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  1. HenryJames

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  2. Hank Scorpio

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/18/20 in all areas

  1. Does the Democratic candidate have the name Donald J Trump? No Democrat has that name? Found who I am voting for thanks to that and I am not a card-carrying Democrat.
  2. Nothing Baylor can do about it so they might as well just lay back and enjoy it.
  3. And that was the last we heard of Javonne Shepherd
  4. From TFLoss. DE Alfred Collins told OrangeBloods this morning he is headed to campus.
  5. Maybe that Marine respects that Portuguese President. Because he recognizes a true man-of-war.
  6. Now he’s against walls cause they probably don’t work?
  7. You come talking that trash, we’ll pull your card
  8. The Space Force puts its faith in Blast Hardcheese
  9. In Space Force no one can see you scream.
  10. Wrong. The most difficult shelf to restock is the one inside our hearts. Which is why I am here to talk to you about your lord and savior Jesus Christ.
  11. It gives you insight into the mind of a retard. Who goes to New Orleans and eats at Buffalo Wild Wings and Fogo de Chao?
  12. Princely is coming with Collins as well.
  13. Camo in space?
  14. The 3 stages of regret
  15. It now gets said all the time around here about incoming offensive linemen, but I still smile a little bit when I read it. We're so far from the depression of hoping incoming freshmen can get playing time. Add that there are guys ahead of these guys doing the same thing is a great feeling no matter what happens with the current staff. We've restocked the most difficult shelf to restock.
  16. What. So Herman didn’t fuck it all up like everyone said. lol. we really shouldn’t panic over longhorn 995ers. They know nothing
  17. Not really recruiting but too good not to post
  18. 6 points
    Check out the unoriginal mold being squeezed out of the mainstream anus of sports coverage these days. Every show is like this now. The studio sets look some bullshit from Buffalo Wild Wings and I bet the producers do morning energy exercises like car salesman. "You'll know I'm enthusiastic if I shout! You'll know I'm wacky and humorous if wear a costume or use a prop!" The formula is the same for each show: a handful of dipshits wearing sneakers with their suit and a gash in heels. And how could you possibly show coach's film without a wailing guitar in the background? You must have a wailing guitar! This shit is the worst and Acho is all in on anything cheap and ridiculous. He'll thrive in this world of sports nonsense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He was wearing a disguise to show how teams disguise zone and man! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! fuck off
  19. Sniff Orangeface! Dolt Combover! Oaf Nineiron!
  20. We ran that tranny off. FCB. And fuck Bru and @TrojanPrincess. Doubt he dissed his alma mater. This is a good hire that weakens our biggest rival. Ou sucks has ruled this conference for years. We can use the intel and coaching. Welcome home Jay! Whittingham is a damn good coach. We have better athletes. We just need to coach them up. Period. I love Surley, but I am always amazed how we vacillate between my dick is hard/enchubbed to my gaping vagina hurts. Look, Herman is an arogant SOB, but he has made some damn good hires. His 6.5 million dollar job is on the line. We will improve. Will it be enough? God, I hope so. We are due. Hook'em
  21. I guess we could count the Texas schools the same way... TCU - 2014 Peach (W) Houston - 2015 Peach (W) Baylor - 2015 Cotton (L) & 2020 Sugar (L) Texas - 2019 Sugar (W) Sorry if I missed anyone
  22. I'm never gonna cruise again Guilty hands have got no stickum
  23. Darius Terrell HEAVILY hinted that Shemar Turner may commit to Texas on the TFB podcast. He works with him every day (he coaches at Desoto) so he’s very in the know on his recruitment. Says “he doesn’t want to steal the kids moment but Texas fans should feel very good about this one”
  24. Overshown, Foster and Owens all need to be on the field at the same time. The more freakishly athletic we are on defense the better. Orlando absolutely wasted all our talent this year.
  25. I've reported this post for doxxing me.
  26. Except that he did hold up for a whole season as a freshman when he was playing close to the line of scrimmage, so he did hold up over the course of a season playing at Joker, a position more akin to LB in our new defense.
  27. 5 points
    You should make five more posts dedicated to the exact same position just to confirm to everyone where you stand on this issue. It might take six posts, though. Maybe seven, but definitely more than four. Three won't cut it. Two? Forget it.
  28. Stick to shitposting on the coaching staff thread. It’s more your speed. Foster would be the best LB of the group, and he’d struggle at S in this new defense, plus we don’t need him there. I’d be for both Foster and Overshown spinning down this offseason, but Owens should stay at Safety.
  29. She was just excited about cashing in that life insurance check. She already had it all spent. Right now she is bitching to her friends that you weren't dead.
  30. Someone is fucking with us by photoshopping Card’s hand, right?
  31. It takes both. Vaginas complain about misspelling surly and dicks complain that Surly needs to be big.
  32. Seems like we should bring back the Enron Field name.
  33. The Fuck. When I was in elementary -- in the 70s-- we'd get horrible crap like "salisbury steak" with the fake grill marks, that musta slid out of some unholy vacuum pack along with its own ooze like a primordial fetus. And mashed potatoes made from those instant potato flakes which tasted like wallpaper paste. One kid got suspended because, after learning some Texas history, he made a flag pasted to a toothpick and stuck it into his potatoes as a protest....it said COME AND TAKE IT (please) Meanwhile you guys got homemade gotdamn soul food
  34. Careful, campcrunk ... ... keep eating crow after crow, and soon it will be a murder.
  35. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/since-2010-every-secw-school-played-in-a-bcs-ny6-bowl-game/88114248/
  36. Lol I don’t know Nahlin’s history or know him personally but this tweet is perhaps the most bitchmade thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet. What a thin-skinned pussy.
  37. Astros vs the world now. Id care about what the astros did, if NO team had ever done it before. As we have seen lately plenty of former players are outing other teams and systems they used to get same results. Mlb didnt strip any teams win/titles that had ped users( manny, ortiz, arod, and so on) . Stealing signs has been going on for decades. Plus by manfreds rule prior to sept 2017 using technology wasnt "breaking the rules". Red sox caused that rule to be made.
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