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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/01/20 in Posts

  1. Ask and ye shall.....
  2. Ah, the old Republican playbook. Fuck up the government. And then say "government's fucked up; why would you trust it to do anything?".
  3. Yes, let's condemn the Biden Administration before it even starts. Whether or not he "wants" to go after profiteers, government institutions will move back towards traditional function. Federal, state, and local prosecutors will make prosecutorial decisions according to the law instead of loyalty to Fearless Leader Who Leads So Well That We Salute Him Always. If Biden is elected we should enjoy one of the rare moments in life when you can be almost absolutely sure that something will actually get better. Don't piss away that brief moment of light in the darkness. There'll still be the Trumpists and all the other shit, but Biden will necessarily be an improvement. Period.
  4. Trump is horrible so all government must be horrible! Good grief.. Fuck off back to farmersonly.com you stupid hayseed cunt.
  5. Dude, shut the fuck up. You're pathetic. No one is hoping that the death numbers rise just so they can be "right" on the internet.
  6. You just saw corporations get a massive tax cut, spend it to buy back stock, and now need to be bailed out. Does anyone here trust the private sector right now?
  7. 12 points
    yeah, we'll see. none of the h2h polls with biden have been encouraging for trump at all. i feel like every story reads about the same (and has for years): you know, i didn't vote for trump, i don't really pay that much attention, i've always voted democrat, but you know, he's really impressed me recently with the ___________ and how he's handled the ______________. i think the media/democrats/american people are treating him unfairly and misjudging his ability. fuck. these. people. there is no such thing as an undecided voter. nobody is winning or losing your vote right now. that goes for trump people, biden people, bernie people, or anti-somebody people. there are voters and non-voters. but everyone who is going to vote knows who they're voting for (at least 98-99% do at least). if you don't have evidence of what type of president he is after 3+ years, but somehow this has convinced you, then you're either full of shit, or you're too dumb to consume oxygen on this planet, and should be put out to pasture. if you pull the lever for any republican in november, then you just made the list, and we'll see you at the fucking finish line. enough with this shit.
  8. 12 points
    The curve he's graded on amazes me. "I mean, I was watching him speak, and I'm at least 50% sure that he didn't shit his pants. Gotta say, he earned my vote today."
  9. Jimmy vs. CTJ wass always where we were going to end up. Greenspoint is a pimp...but I didn't know until this day that it was Jimmyjazz all along
  10. As someone literally on the front lines of this shit, I have to thank you for giving me a good laugh. I mean, I'm in meetings and seeing patients from the fanciest best funded hospitals down to their shittiest nursing home they refer to - yes those places don't have any protective gear for much of their staff. As we tackle this disaster, none of us have brought up how we fucked up by not voting for the Bern. We are clearly missing the real issue here. Thanks for providing some perspective.
  11. 11 points
    My two retarded maga siblings (both aggy) faceberked this today: [accompanied by pic of trump looking down solemnly] It just amazes me. At some level I just say the best that can be assumed about Trump fans is they are very gullible. But this even goes beyond this. Trump doesn't even try to present himself as empathetic. They are "gullible" for a trick Trump isn't even trying to pull.
  12. 11 points
    The only thing he is worried about are his re-election chances slipping away. That's it...that's the list.
  13. I vote each new page must have a nurse pic at the top. Much easier to read the rest.
  14. Would you sandy vagina bitches shut the fuck up or get a room or take it to another thread or something? We are ALL in this shit storm together. Try and act like it.
  15. Venus bright as fuck outside right now. Go outside a take a look. It’s a beautiful night with a clear sky.
  16. Serious question: Knowing China lied and lies and covers up, how does that help us right now? Besides deflecting the blame for our own shit leadership?
  17. I don't get it. I mean I do, but I don't. Wife and I watched podcast of our old church in The Woodlands the past 2 weeks. Message was great. praise and worship was great. We still tithe. Yeah we miss some of the fellowship, but the safety and wellbeing of the congregation is worth protecting, if nothing else. Sad that folks think they have to meet in THAT building... to be a church.
  18. Made deep dish last night - did not suck. Used Cento canned tomatoes in sauce. Also did not suck. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. New thread motto: This virus can’t kill us if we kill each other first.
  20. Just last night you posted that the 100% political tweet from Candace Owens (pardon the redundancy) was interesting, so you're a flaming fucking hypocrite.
  21. Fuck off. You are an absolute beating at the best of times, but you have taken it to a new fucking level.
  22. This is the biggest issue IMO. Sending the aid to China in and of itself wasnt a bad call. It would make sense to send supplies to slow things down there while we prepare our response here. Its the equivalent of sending firefighters and supplies to a fire in a neighboring county. They try to slow things down while everyone in your county is cutting firebreaks and removing combustibles that are in the path of the fire. The problem is we did the former without any of the latter. I also believe the bigger issue is all the fuck faces that surround the president. Trump couldnt tell you who was on the pandemic response team then, or now. I don't think he was in the oval office figuring out who to cut, he allowed his underlings free reign on "draining the swamp." This doesnt absolve Trump of any blame, but guys like Pence, Miller, Pompeo, Kushner, etc need to fucking burn just as much as Trump when this is all over. This shit needs to be hung around the necks of all the senate and house dipshits that white-knighted for the president during the impeachment as well.
  23. LOL China, come the fuck on assholes. When is that line going into the negative? What a god damn joke.
  24. I'll concede there is an underlying assumption that we'll elect people that care if we all die.
  25. Of course we all give praise at the altar of VY for this game. But the whole team was full of guys who played such major roles in this game. Selvin Young taking VY's pitch for the first TD. Michael Griffin picking off Leinart to set up the score. Ramonce popping off a nice run to keep drives going. David Thomas catching almost everything thrown his way. The 4th and 2 stop. It really was a team effort and they were definitely a team of destiny.
  26. Is this like the one guy on the old site who just talks to himself?
  27. I don't agree with this one. I don't think he is intentionally doing it. I think he's just a fucking moron that wants to get re-elected, but doesn't understand how this looks bad for him. He's a sociopath.
  28. My boy Odysseus doesn’t care why - he’s just happy I’m home more. And Penelope gets more frisbee time:
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