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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/06/20 in Posts

  1. Funny to see this. Saw a small group of people protesting at the Kerr county courthouse earlier this evening and was ecstatic. Most looked like Schreiner U students and you could tell they had been out there awhile so I made a quick trip to heb for some supplies. Not pictured are masks that I stopped to buy at a convenience store where, for the first time I've experienced, an older man started talking shit to me when I inquired if the store had any masks. I informed him about the goodies above and their destination, bought all the masks in the store (a small box of 50) and told him to keep running his mouth-- I'm the mother fucking George Soros of Kerr county (lol not even close) and that I would do this everyday until it winds down. You would've thought he just met the devil the way he stood there expressionless. I plan on stopping by again tomorrow around noon to do the same thing so if any of you who live out this way come out and see a big dude with a ratty UT baseball hat on, holla at your boy. Fuck the police, black lives matter and covid19 isn't a goddamn hoax. None of these statements should be controversial.
  2. He’s not wrong. I’m proud of the message the program has put out during this time of tragedy. I’m especially proud to be a Longhorn fan that also happens to be black. America isn’t perfect, and we got a lot of shit to fix that will take the generations behind us to solve, but dammit I wouldn’t want to be born or raised anywhere else.
  3. BJ Fosters response to Jake Fromms “elite whites” comment...perfect
  4. Keep being you, click bait drama filled headline article. The previous high they mentioned in April occurred when the avg daily testing was 10k per day. Florida is now around 22k a day. So maybe the headline should be confirmed infected positive rate drops to half the level in April? But that’s not alarmist enough to get clicks. Could also mention that the deaths per day has decreased by ~25% since peak.
  5. My wife broke one of those old glass thermometers. Her: they don't put mercury in thermometers anymore do they? there was this weird silver stuff that came out and rolled around and I couldn't get a grip on it to pick it up. Me: uhhh Her: so I just vacuumed it up
  6. My wife and I were married right at 25 yrs when she passed away. In all that time I managed to get over on her a few times because of one situation that happened not long after we were married. Now, my wife was probably the most intelligent and smart person I ever knew. How she ended up with me is still a mystery. But, I digress. We were discussing a topic that I knew I was without a doubt, beyond all reason, right about. She, of course, was telling me I was wrong. We used to have coffee on Saturday with her mother who lived across the street. She said, "Momma, I want to ask you a question." Mom's "ok." She laid out the topic and even presented my side accurately. Then, the payoff. "Who's right?" Mom, "he is." Oh shit, it hit the fan big time. She thought her mother should take her side automatically. Her mother said right is right, and he's right. Everytime after that I knew I was on solid ground all I had to do was say "let's go ask your mother". Tone.
  7. No one's out here yet. I'll check back in a couple hours. Brought the kiddo along with... In case you can't read my shit for handwriting it reads "Just got my haircut... Where did the 'Patriots' go? Silence kills. BLM." By all means and bask in scared white people glory!
  8. 10 points
    edmund exley is a political animal, boyo.
  9. I've never walked into Pluckers and thought "Wow this is a real hot bed of people that wouldn't eat here if it came out that a co-founder was a republican"
  10. I certainly can't speak for all of The Gays[emoji769], but lots of us are just fine with a powerful closeted person who advances anti-LGBT legislation being outed publicly and without their consent. Fuck him. It's one thing if your journey is privately and quietly torturing yourself by acting on your inherent sexuality/gender identity; it's quite another to try to oppress the rest of us by force of law.
  11. My wife reposted some inane bullshit on FB & 2× she deleted my comment with 3 reasonable answers as to why it was fake. The item was about how "the MSM won't show this to you - the Lincoln Memorial was totally defaced with vandalism & spray paint... this got deleted 3× today! Share it everywhere!". So I reported her post to FB as fake news. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  12. My boy is on a roll protesting. He was on the sidelines about participating, and then early this week cops shot a tear gas canister that exploded near his h.s. swim coach's head, and BANG - skull fracture and maybe brain damage. He is pissed. I had to coach him up not to white knight his coach and get into a tussle with the cops. He has been going out every night lately with my blessings.
  13. Did a green shakshuka with yellow onion, a green cubanelle, a jalapeño, garlic, shaved Brussels sprouts, roasted tomatillos, fried corn tortilla strips, cumin, paprika, queso fresco, and eggs, with avocado and Cilantro and more fried tortilla strips on top. Slammed.
  14. Actions have consequences. Home Depot is gonna lose some ground to Lowe’s due to HD MAGAtry vs Lowe’s donation 25mil to small businesses. Tough shit...no more fence sitting.
  15. 7 points
    Just got back from my secret antifa meeting. We will be hosting a Christmas in July event for disadvantaged school children at the local library where we play “pin the peace sign on the fascist” and “Monopoly for anarchists” (you never go to jail and you get to destroy your opponents hotels instead of paying rent.) We have a Santa Claus but it’s really Karl Marx handing out Obama iPads and explaining the benefits of socialism. Parents are welcome to attend but you must bring a covered dish or some kind of dessert, preferably cookies or commie cakes. The dress code is all black.
  16. I'm going to DISGRACEFULLY post some more FAKE NEWS!
  17. I know, right. There's one on almost every night on NBC.
  18. Subtle, but I think it eventually gets the point across.
  19. I've heard some shady shit about the guy that runs Eskimo Hut, too.
  20. It's almost as if these people think protesting police brutality is more important than getting their nails done.
  21. Look at the DNC making a great ad.
  22. Not sure why, but this gave me a laugh
  23. Contaminating essential testing supplies to own the libs
  24. Fucking brownshirts.
  25. Did my first brisket last night since winning my company’s annual bbq cookoff last year. I am gruntled
  26. I made some Brazilian Moqueca (fish stew) and wife made some Jalapeño Cheese bread
  27. I think Melanie may have fucked Tom Chambers.
  28. Right, because the current inhabitant of 1600 Penn Ave is a fucking picture of good mental health.
  29. My favorite part of these last two fucked up weeks
  30. Of you’re keeping score at home, I stopped in today on way back to deer camp to get the blasted bracelet from hell for my youngest SIL. I walked into the joint and the 2 women behind the counter and one woman in front of the counter looked at me then looked at each other then started giggling and nodding their heads. One of the two broads behind the counter reaches onto the shelf behind her and pulls the confounded bracelet of the shelf, already in a bag and hands it to me, saying “we knew you’d be back.” FML
  31. TFB thinks Texas is in a good position to land Mukuba. Says it’s a two horse race with Clemson neck and neck but likes where Texas stands. Also said LSU could be a dark horse if they get involved late
  32. We are missing the most important factor in the Mississippi State matchup. It's the 1st game in October which lines up perfectly with the rollercoaster.
  33. 5 points
    The NFL told players to STFU to protect its brand. That was a big part of the problem. You keep saying “the narrative” as though it’s just something made up out of nowhere. What you’re really talking about is very strong feelings by a lot of players in the NFL. Dismissing it as “a narrative” is just as tone deaf and insulting as Brees dismissing the reasons repeatedly given for the kneeling as not disrespect for the country and soldiers etc. Brees had every right to double down if he wanted to and others would have the right to hammer it as dismissive and insulting. He didn’t do that and I hope he’s genuine about it.
  34. things going well for joe biden?
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