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  1. Oh give me a fucking break, there’s like twelve pages of cheese puns on this thread. At least this was Texas related and placed on the most read thread on the recruiting board for everyone to see without having to venture into the football board. There’s constantly current player info shared on this thread, when Anthony Cook hit the portal, I sure as hell didn’t see the Cook thread get bumped. I share shit from 247 and TFB constantly for y’all, so eat my fucking balls asking for one piece of information. Oh the humanity, asking to see if Bijan Robinson has a broken neck. That shit shouldn’t have been behind a paywall in the first place. Fuck off you sanctimonious bitch
  2. So I clicked onto the "post most recently viewed" icon to look back into this thread in my first visit since forever. Or, April 13, page 202, apparently. Seems like catching up ... could take awhile. So fuck it. Forgive me if this is all old shit for you boys and girls. -Big news coming out of The Get Down soon, perhaps. I'm personally excited to see where it heads. -That might impact the pursuit of Regis, who they really otherwise want. -The dude out of Maryland that plays WR and wanted to go to Oregon, he's got a strong UT connection and we're a player there. -Obviously I'm sure this is old news, but if Big 12 relevance into the future can be sold effectively, Turner and Johnson come to Texas. If it can't, fuck. -Merril's mom is a killer on the business end. We're not friends but her rep and history in an arena I know well are excellent. Dude's got the 80-inch wingspan and he's not a scrub, albeit not a projection along the Brockermeyer levels either. -Herb Hand can't get it done recruiting black kids. He also looks like he sucks as a coach on the field. It's unlikely he's back. First and last takes on him here are what I'm passing on. Him sucking on the field is my own radical view, I know. Anywho, hope some of that is helpful to those who give a shit. Hope you guys are all safe and doing well, too.
  3. You’re making statements that havarti been made many times.
  4. That narrative was always bullshit. She’s Eva Braun
  5. You’re starting to realize that CTJ banged your wife, aren’t you?
  6. 18 points
    *chef's kiss*
  7. The 47% quote was MUCH more than “Oh, I’ll never get Obama’s base to vote for me”. -dependent on the government -believe that they are victims -believe the government has a responsibility to care for them -believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -that that's an entitlement -people who pay no income tax -My job is not to worry about those people -I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives That right there is some welfare queens, THOSE people are lazy, dog whistling bullshittery. People weren’t outraged at that fact that Romney stated “47% of Americans will never vote for me”, they were outraged because he said “47% of Americans are shiftless lazy leeches and that’s why they’ll never vote for me”. The fact that y’all are remembering it as some harmless statement of fact that the media spun against him is maddening. And part of the reason that we’ve devolved to where we are just 8 short years later.
  8. Dude, that’s a direct quote. You’re showing your real motives here trying to say a direct from someone’s mouth is liberal editorializing. Be better.
  9. Also good news that Merrill’s mom is a top Scentsy saleswoman. Even if Max never plays a down the locker room will smell great.
  10. 13 points
    They misspelled herpes
  11. Herbstreit was once similar to Klatt. But he sold his soul to climb the ESPN ladder and now he's not even human any more. He's a swollen, empty-eyed automaton who parrots talking points for corporate. His attempt to cry on camera was confirmation that the muscles in his face have been replaced by rubberized gears.
  12. Sure, she's his third wife and she did a little porn in her younger days and she's on an audio recording saying fuck Christmas but it's not like she tried to get schools to make healthier lunches for kids. We should leave first ladies out of it unless they wear a sleeveless dress or whatever.
  13. 12 points
    Oh sure. Obama yells “shoot” to Jordan 100 times a day throughout the 90s. My dad starts cheering and telling Kyle Rittenhouse to do it and suddenly the word is bad.
  14. my bad! three old fashioneds made me a dumb combative dick.
  15. Am I supposed to know what "The Get Down" is?
  16. It's a little known fact that there are in fact three constants in life. Death, taxes, and every suburbanite in history is utterly convinced their house is the last one that should ever be built in their area.
  17. 10 points
    One can Hope.
  18. Now we await the return of...
  19. 10 points
    I find myself in this same situation with my parents, their friends and my in-laws. The best response to the NFL type of comment is just flippantly say "ohhh ya I think I heard about that, that Trump kneeling deal? I don't really follow that stuff and I'm not big into the "cancel culture" thing like y'all are". It works perfectly. Play dumb. Make them think the casual observer thinks they are the cancel culture people, it sends them scrambling. "No, no, no, no, we are not cancel culture, the liberals are the cancel culture, etc. etc."
  20. I saw a movie one time where the nurses were misbehaving far "worse" than this. I'm talking real bad.
  21. Doesn’t he know we only have cases because we’re testing?! Slow the testing down!!!
  22. Okay, my quite angry mother just shot off an angry missive to Abbott that included this language: So, if the GOP wants to alienate old people, they're going about it very, very effectively.
  23. Herb Hand doesn’t care about black people.
  24. I have a feeling/hope that before all is said and done, those associated with Trump's presidency will hang from the lamp posts along Independence and Constitution Avenues.
  25. I was trying to find out the going rate for a vote in Philly, being that DOTUS has insisted that votes are being bought/sold there. Lo and behold, I found a recorded confession!
  26. I'd watch a reality show featuring Randolph Duke adjusting to life in College Station.
  27. Note to self: install ADA compliant ramp at gallows.
  28. And this guy is saying “hey, whaddya want from me?”
  29. CTJ, Although we have a little, if any acquaintance, please allow me to catch you up on the last five months of Surly: 1. Masks are useful, unless they’re not. 2. The Aggies have doubled down on their racism. 3. Fuck the Brockermeyers. 4. Cheese is now a Surly delicacy. 5. There have been numerous posters outed as actual, real life fuccbois with an apparent desire for glizzies. 6. Spencer Rattler is fugly. 7. In recent news, Blake Gideon apparently has a micropenis. 8. And finally, it’s 4:00 and OU still sucks. As you can see, not much has changed around here. That’ll be $9.95.
  30. I generally vote republican (except last election), and a bunch of my friends lean repub as well. All of us are voting for Biden, without even a second thought.
  31. Apparently Drew Kelson knocked some sense into him during the B12 championship game.
  32. Worth a ten minute listen. TLDR Ehlinger could be a second round pick, Herman needs to beat TCU or things get noisy for Herman.
  33. Anyone know the process for signing up to be a Trump poll watcher volunteer? I want to sign up under as many names as possible so they think they have slots filled then of course not show up.
  34. Some of you fuckers don't go near the football board, so here"s info on the digital game program for tcu...
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