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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/15/20 in all areas

  1. I sent her phone number to an extended car warranty group.
  2. 18 points
    That thread is gold. Also this:
  3. Let's be clear. Trump was losing to Biden before COVID. It was closer, sure, but Biden was the favorite to win. The economy argument is popular, but not rooted in much reality. Also, coronavirus didn't have to be a killer for Trump. IMO it was actually a chance for him to rebound and get re-elected. Americans fucking love to rally around something. They treat politicians like fucking heroes for simply doing their basic job during a crisis. All Trump had to do with coronavirus is care. That's it. Take the pandemic and cautions needed seriously and grieve for the people we have lost. It's so fucking simple. But he can't do it because he's a sociopath. Donald Trump is to blame for his terrible polling. Nothing else.
  4. 13 points
    More people are unemployed since the Great Depression due to this administration’s failure of leadership with the virus and fucking Ivanka launches an employment campaign titled “Find Something New” - that’s not the Onion, that’s a real thing. It’s the most hilariously out of touch Marie Antoinette bullshit I’ve seen.
  5. 12 points
    There are 12 other MS gangs /Rush Limbaugh
  6. Fucking piece of shit. Fucking asshole. I hate that man so goddamned much.
  7. If y’all don’t hear from me, I’ve been locked in some kind of sex dungeon built for Jimbo
  8. And yet he's still a better man than many, including posters here.
  9. Just put him on ignore. He brings zero value. His rep only validates that the Cloak Room is a bastion of self-congratulating simpletons.
  10. Take your cabal bullshit to the cloak room. You guys just can’t help yourselves from trying to turn everything into a them versus us shit flinging contest. I made a comment about what I had observed. When SO challenged with some misleading stats, I explained my source (admittedly anecdotal, and perfectly appropriate for the point I had made). Then you slide in with the “cabal” nonsense. I didn’t scoff at SO’s stats or evidence. What I did was point out the irony of him scoffing at me for using what I saw on television by, wait for it, using a television report.
  11. 10 points
    How much can a can of Goya beans cost, ten dollars?
  12. Trumps going to be upset.
  13. Wow. This thread is getting creepy as fuck, but I can’t look away. Reminds of the time when people started posting all the filings from Hamm’s divorce suit. Stuff like this would only ever happen on Surly.
  14. I usually hear "superficially friendly blockhead with a bunch of yell leader stuff where the intellectual curiosity should be."
  15. Yes football fandom will play a role because it’s all Tuberville has to point to in regards to his relationship with the state. Bama fans HATE him. Tuberville needs to sort of hide out - he doesn’t need to be on television every night acting all smug and reminding Bama fans when that self-righteous smugness was directed our way. And Auburn fans hate him too! Go look on any AU football message board and search for Tuberville. HATE. The jugeared asshole doesn’t even really live here anymore and hasn’t since he left over 10 years ago! He bought some property in 2018 to fulfill the residency requirements for this race. Y’all see now why I wanted Tuberville to win? Finebaum is going to be dripping poison and hate towards Tuberville daily for HOURS. He’s always hated him personally and now he gets to use that against him politically. Finebaum is a big ole lib. And he’s very friendly with Jones. And with no sports to speak about his show has dipped its toe even more in politics and social issues. Alabama Democrats haven’t had much to fight for or get excited about in DECADES. With new party leadership and this race we have a lot. And we go hard in the paint.
  16. Well done. Seriously. Her case might be the most tragic one of all the police shit in the last few months. Fuck the police.
  17. The planet hates us too. This is only one of its first shots at forcing us to bring the ecosystem back into balance.
  18. A teacher friend of mine shared this today and I think it perfectly lays out why all the reasons people are using to justify flinging the school doors open is bullshit.
  19. Whenever I hear someone labeled as a good Ag, I know it is code for raging asshole.
  20. We’re not safe in your America, you stupid fuck.
  21. A snoozy Houston exburb address that's just a bunch of garage doors facing a cul-de-sac? She's checking all the aggy boxes.
  22. Yet -- and here's the HUGE problem for American Christianity -- many, many "secular humanists" are 1000X better at the most basic commandments of Christianity (e.g., "love your neighbor") than the bulk of vocal "Christians" out there. I don't disagree that a thoughtful, analytical Christian trying to live the "Way" that is Christianity will have a larger code to follow than just our basic western ethics. But I'll suggest as Rabbi Hillel did -- love others, that is the law, the rest is commentary. American Christians are gung-ho about commentary, they are shitty about The Law. It's bassackwards. It's why young people, even those who grew up in the faith, are utterly disgusted and DONE with "Christianity" -- not only is it not followed, in its most outward and visible form, it's used as a shield to excuse all manner of cruelty and harm of others by those who use prooftexting and selective reading of scripture to serve their own ends, not God's.
  23. stone oak: Try getting facts somewhere other than TV! (links to a TV news site)
  24. Staying at home is a vote for Trump, and it's the pussy way out. Have some fucking balls. Either you want Trump for another term, or you don't. If you do, vote for Trump. If you don't, vote for Biden. It's pretty fucking simple.
  25. Finally knocked out the new interior. Just need to install the drive train, wire it up and I'll be joining you fuckers on the road. .
  26. Absolutely good dude and I love that he plays for the Texans
  27. I could care less whether or not they chose to hang around & sing it, but do not accuse those who do as being racists.
  28. The memes are starting...
  29. Product endorsement from senior White House staff, in this case Donald Trump's grown up cum, didn't even slightly surprise me. The braindead acquiescence to striking the "game-show-host-prize-presenter-fuck-bunny" pose is admittedly astonishing. Imagine the robotic obedience required to pose like that. "Now do the splits on the white Jaguar, roll to your knees, rock your head back and literally spill those beans across your privileged and officially insured tits while we hit the switch on the industrial fan. Pussy sells, you little pudding gash and Daddy's making cold calls!" "Tee hee hee. Okay!"
  30. What a brilliant slogan! It’s so simple, yet so helpful. Apparently it won out over several other options, including: ”Don’t have a job? Get one!” ”Have you tried exchanging your labor for currency?” ”Get to work.” “Reach down deep, grab your bootstraps, and pull up.” “We could use a new Energy Secretary. Send me your resume and I’ll put in a good word.” ”Two Words: Scratch-Offs.” ”Out of work? Demand for trauma nurses is desperate right now so they probably won’t notice if you wing it for a few months.” “Just ask Russian oligarchs to front you hundreds of millions of dollars, silly!”
  31. He's absolutely right. Do you not think there are millions of Americans who know jack shit about the economy, don't own a single stock, yet have completely bought into the propaganda that the DJIA is the economy? Because they're out there, and there are a lot of them.
  32. Sir, all I see is a Canadian piece of shit.
  33. At least we have freedom
  34. This. Fucking this. You fucking wreck him, and everything about his loathsome ass. Then you make the rubble bounce, pulverizing it to the point that molecular analysis is fucking useless. Then salt the earth beneath the ashes. Then, when you think they've had enough, do it all over again. That's the game. Play it to win.
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