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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/22/20 in Posts

  1. 31 points
    Only made it to #3 this year, gotta do some work to knock off the champs over at tigerdroppings.com Made texags our bitch though. https://messageboardgeniuses.com/2020/12/22/top-5-college-football-message-boards-of-2020
  2. Quan Cosby on 104.9 The Horn right now. When talking about Bijan, he said "he's going to be great for the new regime next year." It's happening.
  3. Hate to break it to you, but Urban won’t bring Texas “back.” Back to one championship, a second appearance in the title game and 10+ win seasons? Get the fuck out of my face. Urban will bring Texas into a different fucking galaxy. We’ll be 100,000 light years beyond “back.“ We’ll go on a run of wrecking shit in college football the likes of which have never been seen. It will make Alabama’s “dynasty” look like pee wee. We will win every game by more than 50 for the next 10 years. 10 consecutive conference championships. 8 national championships. #1 recruiting class every year. Hundreds of players in the NFL. $500mm+ per year in football revenue. We will buy ESPN just to burn it to the fucking ground. Urban will retire as AD in 2031, after recruiting VY’s son to quarterback and hiring young genius offensive mind Lincoln Riley’s son as his coaching successor, who will proceed to push Oklahoma’s shit in every year for the next half century. Urban thinks college fans have unrealistic expectations? Fuck that. We have the most resources in the most football talent rich state in the goddamn United States of America. This shit is happening. #BDE
  4. I texted someone who knows more about this shit than TFB times 100. He sent me a one word response to Steve fucking Sarkisian being a real candidate for Texas: “Nope” Good. That bitch can go virtue signal and bawl all over himself on a practice squad somewhere. Fuck that waste of talent.
  5. It took almost 2 pages for you guys to crowd source this noob. I haz disappoint
  6. Still waiting to see if I’m on the vaccine list this week. Shipment won’t be here till tomorrow - word is we’re getting 1,100 doses this week but some of those are to be allotted to local LTC staff and residents. We lost 6 C19 patients today. Was walking around the block around the hospital this afternoon to get some air between meetings and saw one of our ED docs. I recruited her and she’s been with us since September. She’s a superstar and everyone has been raving about her. We got so lucky that she fell in love with a boy from our area in undergrad and they decided to settle here. Moved her mom (her only family) up here from South Alabama too. We’ve gotten to be friends. I have a very protective feeling for most of the docs I recruit that sign with us. I’m the first person that they get to know, I get to know their families, I’ve helped most of them look for homes and find community members with common interests. They’re my “babies” - especially the younger ones. She was sitting on a curb behind the doctors’ parking lot crying. I ended up spending 30 minutes with her. These docs and nurses and RTs and techs etc. are going through very real trauma. The lasting effects of this pandemic are going to be with us a long time and manifest in ways we aren’t even aware of yet. Y’all hug the necks of any those folks in your lives. Bring them a meal or something they enjoy and tell them thanks. They’re exhausted and traumatized and are taking shit from strangers at times; all while literally risking their lives. Tell them “Thank you”.
  7. 17 points
    Yeah.....I don't think he can handle anything more than a Presidential brisk walk.
  8. It’s not about abortion. It’s about keeping those single issue voters under their tent. They don’t give a shit about kids.
  9. Why are you eating off the floor?
  10. The DC interview is literally one question long: can I borrow your phone?
  11. I am sure Sam looked at the receiver room and saw a healthy Whittington and Troy Omiere and said, "I'd be a fool not to come back and underthrow these guys next year."
  12. Hey look my BDE is famous now, hit my PMs if you would like to know more about my plums
  13. Futureman sock!!!
  14. As mentioned above, because they are apparently trying to control staff hires to the point that they want the new coach to keep Steele at DC. While people around here whine all the time, what's happening at Auburn right now is a real clusterfuck. One faction was trying to basically perform a hostile takeover with Steele as head coach. The same Kevin Steele who is a laughingstock from his previous head coaching stop. Including the famous UNLV game. He was a new head coach, the team was coming off back-to-back 2-9 seasons, they had barely lost in overtime in their first game to a P5 team on the road at Boston College because their kicker missed an extra point. Coming off of all that losing and heartbreak all he had to do was kneel to give his team a win in their home opener. A 99-yard fumble return later they lost and went on to finish 1-10. That is the guy that a booster group is trying to force into the head coach role. But another faction successfully campaigned to stop it. And so the apparent compromise now is that he has to stay as defensive coordinator. So what does that mean? It means the program is currently trying to hire head coaches while telling them that they have to keep that guy on as defensive coordinator, effectively asking them to knowingly sign up to be undermined for their entire tenure at Auburn. That, my friends, is an actual shit show.
  15. Cut the aggy some slack. They just had the best season they've had in 30 years, and the best they'll have for the rest of Jimbo's tenure, and were left out of the playoffs because no one has ever or will ever give a shit about aggy. That is a hard realization to process for them. They will never beat alabama again, and this year proves that unless they're able to do that, there's no championship in aggy's future, ever. They obviously thought by going to the sec, they'd get some of that one loss and still in the playoffs love. They didn't realize those rules only apply to sec teams that matter to the conference (and country, for that matter). aggy is not on that list. aggy has never been and will never be on that list. No amount of conference changing, coach hiring, or political posturing will ever make it happen. In cfb there are big brothers and little brothers, and aggy is painfully realizing that moving to the sec and hiring Jimbo's has only made them a little brother who runs his mouth louder and to a different group of friends. He's still a little brother, and always has been. So, if this dumb shit mouth breathing red ass fuckstick needs to ease his pain by spamming our board, I say have at it. I smile at every post as each one reminds me how painful it must have been to see osu and nd on that final four list. But hey, at least you get to lose to mack brown again as your consolation prize. Or "not want to be there," as I'm sure you'll say after.
  16. Only thing Sam is waiting on is if Herman is going to be the coach. If it is not Herman he is back. So Sam unlike the rest of us has a way to pass the time until January by getting ready for the Alamo Bowl afterwards he will be on this thread with a burn account and providing BDE.
  17. I could see this, and in fact it may be the most likely scenario knowing his son in law is still coaching, as are his long-time mafia support staff. UM and his family care about their tOSU legacy for better or worse. UM may have said to Texas look, it's a good offer, and I like and appreciate it, but if you pressed me for an answer right now (in early December), I'm leaning towards no. Especially since that donut-breath bitch leaked shit he shouldn't have and brought all this unwanted smoke on me and my coaching tree. My health is and always has been a concern ... meaning that stressed me out, and if I can't bring the guys I want, it's going to be a lot harder on me and I'd lean no. At the same time, I doubt UM would want to close the door completely, nor would he want to have any serious discussions with the guys at tOSU he wants because they're in a national championship run. That reminds me, some poster on IT claims UM was "reminded" of his obligations to tOSU as assistant AD at some point during this process, which is not at all surprising if true. That coupled with the weird timing would prompt a rushed "no" answer, or at least not right now, but perhaps we can talk again after the season ends. Either way we'll know in another few weeks. Hold onto your butts (especially you, futureman).
  18. Longhorn Rewind with Steve Sarkisian, brought to you by Twin Liquors.
  19. Even though the Hitler thing has been done to death, I thought it was pretty inspired myself. If possible I would rep myself just for the Texags drum of lube / PPP money comment. I found another meme generator to embed. I had to change some shit around but here goes... hitler aggy.mp4
  20. Man I would like to bear-slap the shit out of that motherfucker.
  21. I’ll quote the Forbes article: ”A Pennsylvania state judge ruledThursday in favor of the Trump campaign and ordered the state not to count some mail-in ballots that were missing proof of identification and cured during an extended deadline—but the ruling will not change the vote count as it currently stands” It literally was the Colorado field goal of the 2005 Big 12 championship game.
  22. HardcoreHusky sounds like a gay porn site.
  23. Made a rotisserie chicken over the weekend. Turned leftovers into chicken salad. On toasted Mrs Baird’s white bread. Served with Hickory Habanero BBQ chips.
  24. Because it's not about abortion. It's about controlling and punishing women without economic means.
  25. 8 points
    I can only imagine Vic Mackey's disappointment after he clicked #HardcoreHusky
  26. bruh @RGBIII is famous bruh made an article
  27. With any luck, the Biden Administration will extradite them to Iraq to face prosecution in the country in which their crimes were committed.
  28. It would be a closet.
  29. Interview... Auburn-“Can you handle the pressure here at Auburn?” Freeze-“Can you handle my junk?”
  30. I think he's a good guy, with a great story. Son of immigrants, etc.
  31. And a partridge in a pear treeeeee.
  32. About a month ago, I was all, "How can there be a thread with people bitching about family during a pandemic?" Yep. I've turned the corner. Friday morning, I get to drive to Nashville with my family. 1. I just herniated a disc in my lower back. 2. My SIL will be with us. She's one of those "woe is me" types and will yap the entire 13 hours there. She also has no inflection in her voice and sounds like Will Ferrell's voice immodulation syndrome character from SNL. I can't wait to hear about her fur babies for at least half of the trip. 3. We're now on about Year 8 of MIL having six months to live. So, every visit is over-the-top and melodramatic. Her bright idea is for Dale (boyfriend) to take us all to Chili's. (Nashville is currently the Covid Capital of the World.) Just to be safe, she's going to stay home and have us bring her food back. 4. All MIL talks about is how great Dale is. If Dale is so great, then why are we on Year 4 of their kitchen sink being only operable with a wrench? Oh, and I can't wait to hear the story (for the 10th time) about how Dale organized a walk out during a Billy Dee Williams appearance at ComicCon because Billy Dee had the audacity to charge $5 for autographs. Yes, the guy is in his 60's and still goes to ComicCon. For the record, my wife is in a far worse mood than I am.
  33. This entire thread is actually the stupid husband thread.
  34. Listen to me you low energy, pathetic, Herman jock sniffing, doomer fucks. The thread for you is the corching search thread. This thread is for the legendary big dick energy crew who found the planes, identified the drapes, and believe that Urban Meyer is coming to Texas. Night crew, show em what's up. Oh and you are the most wrong @futureman
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