Well, I just got all Surly/Twittery in real life. I was getting some gas. To set the scene, I have a UA Alumni tag on my car and I am currently wearing my “Doug Jones for Senate” T-shirt. This old, fat dude who was smoking a cigarette walks past me and while I’m just minding my own business, he hollers at me “An Alabama fan AND a Democrat? That’s three strikes against you.”. I lost it. I looked him up and down and said “Good luck with the coronavirus. Looks like you’ve got the deck stacked against you.” He looked at me like I was crazy and said “What?”. I replied “Old, fat, diminished lung capacity, and stupid.” He got his back up a bit, “Whatta ya mean stupid??” “Alabama fan and a Democrat? That’s two things not three and you’re an Auburn fan.” He waddled off in a huff. Listen, why they fuck is it always fans of teams like aggy and the war eagles who feel free to make shitty jabs at other fans? Just out of nowhere. And walking up to a stranger to criticize their politics is likely to get you shot in Alabama, no matter the party. And it’s ALWAYS a certain type of old white man or woman who feels so privileged to spew their mouth diarrhea without fear of any blowback or consequences. So, I told an old to get fucked by coronavirus at the Texaco today! How y’all doing?