Drinking homemade black & tans, listening to Prokofiev symphonies, and enjoying the fuck out of this Grade-A pussy loser wuss dumbfuck going down in flames.
But more to the point, America wins. The Great Experiment still works.
The following entities can all go fuck themselves:
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin
That fat fuck in DPRK
China
Uneducated dipshits who thing a lying pussy of a reality TV show star is somehow not full of shit
OU
the Dodgers
aggy
racist fuck policemen
ICE
OU
Yankees
Yankees fans
Erin. Fucking Erin. You KNOW what you did, you lying cheating cunt.
The fucking metric system, for selling me 11.5oz bottles and 14.9 oz cans of beer instead of a proper 12oz and 16oz, you sniveling cheap-ass scumbags
Fox News
OU
2020
cancer
Tom Herman
OU
this is a partial list and I'll think of more as I work my way through the booze I bought tonight