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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/26/20 in Posts

  1. Listen to how sad y'all are! Little heartbroken bitches. Seriously, how in the world are broadcasters that completely unprofessional allowed to work in this sport? Where do I send my strongly written email? Dickheads.
  2. 22 points
    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Cocksuckers
  3. 19 points
    Careful. Covering the spread against Bama is our Super Bowl.
  4. 17 points
    But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? Isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.
  5. Edit - El pres just a few minutes earlier....
  6. When will the commemorative cups be available?
  7. Chris Ash: Tackling Technique Video
  8. The best was "It was just his heel that was out of bounds!"
  9. From this moment in the game, Texas won 22-0. Hope you enjoyed it, dipshit.
  10. 12 points
    "I can only imagine what Jimbo told his team in the locker room." "Please stop fucking my wife "
  11. 2020: When Tex Pete Greenpoints
  12. Fuck those bitches! Love Brando saying they aren’t taking a side. If you have to say that, you’ve chosen a side fuck face
  13. there is a lot going on here Tech is a lot better than they looked against HBU one needs to remember their QB is a momentum guy and his last momentum was walking off the field well over a year ago fucked up Texas usually starts the year off like shit and they throttled UTEP so that was a positive, but probably went to the players heads a little bit (yea I know UTEP, but still) and unfortunately probably to the coaches meanwhile the tech coaches probably tore some players a new asshole now look at today and HBU is giving a game to a LaTech team that usually plays well and UTEP has 3 fucking wins and blew a team out....sure it was ULM, but ULM always punches above their weight and when was the last time UTEP throttled anyone this was an OK game for Texas because now the coaches can tear the team a new asshole for a reason, Oklahoma looks beatable, the SEC SEC SEC had some ranked teams lose and may have a couple of more lose by the end of the day and Texas should move up 2 spots it is a wake up call that KSU still beats better teams, and that ISU is not total shit this year is still a massive year for Tom and the team, but Texas got past one of the teams that always comes hard for Texas, they did it in the second game of the season on the road and now the coaches can go to work time will tell, but Texas closed out the win after letting shit get out of control which has not been the MO for a while now
  14. You should let your wife fuck other dudes more often
  15. I think Biden will do well and Trump's syphilitic dementia will be on full display. Nobody will change their mind either way and Trump's 7 minute diatribe where he takes credit for freeing the slaves, says the Unabomber is a "smart guy, a very good supporter of mine" followed by him pissing himself while screaming Ivanka's name will be completely ignored by the media in order to focus on the very concerning and worrying moment where Biden says something happened in 2012 but it really happened in 2010.
  16. 10 points
    Any QB that can overcome the anchor that is Tom Herman should be the Heisman front-runner.
  17. Wtf? Do you even 2005 National Championship, bro?
  18. 10 points
    new page, same message: fuck donald trump
  19. 9 points
    Sam Ehlinger ----------
  20. Did you mean to post this here or the swingers thread?
  21. The power of christ compels you. The power of christ compels you.
  22. chances of winning in overtime 0%
  23. So this is what happens when OU gets called for holding like everyone else does. That’s my main takeaway from this game.
  24. 2005 Ohio State is the greatest regular season game ever. This abortion is about 295th on the list.
  25. If you can't get pleasure out of win that looked like a sure loss with 3 minutes to go, I feel sorry for you. We may suck. We did come back. Enjoy the sport the way you choose, I guess.
  26. Us dancing and our stupid QB doing the horns down with that much time left........we deserved to lose.
  27. Well, we didn’t lose when multiple other top 10 teams did today. That’s about all I can say about the game. But yeah, Hand’s gotta go. Our OL is regressing in Year 3 under Hand. Our technique on inside zone is awful even though that’s our primary run play and we’re consistently getting beat with 3 man pressures.
  28. Honestly the most beer I've consumed during a game in years. I'm in deep shit with my better half for drunkingly yelling at one of the bullshit plays in the second half (do not ask me to remember which one) and scaring the hell out of my 8-month-old and my 5-year-old. Weirdly, my 2-year-old thought it was funny as shit. She and I will sleep on the couch together tonight.
  29. I hate our D, I hate our coaches, I hate you guys, and I am gong to take all of this hate and destroy my liver.
  30. I don't know how we haven't used any of our perceived power to get Brando off of Texas games. He's a complete homer for whatever team we are playing, and it's been the case for years. Them focusing on the PI for 30 minutes while ignoring all of Tech's missed penalties is a joke. Fuck 'em.
  31. Hey, man. Tough result for your team today. Ya *hate* to see it. Anyways what's up with the weight room tech? On the fritz? I noticed Duke is sitting at 0-3 (that's 0-4 for 2020 season overall, if you're counting). That's somewhat concerning. Anyways, best of luck to you and your maximally optimized group of fighting 5*'s. Sky is the limit, imo. Ensminger looked damn good.
  32. Huff stopped him from getting to the studio.
  33. Oh my bad you said TD's not titties.
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