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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/02/20 in all areas

  1. Also, Trump is in three high-risk categories: elderly, obese, and low income
  2. 29 points
    Saw this online:
  3. Maybe he’s completing his physical.
  4. I know these idiots like to look back on the "Greatest Generation" and World War II, and they see it as one of the shining examples of American heroism and awesomeness. Do they understand there was forced conscription, requiring able body men to join the military, take orders from anyone with a higher rank, risk their lives, and kill other people? Do they understand there was rationing of almost all consumer goods? Do they understand that industries were required to change their production to meet military demands? Do they understand that coasts were required to black out their lights, in case enemy ships might attack? Some time in the next few months, American fatalities from four years of WW2 (292k) will be surpassed by those from Covid in one year. And these fucking idiots think that wearing a mask at the White House is some unprecedented imposition on freedom.
  5. 20 points
    I hate to admit it... but she was right.
  6. 20 points
    Wasn’t she known to be a super spreader even before Covid?
  7. I expect a lot of dead air from Dave South in this game. "Here's the snap ................................................. and Alabama is now up 35-3."
  8. to be fair he had no sense of taste before he was sick
  9. 19 points
    His entire klan will ultimately become infected and roll the dice on some unproven radioactive treatment devised by one of the evangelical wackos in his orbit. Eric will double dip and lose control of his 5 year old mind, breaking free and storming off into the mountains. The radioactivity will cause him to grow to 175 feet tall and California will soon be under attack from a giant fire breathing retarded Kaiju. Because 2020.
  10. 16 points
    I would like to encourage doctors, engineers, astrophysicists, etc. to have many kids. I would like to remind political activists to always use birth control.
  11. 15 points
    It's all ... relative.
  12. Why is the White House still testing? SLOW THE TESTING DOWN!
  13. 15 points
    there's a rage posrep option now btw.
  14. Right in my veins
  15. 14 points
    As usual, the WH still doesn’t understand the point of masks by saying it’s a personal choice. Masks don’t stop you from getting covid as much as it stops you from spreading it to others you dumb fucks. So yes, it’s a personal choice, do I want to kill other people or not. Fucking ignorant cunts
  16. I must be getting soft. I really hope he makes a quick recovery, then loses the election badly, then goes to jail.
  17. 14 points
    If only trump had listened to Obama even just once...
  18. Stop with the Qanon lite b.s. He has it and he likely spread it. Wisconsin is reporting spikes in cases, deaths, hospitalizations. The stock market is going to retract tomorrow as well. This isn't some brilliant trick, this is Trump anti-science stupidity come home to roost.
  19. “The unearned arrogance with which Texas A&M carries itself has long been a subject of fascination and ridicule among its rivals. Nobody in the sport is better at spending like Alabama while winning like Missouri, and the decision in late 2017 to throw a 10-year, $75 million contract at Fisher was either going to change that narrative forever or be remembered as the biggest boondoggle in the history of college sports.” Part of a USA article today. Boondoggle U, it is.
  20. 13 points
    I think the Nobel Prize is out but he's looking pretty good for a Darwin Award
  21. Well, the old boy is on the clock. He has a mass on his liver that is getting bigger- along with other tumors all over the place. He's managed it with medication for awhile, but on Monday he got where he couldn't move. Took him in to confirm the mass hadn't burst and was bleeding internally, and the ultrasound confirmed it had not. But bloodwork has elevated white bloodcell counts and it's just a matter of time. We have him on more medication than most assisted living places dole out. He has a little more pep in him, but he has slowed waaay down. Surgery at 11+years old for a 100+ lb lab is not reall ypractical. If he survived, he might not physically recover, so that does him no good. So comfort is the by word. But when it appears he is not longer comfortable, I won't keep him alive for me. But it will fucking kill me to say goodbye. I have the "gifts of peace" home pet euthanasia folks on speed dial, so we can do it at home. Fuck, I'm choked up typing this. He fucking means the world to me. unlike any animal I've ever owned, and it's not close.
  22. I have a feeling I'm going to have to call a doctor in 4 hours about this erection.
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