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  1. Guys, as terrible as it is to get to the point when you've got to fire a head coach, the grey period netherworld of conspiratorial speculation and tangential conclusion drawing based on attenuated and often unrelated facts, is a glorious time. I'm here for it. Give me the unnamed agent quote recycled through five message boards. Give me port-a-potty girl, craps mom or seven-eleven guy. All of them are valid sources and each of them deserves our attention. It's the coaching search, y'all. Welcome aboard.
  2. Guys, my source says there is no way that Urban is going to be the next coach at UT. I should mention my source is Futureman so take that for what it's worth.
  3. No announcement. Just have Urban Meyer walk out for the Monday press conference.
  4. You're telling me the woman with a tricked out car with giant longhorns that wears a burnt orange pimp cape to games is an attention whore? Let's not jump to any conclusions now.
  5. 21 points
    If we're going to fat shame someone, can we at least fat shame someone who deserves it? Maybe the subject of this thread, rather than an anonymous confident woman, who did nothing beyond pose for a marketing photo?
  6. You can call it opting out. I’m still going to call it quitting.
  7. I'm not fond of attacks on the patience of posters on this board, or our fans in general. There are 2 money sports, football and men's basketball. In the last 50 years, constituting 100 seasons of those primary sports, we have one national title. Our fans have made this the wealthiest athletics department, with almost nothing in return. We have every right to be impatient.
  8. When you see Spider2 and Futureman post back to back and you have them both on ignore:
  9. was told a significant conference call has taken place since the loss between several more BMDs, maybe members of the board of regents, 1-2 other members of the UT administration, and Urban’s agent. This call lasted quite a while. The talks have rapidly progressed from gauging Urban’s interest, to actually agreeing on some finer details https://247sports.com/college/texas/board/21/Contents/what-ive-heard-re-back-channeling-to-urban-152827106/?page=13
  10. I love this fucking place and I love every single one of you assholes. Except for you @futureman. Prepare your anus.
  11. If we pay him $12M a year I'm starting a Fire Urban Meyer thread from day 1 just on principle.
  12. 'cause he never could stay sober, on that Corpus Christi Bay.
  13. You fucking idiots seriously think Cristobal is the choice? The dude that just lost to an unranked instate rival? The dude that cheats his ass off? The dude that owes all of his success to a stud qb that looks BETTER in the nfl? It’s like y’all want Charlie strong who cheats more but was less successful.
  14. Serves him right. He put a woman on the field last game.
  15. Someone can start a Cristobal thread I'm tired of having this thread bumped for people to talk about anything other than firing this piece of shit. This thread is for hatred not for figuring out who is next. There is 2 other threads for that. I need this thread to get back on track.
  16. This is my favorite time of the coaching search
  17. This is like an AI designed a realtor from Steiner Ranch
  18. I'm sure it keeps Cosmi up at night that a bunch of miserable old Hank Hill baby boomers on a message board think he's not pulling himself up by his bootstraps hard enough. Smart decision young man. Nobody that matters will hold it against you. In fact, it speaks to his decision making. Herman and his staff have failed every single player at The University. It's the right decision for the guys entering the draft to cut bait and do what's best for their future. Wash the Herman stink off of them prior to the combine and interviews as much as possible. Thanks for your time on the 40. Best of luck in the league.
  19. Yeah right, Urban isn't coming to Texas, and i suppose this picture i just took of them purchasing a new house in Austin is fake. Granted, Urban doesn't look very happy but maybe he is thinking about his next OC...
  20. So you’re telling me Michelle’s hot ass body and big titties need some loving because Tom has been stepping out? Sign me the fuck up
  21. On a scale of 1 - 10 it's 11.5
  22. Only if we hire Jim Ross to yell out before hand, "My Gawd, that's Urban Meyers music".
  23. Oh I wouldn't miss the opportunity to peruse tweets of "sources" with only random numbers in their handles or to gather around the soft glow of Flightaware screenshots with you guys. It's tradition.
  24. um, stewardess?
  25. Her bitching about UM almost made me want to puke. If they hire him she will be the first to have her drunk ass in Dallas yelling at okies after we beat them five straight times.
  26. As he walks in, Herman notices CDC's office has a sheet of plastic covering the floor.
  27. Fuck, what do we do on the site if this happens? tagline obviously, but gif? lock the whole board to one thread?
  28. We’ve gotten erect with less than that.
  29. If CDC is using the fucking term “nattys”, he needs to be fired immediately.
  30. Yes, I’d bang both, but I wouldn’t throw WR screens to Cade Brewer with Kai Money as his lead blocker on critical 3rd downs...so I am nothing like that retard.
  31. "1-0 Culture"? He started his first two years here 0-1. I'm no lawyer, but doesn't that void the contract?
  32. I mean, they've beaten Vandy (0-8), UF (7-1), MSU (2-6), Arky (3-5), S Car (2-7), and LSU (3-4). They lost to Bama by 4 TDs. They've beaten 1 good team. They're pretty good but certainly nothing special. If they get into the playoff because the B10 and Pac12 teams didn't play enough games, and then get their asses kicked by Bama (again) or Clemson or ND...OK? Will anyone even remember? Your premise that Texas needs to fix its shit is totally true. Whatever A&M does or doesn't do is irrelevant to that point though.
  33. I had no idea who Kendra Scott was so I went to her wikipedia page and saw this little fact-"Scott's designs also appeared in Randolph Duke's 2007 runway show." So the person sleeping with Tom (allegedly) has worked closely with the poster most adamantly against hiring Urban. This is grassy knoll Roswell level conspiracy shit. It bottles the mind.
  34. Billy likes to drink soda. Miss Lippy’s car is green.
  35. Wow. I'm not sure there is anything worse than getting owned by Greenspoint on surly.
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