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  1. cdc: here's our offer, $12m/year Urban: hard pass cdc: ok, here's our new offer, $12m/year PLUS a special meditation room Urban: where the fuck do I sign???
  2. —————— ‘‘Twas the night before Christmas when all thru the thirsty 40, not a whiff of credible news, what happened to that gal port o potty? The BDE was really hung by the firepit with flare. Surlies guzzling whisky/whiskey waiting for Urban to show up there. The 9.95’ers were restless spewing their usual nonsense and dread while visions of desperate subscribers twerked in their heads. Nightcrew rocking the hope while the Daycrew rocking the clap, Eltife’s already gathered the millions by passing the hat. When out in the football world there arose such a clatter, FUPM tripped on his squatty potty and emptied his bladder. away to the bay window nicole44 flew like a flash and (...paywall lol) the internet did crash Those 9.95’ers with their sources who know those in the know. Reading their shit is like dipping a McRibb in a bowl of Mayo. When what on FLIGHTAWARE should appear but Urban our new HC riding a flying Longhorn steer. ——————— Fuck it! Merry early Christmas surly! It’s happening. Miracles do happen! Urban or Bust! I have had more fun on this board in the past odd month or so than most of the entire year! Y’all are awesome. Thanks for not crowd sourcing me and letting me be me and post here! (My UT graduation day)
  3. Salmon, homemade crab cakes, scallops and fettuccine alfredo. Not pictured artichoke dip. And a selfie. Not good at taking those. Merry Christmas Eve Surlies!
  4. 30 points
    Does a single snowflake count as a white Christmas?
  5. I’ve never posted anything on a message board before but I can’t not share what I learned tonight for the price of a bunch of beers: Meyer and CDC will meet sometime between 12/25 and 1/1, using the holidays and bowls for cover. The location will obviously not be Austin or Columbus. Meyer’s misgivings have never been about money but about the stress and time commitment outside of football activities, as a health issue. CDC is now offering a laundry list of changes to make the load lighter. New off-field support positions. Reconfigured office space with a quiet meditation area. Restrictions on functions outside normal working hours. This has at least gotten Meyer back to the table after he shut it down almost immediately the first time around. There is no backup plan. It’ll be Urban or Tom in 2021. Either way, Herman will coach the bowl before any announcement is made. My “source” is an acquaintance whose spouse is employed in the department. I don’t want to say more than that.
  6. 23 points
    I kept waiting for her to turn to him and say, "Come, Boris! We make big trouble for moose and squirrel!"
  7. Just finished making this thiccc bitch, took half a bottle of vodka but we made it
  8. Starting a new family tradition this year reading this classic
  9. My personal take is this: I have a BIL who is a BMD of 30 years or so with TCU. That's mostly academic, Texas is his sports love. He was at both the Tech game and the TCU game, and after the latter he and some other TCU guys were schmoozing with UT BMDs, and it came up that enough was more than enough, and they were going for Urban, and that nothing Urban demanded would be denied. Following 0U, he heard the pursuit of Urban was headed into full blast mode. Sounded like some were ready to go write Urban a check on the spot and come home and fire #MensaTom immediately. I think that probably matches several others' information, as well. Since then, I have looked at the slogging process as having been essentially successful, and with Urban calling all the shots, including timing. I was - and am - okay with Urban not being worried about "early" signing recruits, as the current NCAA climate appears to allow post LOI transfers of HS players coming in and any-class transfers playing immediately. Urban doesn't come across as arrogant, just self-assured, and I think he's probably 100% correct that he could take over in January and have more players wanting to join him than we have schollies for. Is he still on the way here? I won't believe he's not until it's actually and officially announced by Urban and/or Chris. Doesn't mean it's not scary, but I don't see it as being outside the process going back to the early season, when we all saw that #MensaTom was still micro-managing, making horrible in-game decisions, and being his own special kind of half-drunk (explains a lot) dipshit. Bottom line: Ain't givin' up yet.
  10. Frozen pizza. Eskimo pie. 6 pack of bud light.
  11. Just dropping by to say hi. Bernard
  12. Granddaughter's First Christmas, wish like hell we were down there to celebrate with her...
  13. Finally got it sliced. Sorry no shoes in frame.
  14. I just learned that my Grandpa passed away peacefully last night. He had just celebrated his 100th birthday a few weeks ago. He was the best Grandpa anyone could ever have. I will forever cherish the memories of him teaching me how to fish, shoot, and drive. There was nothing better than when Grandpa would ask if you wanted to help him set up a trot line. He’ll never ever know just how much I loved him and I’ll miss him every day for the rest of my life.
  15. Too late to edit to add the pics, so I’m quoting it. Green and red chilé enchiladas. Frijoles. Carne adovada. Tamales. Guacamole. Papas. Red chilé. Green chilé. Tortillas.
  16. You are an excellent poet. Could you give me some artistic criticism on this poem I wrote to read to my wife on Christmas night? She says I’m not romantic anymore so I’m trying something new. Roses are red Tacos are yummy Where do you want it Face, tits, or tummy? merry xmas All my love, ducky
  17. YOU LISTEN TO ME BUDDY When I get thru cleaning this: I'm grabbing my suitcases and heading down to Austin to fart on Mensa And then I'm leading Texas to the Promise Land and leaving LIttle Nicky in the dust of college football lore I WILL BE THE GREATEST!! I WILL BE THE GREATEST!!!
  18. Whole thread there. Great fucking post!
  19. Chip Brown, since I know you're on here, FUCK YOU, you MOTHERFUCKER.
  20. I’ve never posted about my sexual escapades in a message board before, but I can’t not share what I learned a couple weeks ago for the price of a cheap hotel room and a monthly subscription to Tinder. All women are whores. My “source” is something very close and special to me. I don’t want to say anymore than that.
  21. Weird, pix of said GF are not showing up.
  22. Urban is coming. Always has been. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
  23. "Also, if I’m forced to sue my colleague to claim my handsome reward, my case is exponentially stronger than that pile of hot garbage lawsuit TX tried with SCOTUS," Fetterman said.
  24. Finishing off a bottle of Eagle Rare Listening to Sturgill Simpson on my Sonos hoping to blackout before Christmas
  25. How we doing in here? BDE OR PANIC? my contribution to meat posts
  26. Remember way back when I asked of anyone had the ins on a MIM for my nephew? Apparently MIM Strats and the like were difficult to find mid-pandemic for a good deal but Foggy did Foggy things and found this clean one for below market. That nephew is finally getting it in a few days and the family is excited for him. I wanted to drop this here to also thank Foggy in the thread. Dude made a bunch of people happy and one kid an unforgettable Christmas.
  27. shes for the streets now bruh at least u had the opportunity to turn her into a glizzy goblin
  28. Dinner was fairly boring. Just me and my mom. Some fresh pasta and premade sauce from CM and a Ceasar. Enjoying a chocolate mousse and cup of joe and watching Midnight Run. Merry Christmas, assholes.
  29. Nah Bro, the Rickey Williams Yoga and Meditation space. It's next door to Kendra Scott's Happy Endings massage studio.
  30. Jacksonville?? Fuck around and find out. Merry Christmas fuckers 🤘
  31. Merry Christmas to all of y’all! I’m up for another hour. Winding down with wine. I see that Back to the Future is on... hmmm... The best part of Christmas, even when I was aware Santa wasn’t real (and he is!) was my dad putting something unwrapped—under the tree after my brother and I had gone to sleep. He still did that even when we’d come back from college. And it was always cool. I will always remember and it always made Christmas special. He had so much fun finding something he thought was cool and waiting to put it under the tree late at night. It made Christmas special.
  32. Nuevo Mexico del Norte. Rules apply even to you. Doggos and sweater puppies. Merry Christmas assholes.
  33. 7 points
    I poured myself a 2018 Handy and am watching A Christmas Story. Something tells me Ralphie’s dad was a whiskey man.
  34. I'm from the Night Crew and I'm here to help.
  35. This year wow!! Man guys I owe you a ton. Special shout outs to @fattyflattie @Pato del Muerto @Chewbacca@Mac8111 @justhookit @davidg@DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt@Pescado_Rojo and I’m sure some more of you. At one point or another you guys took the time to help me figure shit out. Feeling really grateful for y’all. I now know how to tie a surgeons knot - as of 5 minutes ago. Sitting here getting organized for a Christmas morning outing on the Guad (again lol). This time just us armed with some decent knowledge of how to do this. We might not catch any but for the first time I feel like we have everything we need to have a decent chance on our own. I’m super stoked. All the gear, all the skills. Covid can take a jump in a lake. Tippet, slip shot, cinch knot, improved cinch knot, nymphs, dry flies, wooly buggers, roll casting, rigs, stripping, indicators, float, leaders, all the skills, all the terminology, and we probably caught 2 dozen trout and bass among us. 2021 we are going to learn the Llano, Colorado and surf fishing. We should have a kayak or two and may fly fish the flats for reds as well. Fishing like this is something that’s always be near me but never part of my skill set. It’s super intimidating to learn as an adult to be quite honest. And you fellas have been a huge part of shortening my learning curve. 2020 the year we learned fly fishing! Maybe I’ll look back on this year fondly. thank you! Y’all are amazing!
  36. My kids have been in charge of hiding the elf on a shelf this year. This morning we woke up to find it perched up in the tree, holding a cotton snowball. The elf had tied a note to a stuffed animal slumped at the base of the tree. The note read: “Now I have a snowball Ho-Ho-Ho”
  37. I can do that too. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Urban to Texas. It’s all fucking true. I accept cash payments!
  38. Urban Meyer ain't going to no damn Jacksonville.
  39. Just putting this here but I made my BIL rage quit xmas and take his kids while we discussing trump's "taxbreak" escalating in 21-27...he thought for some reason we should blame the current leaders during that time over the ones who wrote and passed the bill in 2017 We were talking sports but then he started talking to everyone about political shit
  40. The UT Pimp Story is what brought me here and I feel like I owe a small gift in return. Archived link - https://web.archive.org/web/20121025021735/http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55421-My-Bad-Fan-MNC-Game-Experience-In-MS-PAINT-Pimp-Appears-P.8 Screenshots -
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