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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/09/20 in Posts

  1. Right now at the office a Trumpkin secretary got real close to me and I said “hey six feet. This isn’t the White House.” Then I laughed.
  2. 17 points
    Said it before and I’ll say it again, what this team needs is a few more kids who had to cut their own yard..
  3. 17 points
    That's the most ill-advised phone call made since 1996.
  4. its OU week. I haven't thought much about the game....at all. Partly due to an exceptionally hectic work week, but mostly because I'm mentally checked out on Herman and his inability to turn shit around. Watching Texas football is not a particularly pleasant experience. We're on an 8 year roll of ill-prepared teams with no killer instinct, and the only consistent talent appears to be kicking ourselves in the nuts whenever possible. It just isn't fun watching this shit. I do it...every week, I just don't enjoy it. So yeah I'll watch on Saturday, and I expect us to lose in some fucktarded fashion like multiple 4th qtr roughing the kicker calls after miraculously forcing a 4th down. I'm dead inside. Hold me.
  5. LOL, let them wither and die. They made their bed of shit programming and over the top political commentary.
  6. 14 points
    Couple of pages of Surly shitting on a kid based for basically no reason that we can confirm....
  7. 13 points
    He's the Trump U of presidents. A complete fraud.
  8. Jesus just stop. I've seen whitey Ford pitch in more old timers games than you've been there. The Yankees history didn't start in 1999 or whenever you hopped on board. Except for a few years the Yankees were pretty mediocre to bad for about 30 years from the mid 60s to early 90s. There were plenty of years with less than half full stadiums. The Bronx was burning and nobody wanted to go. A lot of us suffered through a lot of shit years before George hired somebody to draft and develop talent instead of buy every overpriced pos that was on the wrong side of 30. They forgot that and did the same thing after the most recent run was over. We haven't had a ws appearance since 09. Likewise the lifelong Astros fans have dealt with a few years of teases every decade or so. Finally broke through after the seasons of complete suckage new management knew it would take to get the talent and develop it. The fans didn't go anywhere but its really hard to justify packing a stadium to watch 100 losses for years straight. Quit with the holier than thou crap because you picked a team that was in the ws every year when you were a kid and happened to have the yes network.
  9. 12 points
    Do you even watch the games? Ossai had 11 tackles, 3.5 TFL, 1 sack and a forced fumble against TCU alone. He was not just a warm body. He also was inches away from two strip sacks against Tech.
  10. Newest Tribune poll has Trump up 5 points in Texas, 50-45. Sounds right to me. Trump wins by 4-6. Because we still have a fuckton of blind partisan GOP voters who are aginst soshulism!, and who are also just giant pieces of shit. The reason that shitty, awful candidates from a shitty, awful party still win here.....is because a majority of Texas voters are still shitty, awful people. Let's stop lying to ourselves to try to convince ourselves that people aren't that bad. They are.
  11. You're football boarding on the recruiting board
  12. 10 points
    Pete is turning out to be who I thought Beto was.
  13. 10 points
    He's the Donald Trump of presidents. Don't think there's a bigger diss than that.
  14. I’m shocked that a Joe Rogan listener would be so easily duped.
  15. Are Confederate dollars worth anything?
  16. The most worthless fucks in Texas and Democratic politics, and it's hard to think of who could rival them for that title.
  17. You never miss an opportunity to look like the biggest fucking clown on this site whenever this shit comes up. Surly is chock full of lifelong diehard Astros fans, many having grown up in the Houston area and many others lifelong Texans. We all have stories of lifelong memories from the Dome and lifelong heartbreaks and walkoff celebrations etc. Get the fuck outta here you stupid fuckturd Yankee fraud.
  18. I think he's more the aggy of presidents. but he does suck.
  19. Layoffs? You kidding me?
  20. More Sports..... Less Politics PLEASE!!!
  21. I don’t get crapping on Beto. I was disappointed by his presidential run just like everyone else, and who’s to say what his motivation really is at this point, but he has absolutely been working his ass off for Biden and downballot Dems in Texas this year.
  22. Wait a minute--you see a poll that says Biden is up 2 points in motherfucking Georgia and your takeaway is that "the election remains a toss-up"? I would ask if you'd lost your damned mind, but I already know the answer to that. So I'm just assuming that you misread the poll?
  23. the irony...steve schmidt was the harbinger of this bullshit. he was responsible for bringing sarah palin to the forefront. that little exercise and the brilliant fireworks show it very temporarily created demonstrated a shift to embracing fucking morons. i'm glad he's trying his best to undo his handiwork but he still needs to take a bit of responsibility for it.
  24. Since dropping out of the presidential race - One has started a podcast, written a book, and done a bunch of television appearances. One has started a grass roots voter registration organization to do the grunt work to flip down ballot races blue and done none of that for self-promotion. They’re both doing exactly what I expected.
  25. Yep. And gerrymandering can be easily eliminated these days by a requirement that districts be drawn by a computer algorithm that can only use number of people, their location, roads, political boundaries (city limits, counties, etc.), and natural features (rivers), as inputs. Initial seed location must be an extreme corner of the state or the population geographic center. If the algorithm doesn't meet other minority representation requirements then reseed.
  26. Not an insider but I can tell you with 100% certainty that he’s not part of the 2021 recruiting class.
  27. People bitching about politics being brought up in a thread about political extremists plotting to kidnap and kill a politician.
  28. don trump is the ou of presidents
  29. It revealed the portion of the population who are shitty and should be avoided.
  30. 8 points
    He's ready to go drop passes for a bigger program.
  31. Woke and Broke Jason Whittlock getting fully unleashed on Outkick is amazing btw
  32. If you were as progressive as you claim, then you’d understand why you keep having to attend such diversity training programs.
  33. I think it was cancelled because one of the candidates was insisting on showing up with Covid.
  34. Our parents in the 1980s/1990s: You kids are going to get brainwashed with all of that Dungeons and Dragons and video games and heavy metal and MTV stuff, because there's all kinds of secret messages in those games and music and stuff.. 2010s: Our parents proceed to get brainwashed by a fucking simpleton who sprays on his tan and who doesn't try to cover up his brainwashing in games or music or anything, he just slaps it on a bumper sticker and makes money hand-over-fist.
  35. Shit, that's why the hurricane is headed right for them -- OU is sucking it all the way in.
  36. So when we end your bandwagon team's season for the 4th time in 6 years, it'll count? I mean, beating two .600 teams who won their divisions doesn't count because they're not really playoff teams, but beating the .550 Yankees who didn't win their division will count because the Yankees are a real playoff team. Right?
  37. I’ll take a 3-5 year “stop gap” that might win a title or two in that time and then leave a loaded roster for the next guy.
  38. Fuck Clay Travis
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