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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/15/20 in all areas

  1. Fuck Kayleigh and her headache and all the other enabling babysitters. I hope she hasn’t had a night with more than three hours of sleep for this entire year. I hope he texts her and calls her at all hours of the night. I hope she has to frantically print and collate hundreds of pages for her dumb binders multiple times a day for every fleeting insane idea Trump comes up with. I hope she hasn’t had a decent meal all year. I hope her new baby thinks the nanny is her real mother. I hope she doesn’t have enough time to do laundry so she has to wear yesterday’s dirty underwear inside out. I hope she hasn’t had time to go to the dentist and has a cavity as a result. I hope she’s lost every friend she’s ever had. I hope her husband is cheating on her. She’s fucking Goebbels with hair extensions and a TJ Maxx wardrobe. She deserves every horrible consequence and then some for being Trump’s mouthpiece.
  2. Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. It was not the perfect speech.
  3. I'm just loving that people are actually happy. This place is a lot of fun when it's a lot of fun. The last 7 months have been a real big fucking drag though.
  4. David Dennison sits to pee.
  5. Y'all boys (and girls, allegedly) are a god damned beating. Oh, look! This means he's coming! Oh, noes! That means he's not coming! Yes! No! Maybe! Maybe not! Maybe (go) fuck yourself! Herman is out, Urban is in. We've acceded to pretty much every demand he had. For all we know, there may be written agreements already, which will be replaced by the actual contract at hiring. The "when" of it is up to Urban, basically. It appears that he wants to wait until the tOSU 2020 Title Run has played out - I can't think of any other good basis he might have for delaying. He has at least two jobs right now, one at Fox as Chief Talking Head for Football, and one at tOSU as Assistant AD for Football, and it seems likely he wants to make sure he's on his Happy Trail and his path is such that his existing commitments are handled properly. Supposably the Fox contract ends 12/19, so we likely won't be announcing hiring before then. tOSU could continue until the CFP Final, provided they're not sidetracked by Northwestern or by more bizarre outcomes with Ala-Fla or ND-Clemson. I think that Urban has already passed his pre-employment physical, although if something makes him even slightly uncomfortable, he could bail, but all the actions and talking we've seen have not pointed in that direction. In case you missed it: he's coming, just not until his FOX job and his tOSU jobs are done. If the right refs get paid well enough, Northwestern could derail tOSU and our waiting could be over Saturday evening.
  6. "Nicole", showing up for happy hour.
  7. Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature.
  8. I’ve posted before. But you asked and I want UM badly. Plus you’ve helped me with trucks, RVs, camping, troubleshooting and I think you’re the guy that recommended John Muir essays. And you liked my trout pics. deleted.
  9. @Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance.
  10. Scheduled to get mine tomorrow.
  11. @immamac i made this thread a year ago so I demand a spot on page 666. all you fuckers who neg rep'd me in the very first post of this thread should NOT get a spot on page 666.
  12. I read about them in Time magazine.
  13. 11 points
    what are you...some kind of code enforcement asshole? Are you on the HOA board?
  14. i'm guessing the source is "John Barron."
  15. Awesome @TreatyOak and @THUJONE
  16. Going from Thompson/Card/Jackson/Milroe/Ewers to Thompson/Card/Wright in 3 months is depressing as hell.
  17. Sorry if I already posted this somewhere else, my main bitch took some photos awhile back and I always thought this one came out nice.
  18. Wow 21 pages until the “700 Club.” Ha! anyway, believe who I am and what I look like or not. Idgaf. Been posting for 7-8 years. If not for Covid, we’d all be hanging out. I married one of u. Got divorced. Wish him all the best and every good thing. And there are quite a few of y’all that know me in person. That’s good enough for me. Obviously I suck at posting. Just navigating around the whole “newly divorced/single.” It’s awkward. I’m awkward. Just trying to legit make new friends and hope we can all hang out and make fun of all this shit sometime soon.
  19. Put it straight into my veins
  20. No, the criticism is taking a roster with those NFL guys and turning almost every fuckin game into a tossup.
  21. They eat brains, you'll be safe.
  22. I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. Bring your best boys and girls.
  23. 2021 coaching staff
  24. That's right, we're in the endgame. As a GOP candidate who needs the nutbar votes (they are the largest voting bloc in the GOP coalition now), which is more likely: go all-in on declaring yourself a warrior for God in Congress, throwing flaming bags of shit at Dems while yelling MAGA in order to continue to get the votes of that bloc, OR, distancing yourself from that bloc? This is no different than what happens to anyone else who decides to "dabble" in organized crime. Hey, the cartels approached me to run this one load of drugs in my truck of mexican fruit. I'll make $50k, it's a one-time thing! Nope. They come back to you again next week, and TELL you to make another drug run. It's not a request. It's an order. You really can't refuse, or they'll turn on you, because they're fucking criminals. They'll kill you and your whole family, and blow up your truck, if you don't do as they demand. And you sure can't go to the cops for help. And just like that, you went from being a trucker to being a drug runner. Just like that, GOP politicians went from being members of a center-right to right wing political party to being standard bearers of a white nationalist fascist movement. You can't be a little bit pregnant. You can't be a one-time drug runner. And you can't be a Republican who has some white nationalist fascist support. There is no going back.
  25. The assistant AD at tOSU thing may be a bigger issue than we realize. Don’t think we were able to source that contract. I could definitely see some rules about if/when UM could contact current tOSU employees about another opportunity. I also think people minimize the distraction it would cause tOSU players and staff if UM publicly accepted or even expressed interest in another job. Speculation of who would leave and when would run rampant. That alone is a fair explanation for delay, if that is what is happening.
  26. 6 championships in 6 years with 6 undefeated seasons...
  27. Jan 1st: tOSU loses CFP semi-finals in a heartbreaker... Jan 2nd: Mensa Fired !!! Jan 3rd: URBAN BECOMES TEXAS HC
  28. Thirsty fuckers on the night crew
  29. HOLY SHIT... Just reported that TOM HERMAN recently called Ray Tanner at South Carolina and asked to be hired for the Gamecock's job... Gene Sapakoff just reported this on Paul Finebaum Show (Not good that this came out right before National Signing Day)
  30. Wins by double digits, then gets a DWI on her way home from celebrating tonight.
  31. YOU TELL'EM I'M COMING! AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!
  32. I'm normally a Leach fan, but fuck, this season has given me a tremendous amount of joy. And not just because my school had historical success, but just the fact that so many games were actually played, and the sense of normalcy it gave/ability to be distracted by the giant pile of shit this year's been. It's also kind of incredible watching people trying to act like this season wasn't a giant success compared to preseason expectations. There have been far more games than predicted, with far fewer negative consequences, at a much higher quality of play than was originally assumed.
  33. To wake up Christmas morning.
  34. If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
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