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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/15/21 in all areas

  1. Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role.
  2. Indoor plumbing for the win.
  3. We'd have to pay Ringos buyout
  4. Sark: "Hey Nick, I know I've taken all your coaches and stuff, so I'm looking to take Golding, but want to give you some time to find a replacement. Who do you think you'd pick?" Saban: "I'd go after Lanning for sure" Sark: "Okay cool, cool". *Sark Hires Lanning*
  5. I hope Sark asked Lanning if he wanted to be there at the 2018 Sugar Bowl.
  6. Yea, yea, yea, we know. Eat shit.
  7. I said, “Wtf is this” “He got a big raise” Sorry y’all. Last time I try to break a story. Neg away.
  8. Let's commission Banksy to paint the trump presidential portrait
  9. Her Her Twitter is back up too. LOL.
  10. Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are to second guess Bill O'Brien's personnel decisions? Sometimes you just gotta trade De'Andre Hopkins for David Johnson.
  11. While I'm glad I didn't have to watch a puppy die after opening this thread in the morning, can you fuckers take the "who invented fajitas" bullshit elsewhere?
  12. It is amusing seeing a bunch of adults get all amped up about a guy that they probably hadn’t heard of before today and then get despondent because we didn’t get him.
  13. NO--it's actually why you are wrong. The Republican Party is completely split. Right down the middle. It's a latter-day Whig Party. After Bleeding Kansas, you couldn't have a party with both abolitionists and slaveowners. It wouldn't work. The Republican Party is a party that has both classical liberals and authoritarians. That works for awhile. But not after January 6. That was Bleeding Kansas. That was a pick-your-side event. The Whig Party broke up into the Republican Party and the Know-Nothings. Don't be surprised to see the Republican Party break up into the Whigs and the Know-Nothings.
  14. her mom probably wonders the same thing
  15. My bad! Will spoiler alert my photoshopped nightmare fuel creations next time. Back to being a long time lurker. Hook'em.
  16. Maybe it is just me but I am kind of enjoying not being enraged by his tweets, appearances at the WH talking shit, calling into Fox and Friends and speaking his lies and what not. I actually am starting to feel more peaceful inside kind of in a Zen like state just because I am not hearing Trump spew his bullshit for the past few days. Hope it stays this way.
  17. So you're going to die on this hill and your entire argument relies on the opinions of . . . the citizens of Alabama? Good luck.
  18. Watching Nahlin pretend like he knows what is going on is comical. In consecutive posts on their coaching search thread he pontificates about Lanning going to Alabama and in the next post pretends like he “spared his readers” from the fact that Texas offered Lanning because it would cause an emotional rollercoaster. It’s fucking awesome to watch. He does not know fuck all what is going on.
  19. I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas.
  20. I mean, if your best action is getting a blow job from my mom, things are definitely looking down for you.
  21. NeverMarryAStripperWithAMonkey
  22. Yeah....no. While there CAN be an innocent explanation for certain things, context can damned well make it an element of a criminal conspiracy. In my garage, I have multiple bladed tools (knives, axes), multiple tools that could be used to break into a home (small screwdrivers and such), rope, and duct tape. That just means I have a decent toolkit. Now, add the following wrinkles: imagine I have a long history of how I am going to make Sela Ward mine, whether she wants it or not. My posts get more frenetic every day. And today, I post several times about "today is the day, Sela will be mine, she can't stop me." And the cops arrest me as I'm sneaking in her back yard, heading for a door or window.....carrying blades, small screwdrivers, rope, and duct tape. Dude....I'm going to prison. Not even a trial - that's a plea deal case. The exact same "innocent explanation" tools, given context, are absolutely evidence that makes a violent criminal conspiracy charge stick. Fucker SAID he was gonna do bad shit to elected officials. Then he illegally entered the building where they were doing their job, carrying a tool designed for one thing -- to restrain people that you have in your custody. Fuck that dude to hell.
  23. The edits are being made...
  24. I have no reason to believe Carrington is out
  25. Anyone been over to the Jacksonville message board to see if any of their fans have fisted themselves?
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