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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/13/20 in Posts

  1. Seems like a case of Indian giving.
  2. Every bit of this remains correct. If you are a Texas fan and you don't have a fucking mountain of respect for Tom Herman and how he has handled this entire thing I don't know what to tell you.
  3. 30 points
    The answer to the joke is "I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
  4. Go back to the Cloak Room. Seriously, you bring nothing relevant to any discussion on this board.
  5. These kids stood up for something they believe in, but most of them remained calm and patient. The university and alumni didn't fold in this "act now" environment like 90% of us on here wanted them to, and they all calmly got shit done. Would you look at that. Good job. Now let's go make fun of aggy
  6. Seeing my dumbfuck Trumper sister and her equally dumbfuck husband suddenly jump on the "everybody wear masks ya'll!!!" train after months of anti-mask conspiracy theories, it just continues to boggle my fucking mind that if Trump had just done the bare minimum at the start of this and asked people to take this seriously and asked them to mask up, we'd likely be on the other side of this, the economy would be in relatively decent shape, and most importantly tens of thousands of Americans wouldn't have died miserable, lonely deaths. Fuck this motherfucker.
  7. Yeah, today as I was out shopping at the grocery store, getting a carwash, stopping for a bite at lunch, and getting a haircut, I noticed people were everywhere. Don't they know there's a pandemic? They're gonna ruin it for us.
  8. 18 points
    That's easy. A chick pee is what you pay a Russian hooker to do.
  9. 17 points
    This is what cults do. They convince themselves that objective reality is a conspiracy of lies intended to persecute their benevolent leader. I mean, this same shit happens all the time. From the outside, we shake our heads and laugh at the credulity and delusions of wacky cult members. You look at a guy like Jim Jones or Reverend Moon or David Koresh or Elizabeth Holmes or Adolf Hitler or Reveille or Donald Trump and think “How could anyone fall for all those obvious lies? How could anyone believe that fucking clown is the only source of truth?” And yet a significant number of human beings keep falling for the same scam and keep falling into the same cycle of paranoia and reality denial. Over and over and over again. It’s crazy. The fact that susceptibility to the cult mindset is so pervasive among our species is evidence of how badly we fucking suck. We are stupid and irrational on a fundamental level.
  10. where is that fucc boi who tried to call me out i told you all it wasnt a wr or offensive recruit & today 995ers said this also i have told someone on here in private who the recruit is weeks ago he can vouch for me up when it happens might want to take a look at this *wink wink* never take a shot at the king & miss fucc boi my info is 100 💯
  11. I know what it means. I'm questioning why you are using it as a pejorative.
  12. Terrible result for the players. Not sure why they would agree to play this season. What they need to do is listen to someone with real experience who understands the issues, like me, a middle aged white man.
  13. Should play this at the re-naming ceremony. (For those who haven't watched this before - Joe Jamail is the guy taking the deposition (you see his hands).)
  14. We're so fucked Hope all the morons enjoyed going out to a bar for a few hours.
  15. I forgot my mask once to HEB and I went home and got one because that's the right thing to do.
  16. I laughed. Fuck Jeff Fisher
  17. If they still aren’t wearing a mask after this weekend’s photo op:
  18. Well, at least you know he won’t spread it around very efficiently.
  19. Exactly. If there are two sides, the sides are: - Masks are a scam, let it burn through the population, it's just the flu, the media is overblowing it - Wear masks and follow the example of other countries who have had success controlling it and are now re-opening their economies, tourism, and society. One side is right. The other side is stupid as fuck. And if those sides happen to fall along political lines, it doesn't change the fact that one side is right and one side is stupid as fuck.
  20. The fact that there are "both sides" on this issue is why we are ultra-fucked. It's a fucking pandemic. A politically neutral phenomenon of nature. We should be dealing with it as rational human beings, in united fashion. Instead.....we're ass-reamingly stupid, and have decided that a virus is actually acting as a secret political agent to deceive true patriots and bring down a government. Contrast: New Zealand, Germany, Norway, Denmark, even the UK (took 'em a few weeks, but they figured it out).....and we can go on. It's not just that we're stupid -- it's that we're so passionately dedicated to being stupid that sets us apart. The Houston Chronicle had a 43-page obituary section yesterday. 43 pages. That's the ONLY "side" -- reality. Reality is that hundreds of people are dying daily in our state, hundreds/thousands more are suffering lifelong injuries to lungs etc....that's reality.
  21. Same. If DO’s on board, have to imagine pretty much every other player is too. Now haul ass to campus and start working. You have a new position to learn and an NFL career riding on this. Really impressed with UT’s leadership and the players for working with them in this. Hartzell, CDC, Herman, etc. clearly worked with the athletes and got buy in for not giving in to every demand, and the changes they’re making are really well thought out and meaningful. Love the idea of honoring Sweat in Painter Hall. And a ton of credit to Jamail for the name change of the field. Damn proud of this University. What starts here changes the World.
  22. WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK.
  23. This thread title needs a slight edit: DT: COVID-19? - NO, POLITICS ALLOWED!
  24. and I will not hesitate for a nanosecond to welcome anyone into the never-trump club. admitting you were wrong is the first step toward growth. hopefully it's enough
  25. Fuck Trump Here are some boobs
  26. But y’all can’t do that. The Republicans aren’t going to slink away in shame and spend time reflecting on the awful things they did. They’re going to bide their time and wait it out and come back with the same hate and death. But most likely in a smarter, handsomer, younger, more palatable package. Y’all have to stay in the fight. Until they are dead.
  27. God damn right I want a president that's so boring that 3/4 the time we don't even know he's there. Boring is good when it comes to someone that can fuck up everything like dotard has done.
  28. I'm sitting here wondering what social justice has to do with wearing a mask, lol. I bought some weed the other day and me and my dealer both wore masks for the transaction. It's just normal now.
  29. It's the most American thing ever to suspect that a global pandemic is all just a conspiracy to influence the U.S. election.
  30. 9 points
    Pork rib trimmings that were smoked, shredded and ended up inside some homemade street taquitos.
  31. 2 weeks ago: Now that we know this was sung at minstrel shows, we should stop singing The Eyes. If you disagree, you are racist and not woke as it’s insensitive to our black athletes. Today: This is a good compromise. Way to go UT! Surly gonna Surly
  32. We need more Brisket Aquinas and less Brisket Robespierre
  33. dont ever doubt my group chat info fucc boi
  34. This is amazing. Best “Shut the fuck up ya moron” response to the anti-mask hysteria I’ve seen.
  35. Coked out Chuck Barris was the greatest game show host of all time.
  36. No mask Chuck? You'll be dead in two & two.
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