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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/28/20 in Posts

  1. Jesus Christ, you are so fucking wrong. I am goddamned done trying to talk to you rationionally.
  2. $8 a month for woke sports? Tens of people will take them up on that.
  3. Anyone who thinks the media isn’t a massive part of the problem has a problem themselves. Every newsroom person in America has been in a perpetual state of multiple orgasms since the Covid crisis began. It’s like Jim Spencer on steroids & ecstasy when a cold front meets a warm front.
  4. 10 points
    i encourage President Trump to give Dr. Stella Emmanuel the full weight of the presidential bully pulpit. put her front and center, stand right beside her, endorse everything she's going to say in your introduction, then give her the mic to say whatever she wants for 30 mins. fire that fucker up...let's roll!
  5. That’s bullshit. Plenty of posters here, myself included, are and have been vocal opponents of police violence and also opponents of useless violent protests just for the sake of committing random acts of violence. I couldn’t give a shit if anyone wants to kneel during the national anthem, but burning shit just to burn shit needs to stop.
  6. 9 points
    Original Johnsonville, Mrs. Bairds, Meeeeler Lite. Mustang and Louisiana take it to 11. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. Plane crash in Kabul. Helicopter crash in El Salvador. Ambushed in El Salvador, Peru and in Afghanistan. Afghanistan included multiple IED hits. Caught in a riptide in the Pacific. Married a Dominican. Got lost in the woods in Canada when I was 9 during the winter.
  8. I love the grift that the Trump portrait guy has going on. If I had artistic ability I would totally be painting and selling ridiculous shit like that Trump Playing Football one, or the most recent one where he is praying with greats of American history. I would also do one of Trump in a lab overcoat, with a strained look on his face as he intently studies a bunsen burner with a tube full of the COVID vaccine. In the background are Robert Jeffress, William Barr, Devin Nunes, Albert Einstein, and Jesus with heads bowed and hands clasped in solemn prayer.
  9. I prefer Messiahs who weren't nailed to a cross.
  10. Better tap your brakes there, counselor. Most of us realize what the problems are That you are passionate about and I totally agree some/most sorely do need radical changes. But your rhetoric, “Americans like y’all” is just.... I don’t know, really not productive. Anyway, it seems that you should direct some of your outrage towards the violent anarchists who are taking advantage of the original BLM movement. Instead you are taking umbrage at those of us (“Americans like y’all”) who are pointing out that fact.
  11. Absolutely. Some unnamed members of the Milwaukee Brewers told the Athletic during the 2018 National League Championship Series that they were concerned the Dodgers were using video to steal their signs. Members of the New York Mets said in May that they suspected Dodgers hitters knew what was coming in their four-game series they played in Los Angeles. www.dodgersnation.com/dodgers-were-accused-of-sign-stealing-in-2018-per-the-athletic/2020/01/08/amp/ Now take your fucking shine box and NL champ gear and get out of our thread.
  12. "Excuse me, sir...do you have a round chambered and the safety off? I need to know before I shoot at you."
  13. Like I've said, it's maniacal lunacy that Adler and the city council have given free rein of the streets, at all times of the the day, to do what you want - protest, dance, walk, run, meditate, or whatever the fuck you want to do. There are no permits being required. Stand down, cops. Want to do a spontaneous march up Congress / Foster Avenue? Sure, why not. Cars and people do not fucking mix. Especially charged up people carrying assault rifles and drivers who, shockingly, on a busy Saturday night may want to drive on the streets. Our city has blood on its hands because they've, ludicrously, allowed open and free access of the streets to pedestrians for weeks now. Well, it came back and bit them Saturday night. Badly. I know they'll figure out, ultimately, how to blame the cops for this tragedy. But the reality is that Adler and the council can look right in the mirror on this one, if they chose to accept reality. But that's just a pipe dream.
  14. BT is a liar. He doesn't even know the definition of violence.
  15. It should just be his fucking booking photo. Front, profile, and hang it in the shitter, where every subsequent POTUS can look at it as he squeezes out a huge trump.
  16. My grandmother tried that one on me last night. I told her then she must be super excited to vote against Trump and she decided to change the subject. She also told me that this is all going to go away after the election because it was created in a lab. I asked her if lab created stuff usually has an expiration date on it. So she changed the subject again. Then she aired her grievances about her other grandchildren. That was a fun call.
  17. If Trump wins again, I’m going on a nationwide grift wherever his sons and daughter go. I will make tshirts that are exactly the same but switch the date and the city. 30 dollars a pop. Will have a 1 of xx date and get all the people who travel to these like it’s a Grateful Dead/Phish show. People will buy them at every city and be repeat customers.
  18. Username checks out.
  19. I've banged a few redheads. Does that count?
  20. Jim Jordan is a little bitch. Sorry it just needed to be said. Carry on.
  21. Are you not Abel to?
  22. Did he specify which country?
  23. Pretty creative way to prank someone.
  24. It's cute and wholly naive to think that even 20% of these current nightly events is actually about black lives. That horse left the barn about 2 weeks ago, in places like Portland. At this point if people are truly sincere then they need to be the change they expect. Join the police force, join the DA's office, get rid of the politicians/laws that protect shitty cops. You know, do the stuff that actually matters. And how exactly is the below going to save lives or make someone sympathetic to the cause? What's the purpose? Any jackass can stand in traffic, begging to get ran over. Don't even get me started on the 'selective outrage'. And yes, you CAN question why BLM is only popular with certain events and still not want to see black people murdered. Those who try to squash that conversation, need to remember that 'silence is consent'.
  25. Shelby reportedly had a good day at the doggie hospital. They have her blood and she seems to be in good spirits. We hopefully get her back tomorrow.
  26. Well, at least you didn’t say “muh freedoms” or “mericuh”. I guess that’s progress.
  27. I'm just going to focus on the fact that our most recent TE and OL take for this class were offered and heavily recruited by Iowa, who is probably the best school in the country at identifying and developing TEs and OL.* *While ignoring the underwhelming ratings, film, and offer list for both.
  28. OH hey stranger. You confusing white folks now?
  29. Tear gas banned in war you mean ? Yeah it makes perfect sense, gas (any gas) as a weapon, has been flat out forbidden. Tear gas isn't a deadly force, and is used to hopefully head off actual deadly force. I have SOME issues with it being used, but let's drop the whole banned from war thing like that makes it some horrid thing. And while we're at it this whole lying, BS mythology that these protests are non violent needs to stop. They're intended, and coordinated by a number of participants to become violent, and destructive. I'm seeing it right here in my hometown for 2 straight months.
  30. Washington, Washington, six foot six, weighed a fucking ton.
  31. I have two little boys, I am already cleaning piss off the walls. I don't need to add my own.
  32. The SEC was always gong to be the last one to cancel anything. Those people would sooner sacrifice their first born than the CFB season. And the majority are part of the Covidiocracy who think this is the flu at worst. So it's football first, football second, football third, player safety fourth, and fan safety... eh fuck 'em. I still say a CFB season is a pipe dream in 2020.
  33. In any other presidency, a scheme to spend almost $2B of taxpayer money to force a federal HQ in a space the agency did not want so the president could personally profit would have demanded removal. And yet we all yawn. I hate this. This should not be acceptable
  34. Looks like Spiegleman doesn’t know about the video.
  35. How about some storm pron? And yes, it did drench us eventually.
  36. yep just jump on into a 14 page shitfest of a thread, dont read a god damned thing, and then ask pretty much the same question that was asked about 20 times on page 2 & 3. protip. either read the fucking thread, or dont, but dont fucking post on the thread without having read it, say you didnt bother reading it, then ask a basic question that was cleared up pretty early on.
  37. Well, his full name is Benito Pinochet Benedict Arnold Adolphus Pol Pot Briskettexan. People call him Idi as a nickname.
  38. I think this is the best frame. I screenshotted the video and cropped it. This is right as the first shot is fired. So sure, I guess his gun is pointed "at the ground". He's also advancing towards the driver with his finger on the trigger of an AK-47. Did the driver need to shoot? Probably not. Did Garrett have it coming?
  39. the Prem is 100% bubbled up. NBA and MLS are bubbled. MLB traveling & unbubbled is just one more example of the level of stupid on display in this country that is unmeasureable with current technology, sports being just 1 of 100 dumb things we're doing while the rest of the world is laughing at us. CDC needs to shut it down. There is a reason it's named The University. We are better than this.
  40. Willow is six months old and 46 pounds. She's all business.
  41. I’d rather stay in quarantine than inject something manufactured by those retards
  42. And I’m now watching Zapped! on Amazon Prime 😂
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