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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/14/20 in Posts

  1. After seeing approximately 55% of the fuckwads (confronted about 70% of those yesterday), inside the motel unmasked I wanted to let assholes know that no it's not convenient, yes it's a pain in the ass. Our crew masks up... outdoors, voluntarily with no issues. So get on board or get fucked you disease spreading douchebags.
  2. i got offered a trial position at a 995 site fucc them im staying with my clique on surly
  3. Saban read Carl's update and panicked.
  4. 13 points
    Pretty sure @realDonaldTrump is a parody account.
  5. The good faith Republicans were guys like brisket and LL, who aren’t Republicans any more. What’s left are the guys who always have been and always will be evil, disingenuous pieces of shit.
  6. Sack, it's a bit disingenuous to say that luring homeless people to your compound so that you can hunt them for sport doesn't carry some risk for all involved.
  7. Pre-clinical - lets give this shit to some monkey and see what happens. Phase 1 - Let's give this to a very small number of highly selected healthy individuals, and see what happens, with a focus on identifying any safety signals. Phase 2 - Lets test this in a less restrictive, but still relatively small number of individuals, to get initial sense of efficacy and continue our safety evaluations. Phase 3 - Let's roll this out in a large group of people to conclusively demonstrate efficacy, and further evaluate safety signals in a broad population of people. Drug Approval comes here. Phase 4 - Real world trials to generate additional safety and efficacy data in the types of patients representative of real world practice. I am sure that there are some nuances to the goals for vax development at each stage that I am glossing over, but that't the gist of it.
  8. More like "I ain't wearing no fuckin' mask" guy interjected himself into everyone else's world. Darwin solved the problem.
  9. Friendly reminder that this titty baby threw an embarrassing as fuck toddler tantrum on national televsion after we lost to Kansas because Strong was (rightfully) getting fired. He can fuck off.
  10. I don't see why everybody keeps treating things as a monolith defined by arbitrary lines as big as states and nations. I get that at some point you have to use a line somewhere but most countries and states are just too big. Could the state have basically set up a system of Red, Orange, Yellow, Green and then dictated that it would be applied at a county level. So for example your county is red, full stop lockdown like it was back in April. Oh you all are yellow, well you can't do these few things and you gotta wear a mask blah blah. Etc. Actually devise a system that lays out a common set of rules and gives folks local accountability for where they live. Get your shit together Harris County or hey good job Harris County etc. Otherwise it's sort of like making the whole team run gassers or eat runny eggs and burnt toast when one dude jumps offsides...it works really well to a point and then the seniors who are just sick of that shit start to act out and revolt
  11. MAKE IT MORE DETECTABLE NEXT TIME
  12. I thought his hair dresser was just a cotton candy machine.
  13. Utterly expected, and just fucking great: We are a fucking failed state. Daughter goes to college in Quebec. Her current plan: she will return in mid-August (she has an apartment, that's where her life is). She will be required to isolate at the apartment for 14 days, under threat of significant penalty. Once she has cleared that period, she can live her life. Which she may have to do there for the foreseeable future, because if she comes back here, she'd have to isolate for ANOTHER 14 days on her return. So, on Sunday (after conversation with all of her friends), she broke it to us that we just may not get to see her for Christmas this year. The tradeoff would be that my daughter gets to live her life (as we've raised her to do), and she gets to do so in a relatively safe, functional locale. Breaks my fucking heart. My country is a fucking disaster and a failure. And it matters.
  14. I'm just fucking shocked that your take would involve shifting blame to the mask-wearer.
  15. 8 points
    Seafood gumbo: quart of crawfish stock, a lone star, some tomatoes that needed used, pound of okra (should drop this earlier next time, maybe 30 minutes left), pound of catfish, pound of scrimps, pint of oysters
  16. Thankfully no, they had a helicopter on the bypass road in about 10 minutes, and 20 minutes later she was airlifted up to Norfolk, Va. We got a phone call from her about 3 or 4 months later. She could barely talk thru her tears thanking my wife for taking care of her son while the whole thing was going down. She spent a month in the hospital before going back home to Ohio. We're not sure how she got our info. I think my wife gave it to one of the EMT's maybe.
  17. There will be a restaurant on the first floor of the multi-use building that sells fusion deconstructed Dart Bowl enchiladas.
  18. Signed up to be a guinea pig for a phase 3 trial. Fingers crossed [emoji1696] they pick me.
  19. Actually, the fact is it was originally performed at a minstrel show. There is no firsthand account of blackface, and not all performances at minstrel shows were in blackface.
  20. Dumbass girl forgot her umbrella
  21. Someone should Czech up on him.
  22. They should bury him with a mask on.
  23. "As I told Ricky [Williams] earlier, I was watching that sickening video of George Floyd getting murdered. I just wept," said the 67-year-old Jamail. "I was just thinking, how did we fall so low, to have a leaderless country, to have a president who supports white supremacists, this great-people-on-both-sideshorses---? Truthfully, I don't give a flying f--- if you quote me. It's sickening. It's embarrassing that people try to justify it.
  24. Trump is the Yogi Berra of Benito Mussolinis.
  25. ALSO: He's a pig-faced fucktard.
  26. In defense of Trump, when I see a a confederate flag I think of wood paneling, cars parked in the front yard, scratch-off lottery tickets and some guy on welfare who won't stop complaining about the welfare state.
  27. Send them a final payment of $50 million to do it and adios. Then promote TTU to the land grant school provided they swallow UH, TXST and UNT systems.
  28. Well, we sang it at my grandfather’s funeral and my great aunt’s funeral which some of her former players attended. So, me, my dad and my aunt were all going to be done if it was removed. It means different things to different people. Did you attend UT?
  29. If this happens, Texas GOP would just crow about successfully reducing class sizes.
  30. I need to amend this post. My affection for Ricky is as deep as that for Earl. Coming back for his Senior year was a huge spring board for the Mack Brown era. Also he did not raise much of a stink after what seemed to be shoddy treatment after a UTPD arrest. Respect for Ricky need not take a back seat to any, even Earl. Also want to again thank Jamail family for this. Just a terrific gesture.
  31. 6 points
    Daddy’s Famous Chili Cheese Dog Sandwich for the boy. (Hot dog buns were moldy.)
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