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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/11/20 in Posts

  1. Look, maybe I am a dumbass like @Beau Vine says...but IDGAF because that's the least of my worries at this point. I've been unemployed for over 5 months now. My industry is similar to anything having to do with live sports or concerts and is VERY slow coming back. I don't know how much longer before I work, and gov't support has dried up. I'm fucking pissed, and am looking for ways to support my family. I don't have answers. I feel like a lot of the players, in that I want to work and do what I do, but I can't do to powers outside my control. It sucks. There is something new everyday and mostly negative in regards to this virus and how it will kill you, when any ray of light tries to pop up. Meanwhile, quite honestly, the virus itself is the least of my personal worries. Uncharted territory is hard. Sorry, rant over. I got pushed to my limit with covid-19. I'll leave the thread. Everyone stay safe!
  2. Kamala Harris would make a terrible VP and must be defeated. -Marco Rubio
  3. So you're saying that Donald Trump is going to wish her well?
  4. Roach and Fong CB’s for LJ Johnson
  5. TFB: Still waiting for some additional confirmation but I am beginning to hear of a real possibility of some excellent recruiting news. Would be a high profile and unexpected pick-up. I’ll let you know once I have additional confirmation one way or another. From what I gather it should go down quickly. In summary: The cake is baked The video is made The thots are thirsty The Uber is ordered The portapotty is vacant
  6. Competent covid response has nothing to do with social justice....
  7. Cool - I'll argue with your family who's made up of actual physicians and not your dumb ass.
  8. Well he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
  9. Don’t let the stats get in your way, buddy. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1109011/coronavirus-covid19-death-rates-us-by-state/ Texas is 21st out of 50 in the death rate. Middle of the pack. And that’s considering our fat population and the RGV. Go be wrong somewhere else.
  10. SEC found a chiropractor?
  11. Hell yeah. Will Pence have to withdraw from the debates? He can't be that close to a woman without his wife next to him, right? Especially one of "those" women.
  12. You can't make this shit up- Over at one of my wife's friends on Saturday for a small gathering. Grilling out, beers, etc. Well my wife brought a dish that needed to be cooked in the oven. Wife's (single) friend- I preheated the oven to 200 degrees anything over that and it will burn Me- What? WSF- Yeah, it's a new oven and anytime I cook anything over 200 it burns. I need to call the service guy back out Me-WTF? Looking at the oven for 5 seconds.. I fixed your oven. WSF- OMG what did you do?????? Me- turned it from Celsius to Fahrenheit............... So I asked her what the first thing she cooked was- A frozen pizza: 425F she had the oven set to 800 Fucking degrees! WSF- No wonder everything was burning.
  13. In Russia, vaccine eradicates you.
  14. The sensitive one is the guy who comes out in full force attacking and slut shaming the Democratic VP, without evidence, within an hour after she is announced while being silent for 3+ years during the most authoritarian American president and most likely pedophile-friendly president we've ever had. We see through your fucking bullshit. I love seeing you fucktards thinking you can crawl your way back to some type of moral high ground like you haven't been supporting Donald Trump for the past few years. Go back under your fucking rock. This forum has been better without you.
  15. https://nypost.com/2020/08/11/black-lives-matter-organizer-calls-chicago-looting-reparation/
  16. Of all the people in my life that I know and have spoken to about this (and I try to avoid these discussions as much as possible, but sometimes you can't), the ones that are most strident about shut it all down work for the government. Or tech, or something like that. It's really easy to say when your livelihood isn't in direct threat (though if it gets much worse the tax base will deteriorate to such a point that the government worker isn't safe either). Those who are in the industries getting decimated are probably sick and fucking tired of hearing "out of an overabundance of caution we will..." Just talked to my little brother. He was going to flow over to American probably spring of 21. Now they are telling him he's likely to be looking at 2025 based upon their best guess. He's stuck in a regional, with a reduced schedule, for 4 or 5 years. He went into this as a career change later in life (35 or so) with the idea that he'd have to put in X amount of years and then he'd be in the big time and life gets a lot better easier. Now- he's finding out it's X + 5. That sucks. Big time. But at least he has a job. So many people are so much worse off. It will break your heart if you sit down and think about it too long. I feel so bad for the class of 2020 that didn't have prom, graduation, sports etc. That's time they will never get back. Same thing with college sports if they get cancelled (though I suppose at least most of those guys can take a victory lap if they want) but truly, if we don't play now there's no argument to ever play again without a vaccine or herd immunity. And maybe that's the play, to just shut down most of what people find enjoyable in life and live in sheltered little groups because any time we go out into the wide world it spikes back up and becomes inevitable. I told my wife in February that this thing was going to be the end of the world as we know it. It looks like that right now. Praying for a vaccine.
  17. Honestly, it’s his rich, suburban supporters who tick me off. His rural supporters are living in a bubble, where they’re being fed a bunch of fake information. They also are less likely to know immigrants, non-Christians, people who are out of the closet, etc. But I work with a bunch of middle aged, white, suburban, educated, upper middle class dudes who support him. They know better, but put their heads in the sand because racism and tribe.
  18. Fuck Garrett Wilson
  19. Let me just tell you something. I'm a big fan of Willie Brown. About 20 years ago, I found myself at some very nice restaurant in SF (Gary Danko, maybe?) about to be seated, and in walks Willie Brown. On his left arm was about the hottest blonde I'd ever seen, and on his right arm was about the hottest Black woman I'd ever seen (maybe it was Kamala--I don't know). Anyway, he goes to the maitre d', asks for a table, says he doesn't have a reservation, and gets seated in about five minutes. So fucking baller. Anyway, during that five minutes, I went up and introduced myself. My father knew him from various things, and he pretended that he gave a shit who I was. Which was really remarkable given his company. I wouldn't have given a shit who I was. Anyway, I joked with him that he was probably going to get my table. He did. Then he went to his table and ordered a bottle of champagne. And when I got seated 15 minutes later, he sent a bottle over to my table. That was cool.
  20. What I imagine when the SEC references their medical team.
  21. Samples is not bad mouthing Texas. He’s a really good recruiter, and unlike Murray he knows that anything he says will get back around to everyone. He’s fully capable of landing guys by selling himself and SMU, he doesn’t need to negative recruit and it’s simply not his style/persona.
  22. Katie Porter for Senate!
  23. 10 points
    This makes me so mad, because it reminds me of how arrogant Obama was.
  24. As if the subtext of this thread weren't depressing enough, it has evolved into the absolute bottom of the barrel of this website. The cloak room has miraculously managed to fuck the realignment thread, and this abortion of a thread is the offspring. And just to top it off, now featuring icono's billowy asshole. Say what you will about the year 2020, you have got to give it credit as it refuses to give up on things getting progressively worse no matter how awful they already are. Enough already, you win.
  25. Sorry Nebraska, what was your line? Im not going to just stand around here and get bullied by the Texas’ of the world? Wasn’t that what that windbag Osbourne said on the way out? I hope your fans have ESPN so they can watch our games.
  26. And can we just dispense with the Kamala-the-cop bullshit? Advocating for criminal-justice reform and exercising prosecutorial discretion is a luxury of white men. Do one of those things as a woman, or a Black man, or [gasp] a Black woman would make you "soft on crime." The prejudiced idea that Black women are "soft on crime" is why so many start their political careers as prosecutors or cops. It's the only way to get over that hump. If she hadn't been a prosecutor, and if she hadn't prosecuted people effectively, you'd have never heard of Kamala Harris. So take that #bluelivesmatter bullshit and shove it up your ass.
  27. The fact that the far left thinks she's too conservative and the right are claiming she's Bernie Jr. convinces me even more that she is the perfect pick.
  28. LMAO - as a doctor I think it's amazing anyone would be dumb enough to say that nobody will die with so much certainty. Then be so sure they call the other person a dummy. Legit LOL
  29. Simple. Texas says you motherfuckers play or we are leaving the shitty ass conference as soon as possible. Fuck Kansas. Fuck those 2 televisions worth podunk schools.
  30. Dude follows Diamond and Silk on Twitter. This is your god?
  31. So much better than Clinton/Kaine and it's not even close.
  32. She’s gonna eat Mike Pence ALIVE. And I, for one, cannot wait.
  33. Looking at CFB crumble before our eyes....
  34. My guess is Bru b back
  35. You mean to the point where scientists , doctors, epidemiologists, presidents, (social) media, health experts can’t get on the same fucking page?
  36. I’m going to do the responsible thing and assume it’s Ewers
  37. I remember a $9.95er describing it as something along the lines of "O-me-a-ree". (Or - as Katfid pronounces it - Collin Johnson.)
  38. In Russia, Vaccine approves Phase III trial.
  39. Everywhere else it doesn't. In this country apparently the mouth breathers think it does.
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