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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/19/20 in all areas

  1. OU Rivals mod changed his OU pick on Collins to Texas.
  2. Losing to TCU and Iowa St and Baylor costs us top recruits.
  3. Rumors on Twitter are that the family go up early to load up the car and found "COELENTERATE" spray painted on the its side and the interior full of plain Cheerios. Spent the whole day sorting out the ordeal with the cops. Desperately wanted to be in Austin.
  4. That cop and OBJ are both assclowns. Did the cop make too much of it, by a lot? Yep. Would it have been very easy for OBJ to not give the cop anything to make too much of? Yep. That's nothing more than two guys whose egos are too big for the room. But of course the white one is automatically a racist. Regarding the cigars: is smoking allowed in that building? No? Did a cop tell you to put the cigar out in the building where smoking is against the law? Then fucking do it. Yes, the cop is being an asshole. Do it anyway. If a cop tells you to do something and you act like a bunch of pricks and laugh him off and one of you puts your hands on that cop, you're lucky nobody got hurt. Idiots gonna idiot. All of 'em.
  5. Nothing Baylor can do about it so they might as well just lay back and enjoy it.
  6. So Rhule is making a comfort hire?
  7. Can someone banish ctj and harvdog to their own thread like they did that one time with ztejas and earl? Shit's getting old
  8. Get a room and fuck already damn.
  9. SIAP ... Good article about Yurcich and his offense. Sorry in advance for the sunshine pumping:
  10. Smoked some beef cheeks and made tacos with avocado, cotija, some pickled radishes from our garden, smoked pineapple, onions, cilantro, and el gallo red jap salsa. Was good.
  11. That would be the only thing that Shepherd has passed this year
  12. I have no idea if this article is worth a crap theologically/biblically, but its freaked out a bunch of my social media circle and sparked some debate among them who are religious -- some who love Trump and some who hate him -- about whether the quoted bible passages are fake news (lol!). https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions Contents spoillered below:
  13. Never received an email or text from this dickwad before until just now...
  14. Also, I’ve decided I don’t want Adeleye at Texas. Anybody who voluntarily spends time with a Harvdog sibling has irredeemably bad judgment.
  15. -- Michael Scott
  16. The pinnacle of football is located in a dilapidated indoor practice field off I-35. How many Alamo bowls have the Panthers won? Have they played in both the Culligan and Pacific Life Holiday bowls?
  17. you could literally fuck his wife in his bed and post a selfie on this thread after coitus with her face covered in your DNA and you giving a thumbs up holding a sign that says ‘fuck you ctj your wife is a lousy lay’ and he’d still just have some snarky reply with a litany of bullshit he hastily dug out of a thesaurus coupled with his favorite jellyfish references. you’ll never win. you should still tag his wife if you get the chance though.
  18. Sensational pick up. Very few running backs actually try to do this. From texaggy Aggieranger 10:29p, 1/18/20 I like that he tries to stay on his feet after initial contact!
  19. 2021 Harvdog/Closetojumping fight thread. Y’all should meet in real life and real fight about recruiting. That would be awesome
  20. Honestly, I wish we'd just kept Enterprise, Constellation, Wasp, Hornet, Lexington, Yorktown, Saratoga, Bonhomme Richard, Ranger, Midway and those kind of historic battle names or historic ships rather than people. Were finally getting the Big E back with CVN-60. There should ALWAYS be a capital ship named the Enterprise in the US Navy. But if we're going to name them after people, I'd rather Dory Miller, Chester Nimitz, Bill Halsey, Ray Spruance or Marc Mitscher than a politican. The Mitscher could already have a bad ass call sign... "Turn on the lights."
  21. He was great in Jerry McGuire.
  22. Bro, that's bullshit. Let me tell you why. You are obviously an amazing cook. The shit you were doing down there was exactly what I've always thought should be done with BBQ. BBQ, by itself, is somewhat off putting to many people. Most places serve shitty sides because they can't cook. You're kinda the opposite of that. Your talent is masive, the food you put out is amazing. What you do is completely family friendly and marketable. You need an organization to scale, memorialize, and monetize your work. You are the back of the house, the talent. Don't quit. Save every scrap from Instagram, Daniel Vaughan, press clippings, etc. I know you feel like shit and want to quit. But is takes fifteen years to become an "overnight success". You need to know what the next step is. And that's scaling up. Prepare to market yourself and your product. You need capital to purchase a location with guaranteed traffic. What capital will want is a unique product to guarantee success and grow the business. You can give them that, and you'll get ownership. Being undercapitalized is a bitch, but even worse would be walking away from what you've learned. Take what you've done and leverage it, scale it up. That is the path to success.
  23. Maybe that Marine respects that Portuguese President. Because he recognizes a true man-of-war.
  24. hmmm... I would check on their life of service and the history of their family. They are hard, cold, ruthless motherfuckers who’s family business is running the world. MM is a B- actress who no one gave a shit about.
  25. Much more likely is that Chip heard Carolina was interested and he assumed it was North Carolina instead of the Panthers.
  26. Ring is actually one huge trapdoor with a flaming lake of lava under it correct?
  27. yep, Tennessee isn't Houston. i mean, they were Houston, but then they moved. and Houston got a new team. so Tennessee is different. you know what i mean. Tennessee wouldn't squander a 24-0 lead.
  28. 4 points
    Leftover taco meat mixed with salsa. Tostada and tortilla put together using sour cream because I was out of refried beans. I fully understand that admitting the lack of refried beans in my home might exclude me from participating in the future but honesty is the best policy here. We’re in the tree of trust.
  29. Fuck, We are allowed to do that every week, its not just for the bowl games?!?!
  30. These are Russians who are tweeting him
  31. Blueshirting him wouldn't make any sense as he'd be ineligible for the 2020 season. Its merely idiot Aggie fans trying to convince themselves they weren't forced into a desperation signing
  32. This is what happens when you whiff on all 5 RB prospects, or however many it was. We Recruit Tailbacks...Sometimes.
  33. I'm curious how many MLB players you have talked to since this came out?
  34. Astros 2020: Swangin and Bangin Fuck. Everyone.
  35. How many dicks did she make you suck?
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