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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/07/20 in Posts

  1. 16 points
    4? He’s lived his entire live never having to give specifics or getting any follow up. The guy has gone his whole life without consequences. If there was a god, he would spend his remaining days on earth in a jail cell while having to watch his ‘empire’ fall apart, and get picked clean by the US government / IRS. Melania and Baron turn states evidence, M marries a black dude, and his 4 other kids all go to jail but for a reduced sentence when they also turn. Once in jail, Deutche bank and the Russians abandon him and all his tax returns, tratorous acts with foreign governments, and shit he really did during his time in the WH come to light. Anyone who was in the administration is effectively exiled from public service and some are tried with him for treason. He is convicted and Barrack Obama is the deciding vote on the Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision to allow for his execution. His execution is held in makeshift stadium on the Mexican-American border in which the bleachers are made from pieces of his shittily build wall that have since fallen down. The only people allowed to attend are the Central American or Mexican teenagers / young adults who were taken away from their parents back when they were toddlers. But there is no god. And that’ll never happen.
  2. Trump 2020: Nothing of value will be extracted by anyone involved.
  3. They’re only finding more boats at the bottom of Lake Travis because they’re testing more.
  4. The Atlantic is known for being fanatical about fact checking, it's been confirmed by other independent news organizations including the AP and Fox News, we've witnessed Trump say very similar things in public on tape, credible people central to the story have not refuted it, Trump has already demonstrably lied (saying he called Melania back home, she was there with him) in his refutation of the story. If you're convinced that this story is untrue it's because you are stupid and have been fundamentally broken by the Trump GOP.
  5. Also, I don't know how it's taken this long to bring up that we are rocking a 6'1, 160lb Mexican walk-on backup kicker named ERWIN VON NACHER The fuck, guys. Pull it together.
  6. Same FAT time, same FAT channel.
  7. Didn’t think California allowed gender identity ...
  8. Shit! We’re so fucked!
  9. The comics on twitter are leaving alternate descriptions for military themed movies:
  10. Evicted a family of three freeloaders today for nonpayment of rent. One of my sons took a 10’ tree pole into our attic and rattled it around in the corner above our bedroom. Momma, Poppa, & Teenage squirrels evacuated to the back yard, and son used screws to reseal the metal vent in the soffit outside our bedroom bay window. They had been bending it down for a week or so to sneak inside for their overnighting. Little sumbitches seem to be annoyed, but no freeloaders are allowed around here except me.
  11. One game? Mike Price says, “hold my beer! And this stack of singles.”
  12. Nothing to.do with the staff, it's all those thots on campus. Hey fuccboi @hornfromdallas am I doing this right?
  13. It would be cooler if Barron married a black dude.
  14. Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.
  15. No. Not curious. Opposite of curious. More like I GODDAMN GET YOU BECAUSE I'VE READ YOUR FUCKING SOLO DEBATE CHAMPION OPINIONS AND DEATH THREATS ON THE BACK OF YOUR PICK UP TRUCK'S REAR WINDSHIELD FOR TWO DECADES AND THE PROBLEM ISN'T THAT NO ONE GETS YOU OR ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU OR UNDERSTANDS YOU. IT'S THAT EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU REALIZES YOU'LL NEVER BE SATISFIED BECAUSE YOU MAKE SHIT CHOICES AND NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE, LEADING TO MORE SHIT CHOICES. Everyone is aware of your sentiments, and considering you've gotten most of what you wanted since the Reagan Revolution, whatever part of mundane convenience store America you wanna present as some exotic, unknown land ignored by the coastal elites (one of which you worship) increasingly falls on deaf ears. (not necessarily aimed at you Ana, but at the absurd notion of curiosity of the hyper-monotonous) America does not need another Honey Boo Boo shoved down its throat.
  16. How we all want to go. Much respect
  17. You know who else stole art from France? The fucking nazis.
  18. pac 12? how can you opt-out of a non-season?
  19. You look at UTEP over there and it's just all about the tradition of getting a hanje on the mountaintop.
  20. I volunteer at a local homeless shelter. When this whole coronavirus panic started, I asked the night chaplain there what the shelter planned on changing due to the coronavirus. He looked at me with a deadpan expression and said, "You know, in the 20 some years that I have been here, I have been exposed to HIV, full blown AIDS, Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, ...not Hepatitis E yet..., drug resistant tuberculosis, MRSA, and an airborne staph infection that I didn't even know was a thing. Plus head lice and bedbugs. Coronavirus doesn't even make my top ten."
  21. Westcott Eberts thinks this is a bitchass post. Having a true freshman OL come in who’s ahead of schedule is not a sign the OL’s in a bad place, and getting his stripe taken off is not a sign he’s anywhere near seeing the field.
  22. Getting your stripe off has nothing to do with starting, it's about effort, practicing well, and buy-in. Jerrin Thompson was the first guy to get his off and he's not coming anywhere close to the starting lineup this year.
  23. It’s not scientific to say “I don’t know but I’m sure there is something there because”. And I have two children electing to participate in college sports this year.
  24. "They/them tweet", please. And of course they/them's point totally missed the mark, comparing bath time in the privacy of one's home to parental engagement in the educational sessions their children are attending. There is something fucked up there if the teacher of 3rd graders pushes back on parental involvement, much less jumps to that particular analogy.
  25. 5 points
    4/3? so...still in the bag? couple improvements on the smoker: removable SST shelf off Amazon, and a couple boat jacks under the fire box to get the tires off the ground. Surly smoke critics have been quiet lately, so, I provide some fodder (that's a pork but on the right, to cover the non-rib eaters). dunno if these look good or bad, but they tasted great. the other rack was less fatty but equally flavorful. my dad went through 2 ribs without wiping his face once. looked like...well, I just prefer not to think about that.
  26. Only 140 days till new rickenbacker day
  27. My wife and I had our first last December. My wife found out the gender from a blood test early on, and the doctor told her over the phone when I wasn't even home. She told me later, we smiled and laughed and cried, and then didn't even tell family for another couple of months. Fuck people turning every intimate, personal moment into look-at-me bullshit. 'Merica
  28. Same choads will cry about how sports or DT is supposed to be a safespace "from all the politics" dont mind wearing their Trump hats to the fucking zoo or blowing up FB with zerohedge articles
  29. What are you a fucking park ranger now?
  30. Laziest and most spoiled American Bulldog in the state.
  31. Really hope LSU sucks ass this season except vs aggy...
  32. I know plenty of normal, chill people that own boats. But my experience overall is that someone that is Texas upper middle class with a boat has a high chance of being an asshole. Because they earn a great salary, they think of themselves a lot more than they should. Born on 3rd thinking they hit a triple types. If invited to spend a day on the lake with them, it’s really better to find an excuse to say no. In fairness though, one friend who could very well be that guy is 100% the opposite. It’s not a guarantee.
  33. If you have no code of ethics and are fine with deception and lies, why not just join the GOP?
  34. This clip is out of context. He wanders over there cuz he’s waiting for Melania. Stop sharing shit like this. We’ve got to be better than them.
  35. Yeah, OC is full of kick-ass Viet coffee shops, where the women are almost naked. Cafe Lu is a good example
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