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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/02/21 in all areas

  1. I think I can speak for all of us when I say that Stan Drayton is a recruiting God among men.
  2. https://247sports.com/Player/Jaydon-Blue-46085418/ Drayton lands his biggest target. All Gas! No Brakes!
  3. Roach just put in a CB for Blue, starting to feel good about this one
  4. I mean the best part of NCAA was the recruiting and program building, the names didn't fucking matter after 2 seaons
  5. I can't say that I know your politics, but this sure sounds like the new song of the hate engine. Sure, we spent decades fomenting hate and destroying discourse, both of which wrecked political processes. Then we elected a wrecking ball to finish the job. Now we're all Rodney King. We never liked the things we were doing. Let's start new and hold the new regime to impossible standards we never tried to meet ourselves. Can we please focus on issues now and forget the rancor the hate engine lives on? She didn't turn anything into anything petty. Your misrepresentation of her actions and demand that she be perfect stinks of the bullshit we've been swimming in for years. Turn your ire on the real villains if you're interested in seeing real change. Don't skip the part where criminals are purged from holding office and held accountable. I'm going back to neg you for dishonesty. You write to well to be dismissed incapable of realizing what I describe. If I'm wrong? Shit happens. Sing a different fucking song.
  6. Would you dipshits shut the fuck up about California vs Texas? Places in California are great. Places in Texas are great. Places in California suck. Places in Texas suck. Who gives a shit. Fuck you.
  7. Fuck you, fuck aggy, fuck your woo, fuck jimbo fisher. Fuckity fuck, if it is so great why doesn't your woo transfer his fragile ass to the gloryhole on the Brazos? Big brother my ass. GTFO of here.
  8. Had no idea tipping Amazon drivers was even a thing.
  9. Congrats to every fucking dipshit that gave Carl enough rep to be impervious to a crowdsourcing. I hope you all die of herpes, inflicted from his fat pigs he trumpeted as thots.
  10. Now since I can get it to let me upload my proper celebratory gif...
  11. I admit, every single time I go to Lake Tahoe I think to myself “man what a shithole this place is. I sure would’ve rather spent this week in Vidor.” Same with the last time we were in Carmel. “Man, how could anyone love like this? I wish I was in Lubbock right now.”
  12. Fucking assclown, aggy has to win something somewhere down the line you dumb son of a bitch. You don’t get to just anoint them because bags and dirty man cheerleader hoes. Get the fuck out of here with that loser shit. We canned a coach for not winning the conference. Something aggy can’t comprehend because they haven’t won anything in almost a hundred years. Talk about bama and lsu if you wanna ride sec jock shit. But aggy, they got nothing but you all up on their draws, toothless motherfucker. If you wanna continue cradling aggy nuts go the aggy board where they’re experienced doing that sort of thing. This image do something for you, because I think this is what you’re alluding to with all UTs missing thots:
  13. I've finally had time to watch this. She is so real. I believe every word she says and every emotion she describes. Her rebuke of Cruz now seems like an excercise in restraint to me. She and the other women targeted by FOX and the hate pundits of the right have been put in real jeopardy. Every public appearance is an act of courage. The persons who make it this way deserve the worst that can happen to them; in short, the very things their acts could bring upon this public servant and others they've endangered. Again, what does it say about these self-acclaimed alphas that they want to get their hands on Pelosi and Ocasio-Cortez? Deplorable is the nicest thing you can say about such degenerates.
  14. The Framers of the Constitution were most proud of the right to purchase high capacity magazines and that part that says no one can be mean to Josh Hawley.
  15. Mrs. Brat finally got a good prick...
  16. I just want us to either start outbidding this shit or turning in those that are doing it. This sit back and complain is such a limpdicked response
  17. This argument is so fucking stupid. Wanting to abolish the EC is just common sense and has nothing to do with partisanship. The Founders also believed women shouldn't vote, that black people shouldn't be counted as full human beings, and had to shit in pots. Enough with treating the Constitution and what "the founders intended" as some sort of biblical moment. Things change and it's necessary to adapt. A Democrat just won the electoral college. And it still needs to be abolished yesterday.
  18. How embarrassing was it when your little cousin had to tell you to fuck off for being a gossip girl on message boards?
  19. The idea that things would be less toxic if AOC wasn't on twitter sure is a stupid as shit fucking idea.
  20. People would be like "why is the cover blank?"
  21. I'm just waiting on Ojomo to finally have an acne breakout
  22. Swan had a bonus drop this morning of a White House meeting on December 18. This one is pretty damned wild: https://www.axios.com/trump-oval-office-meeting-sidney-powell-a8e1e466-2e42-42d0-9cf1-26eb267f8723.html
  23. Man, you went to the wrong fucking places in those cities.
  24. John Fetterman, Eric Swalwell, and Ted Lieu routinely do the same sort of “Twitter clap backs” that AOC does. How come those of y’all bemoaning her behavior never have the same energy for those guys?
  25. Got our appointments last night.... Mrs. Brat got her shot before lunch this morning, and mine is scheduled next Monday.
  26. Cuz he doesn’t wear earrings and discuss who he saw last week?
  27. If anything, adding microtransactions would make the game more accurate. Especially in recruiting. Pay $1.99 to gift this recruit a Trans-Am. +15% chance of a commitment, +5% chance of going on NCAA probation.
  28. What a drama queen? Am I right guys? High five! No? No one? I should get fucked and drown in a reservoir full of dildos? Well, okay then. I misread the room.
  29. 7 points
    Nothing subtle about it. It was an absolute power play by the Administration to send the VP to talk straight to the voters and say, effectively, "your senator needs to get his shit together, or else you're not going to get $1,400 in your pocket." It's the kind of power play that Obama never pulled, much to his great discredit and injury. He let the congressional Dems walk all over him, lowering the size of the stimulus and eliminating the public option. And then guess what--those congressional Dems who wanted a smaller stimulus and no public option lost in 2010, anyway. Trump was really no better. He didn't know how to push Congress. Of course, he never really cared anything about policy, so maybe he just never tried. But yeah, in any event, it's been 20 years since a Democratic president pulled this kind of play with members of his own party. So they're not used to it. But I think they'd better get used to it.
  30. Even Newsmax ain’t fucking with MyPillow guy.
  31. I'm so glad that the right wing has come to realize that the culture of trying to humiliate opponents is toxic, following 4+ years of fucking cheerleading that very thing. Fuck you. Gloves are off. We're doomed as a democratic republic, might as well try to come out on top.
  32. Don’t have the exact post but TFB said big news could be coming today
  33. Meanwhile in another dystopian hellscape (Vancouver) ::
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