his mom because you thought he’d play football for us, you are shitty. If you’re an adult who is bent out of shape over a highschooler’s choice to play football at a certain college, you are an idiot. Hope these help.
  9. Mike Roach: Recruits react to UT's Alamo Bowl victory over Utah
  10. 15 points
    fuck tulsi. She had a chance to show some ovaries in defending the constitution but chose to grab knee pads instead to kneel before the Cheeto anti-Christ. Trump supporter = traitor 2020. Be better America. Let’s not choose “child torture white supremacy inability to understand basic economic functions like tariff” after November. unless I’m not clear, fuck you, you fucking retard short dick cunt trump supporters. My resolution in 2020 is to @ every one of you simpleton wannabe rapists, racist loving traitors in every unamerican trump tweet; as soon as your are courageous enough to show in the thread. But you won’t, cause it’s indefensible As a true American and you fucking suck as humans and parents. Fuck trump, fuck nepotism, fuck his hypocrisy regarding immigration in his wife, fuck his child torture you support, fuck everyone who votes for him. America can do better than all y’all. Page 1
  11. You sorry, over complicating fraud. Fuck us for thinking you were a quality coach. Heaven forbid you simplify the defense and not try to show us how cute you could be. Take your money and get the fuck out.
  12. Multiple Utah fans told the OP how polite and enthusiastic the Texas fans were. They said it was the best game day experience they ever witnessed.
  13. Well this is Watson's mom
  14. I like to think house arrest was a 12 story pagoda and he had to fight increasingly difficult guys on each floor.
  15. This is why I only send thoughts and prayers.
  16. WTF is that? #57! A third-year linebacker who has played in 14 career games ... awarded a scholarship on Aug. 14, 2019, during a team meeting ... joined the Longhorns prior to the beginning of the 2017 season ... two-time member of the Big 12 Commissioner's Honor Roll (fall 2017, spring 2018). SOPHOMORE (2019) Has played in all five games, contributing primarily on special teams. REDSHIRT FRESHMAN (2018) Played in nine games on special teams ... made his career debut in a 48-45 victory over No. 7 Oklahoma ... played in the 23-17 win over Baylor .. .played in the 38-35 loss to Oklahoma State ... played in the 42-41 loss to No. 12 West Virginia ... played in the 41-34 road win over Texas Tech ... appeared on special teams in the Longhorns' 24-10 win over Iowa State ... played in the 24-17 road win over Kansas ... played on special teams in the Big 12 Championship Game ... helped the Longhorns to a 28-21 win over Georgia in the Allstate Sugar Bowl. FRESHMAN (2017) Did not play. HIGH SCHOOL Played at San Antonio Churchill High School ... played for coach Ron Harris ... helped the Chargers to an 11-3 record his senior season ... also played baseball in high school. PERSONAL Son of Jay Jaquess, who played defensive end at Texas and was a three-year Letterman from 1986-88.
  17. Pretty sure everyone did this when they realized the defense played last night was by the same personnel that's played all season.
  18. Hopefully, OU puts up the same fight they did on Saturday.
  19. Our defensive line is fucking bad ass. They were totally wasted by that faggot Todd Orlando. Play a four man front and just turn these MF’ers loose. I hope recruits were watching.
  20. Todd you ignorant slut.
  21. I’m liking the idea of being the only Big XII team to win a bowl game. Fuck Baylor and fuck this conference.
  22. Honestly, the Gallagher saga is the single most nauseating situation to me -- having read the facts-- after the kids in cages saga. As literally as anything can, the celebration of a person who has credibly been reported to shoot village girls in the stomach and stab teenage captives in the neck, who is so obviously an evil sociopath .... turns my stomach. That we have a large segment of our society that cheers this on, not to mention our "leader," -- there can't be any more concrete example of what a diseased and unworthy society we have at this point.
  23. Every somewhat cold morning this guy sits up there.
  24. This is on Mensa for not canning Orlando sooner.
  25. Negged for the sheer fuck of it. I'm enjoying a good college football day after a promising Longhorn victory. This includes cold beer and a bowl of blackeyed peas whose preparation I've blundered into mastering. Creamy, meaty, nice Southern greens and a Texas jalapeno. I'll review my addled observation: "Trump is a lying, traitorous, psychopathic narcissist who poses a threat to our republic and the values for which it once claimed to stand. And he plays golf instead of actually working." "Hey! He doesn't really play too much golf! That's unfair!" Fuck you.
  26. In the postgame Roach said they installed basically a whole new defense where his and Ossai’s job was to set the edge and funnel everything to the linebackers. What a concept.
  27. Bought Mrs. Brat a 25 ounce can of beer ($12) walking to our seats on the 50 yard line (section 337 row 4). She drank it before the end of the first quarter. She never drinks beer at the Alamo Bowl, so I will give her credit for the win.
  28. first NYE by myself....notbad.gif
  29. Collecting all the post-game analysis articles, including those behind paywalls, regarding the Utah game here: (Jeff Howe) Instant Reactions: Texas pounds No. 11 Utah in Alamo Bowl, 38-10 (Bobby Burton) Snap Judgments: Unexpected Domination (Dan Sorensen) Post Game Thoughts: New Year's Nightmare Edition (Ian Boyd) 5 quick thoughts: Things to remember from the Alamo
  30. Stop it. Yeah, there was no Year 0. No one cares. If you actually think 1990 was part of the 1980s, you're a ridiculous hipster twat.
  31. Holly Rowe: "Coach Smart, do you know if any area Popeye's aren't sold out of their chicken sandwiches?"
  32. It's just awful when something illegal happens and there aren't any repercussions, am I right Baylor fans?
  33. NOLA is basically hell for them
  34. Nice, now if Chuba comes back we can lose bedlam in super duper extra special heartbreaking fashion.
  35. Oh fuck off. He blasted Obama for eight years for golfing (less).
  36. 3rd and $1.7 will forever be his legacy.
  37. Think @Katfid54 deserves an encore after Duv’s shaky handed performance last night.
  38. We need to bring this D to Death Valley next season.
  39. Orlando sucks as a city. The pedo priest at my high school? Father Orlando. Tony Orlando and Dawn were terrible. There is a town in Oklahoma called Orlando. And fuck Todd Orlando, too.
  40. He needs to love all of the games.
  41. had we just played a base defense this year we would have been 10-2 at worst.
  42. Petition for @Katfid54 to start a Jake Smith “good hands” thread and @closetojumping to start a “Tom Herman will gargle balls in 2020” thread ASAP.
  43. Seriously, fuck him. He played a game. I’ll be rooting against him. The bitches lamenting his plight are just rubes who haven’t lived long enough.
  44. 5 points
    This guy is a dumb bitch. Dammit
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