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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/03/21 in Posts

  1. Would you dipshits shut the fuck up about California vs Texas? Places in California are great. Places in Texas are great. Places in California suck. Places in Texas suck. Who gives a shit. Fuck you.
  2. Roach on Ibraheem. Im really rooting for the kid to succeed
  3. Don't question the Machinator. Respect the Machinator.
  4. If it were the same quote, I'd post it once. The reporters usually post parts of a quote, so when I post multiple tweets, it's to provide context and allow people to piece what Sark said together.
  5. Not to go all CR, but when a young Black Man says he’s ready to “get out of Dallas and get around positive people” makes me sad. To me it’s heartbreaking to hear of anyone having to leave one’s home to find positive influence/situation and it makes me even more grateful for the circumstances into which I was born/raised. I too, am SO rooting for this young man. Go get ‘em Ibraheem! 🤘🏻
  6. Good job, Surly assholes. Now don't repeat the Carl mistake again.
  7. On CNN, apparently hearing that members of the PAC that backs McCarthy are pissed and are basically saying his career is over. They wanted him to take a stand and kick her out.
  8. No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!
  9. NSD is a tough day to fuck around and find out
  10. It’s either LJ or Drayton is on the Oscar Giles nap schedule and just woke up from when Blue committed yesterday
  11. So if he’s not in we all agree to neg bomb Carl for misleading us right? Here’s your chance to prove if you’re a glizzy gladiator or glizzy goblin
  12. Implications or not thats why I said “radioactive” also, I would highly advise against using Arkansas as a measure for anything whether in sports or life.
  13. I admit, every single time I go to Lake Tahoe I think to myself “man what a shithole this place is. I sure would’ve rather spent this week in Vidor.” Same with the last time we were in Carmel. “Man, how could anyone love like this? I wish I was in Lubbock right now.”
  14. "We're sorry we attempted to violently destroy American democracy, but your unwillingness to forgive and immediately move on makes us think we need to violently destroy American Democracy"
  15. I despise the Aggies and I hate OU but I really fucking hate Stanford because everything about them is bullshit. They're spoiled bitches. Their academics are a joke at the undergrad level. Grades are meaningless. You dont have to try once you're in but every Stanford grad you've ever met just oozes entitlement. "Isn't Andrew Luck amazing?!? He got an Architectural degree from STANFORD" Yeah, an unaccredited program... lets all go get engineering degrees in College Station while we're at it. Fuck that and Fuck Stanford Good luck to Uke, everyone makes their own decisions for their own reasons. But Stanford can suck a million bags of dicks
  16. we need about 1000 negs! FIRE THIS GLIZZY GOBLIN!!
  17. CDC is doing nothing but taking input from pencil pushers in compliance and adhering to their fear-mongering. The NCAA doesn't enforce a motherfucking thing these days and the Hughes guy is precisely who Texas needs in order to establish an ability to "compete" with what is happening in College Station, Columbus, Athens, and across the rest of SEC/ACC country. Blind support for an AD is not merited. This guy has done everything wrong since December of 2019 when he refused to dump Herman on his ass and hire Campbell. He got pushed around by Herman and the SJWs this summer, he embarrassed himself during the coaching search in the fall, stepped on his limpdick with the his flaccid vote of confidence, okayed on multiple occasions the hiring of Mike fucking Stoops and now he's blocking a key role from getting filled with a perfect candidate because he's yet again following a path of least resistance and letting pussies tell him how to think. Fuck giving this guy the benefit of the doubt.
  18. Unfortunately, TX vs CA living talk not going away.
  19. Fucking assclown, aggy has to win something somewhere down the line you dumb son of a bitch. You don’t get to just anoint them because bags and dirty man cheerleader hoes. Get the fuck out of here with that loser shit. We canned a coach for not winning the conference. Something aggy can’t comprehend because they haven’t won anything in almost a hundred years. Talk about bama and lsu if you wanna ride sec jock shit. But aggy, they got nothing but you all up on their draws, toothless motherfucker. If you wanna continue cradling aggy nuts go the aggy board where they’re experienced doing that sort of thing. This image do something for you, because I think this is what you’re alluding to with all UTs missing thots:
  20. Gerry- "And BTW, Texas is suddenly trending with a really talented 2022 prospect."
  21. This is taking longer than the time it takes Leon O'Neal to run a 40
  22. Here is the latest picture of "blue dot." She arrives two weeks from today. We are still thinking of a name, which is made more difficult since we haven't met her in person due to the Covid lockdowns in London. Anyone have some tips on how they have socialized a pup during the pandemic? London will be a bit different to the US due to stricter lockdowns and limitations on mixing households, although we will certainly smuggle some friends and their kids over to the house and do some walks in the parks to get her acquainted with other dogs. Normally we would also have plenty of pub time with the new bully, but they are closed until Spring.
  23. How embarrassing was it when your little cousin had to tell you to fuck off for being a gossip girl on message boards?
  24. Fuck you, fuck aggy, fuck your woo, fuck jimbo fisher. Fuckity fuck, if it is so great why doesn't your woo transfer his fragile ass to the gloryhole on the Brazos? Big brother my ass. GTFO of here.
  25. LJ Johnson subtweet from Harris.
  26. Pick this ball of fluff up on Friday. Please welcome Chief to the Surly family. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  27. Congrats to every fucking dipshit that gave Carl enough rep to be impervious to a crowdsourcing. I hope you all die of herpes, inflicted from his fat pigs he trumpeted as thots.
  28. CTJ said carl had to much rep to crowd source, surly's response....
  29. I went through and negged his dumbass about 25 times myself. Some might view our behaviors as petty and unproductive. Those people would be correct and I don't give a shit. Well done, Surly. Now keep your shit together and don't let something like that happen in the future.
  30. Yeah screw all this "don't shame her for her past/GED" stuff. Shame this ignorant slattern. It is absolutely unacceptable to have a Congressperson who didn't get a GED until their mid-30s. Absolutely absurd. Get the hell out of here. I don't have a high bar of achievement for such things, but to be such an intellectually incurious piece of white trash that you don't even bother getting a GED is unacceptable. Born on second, accidentally ran back to first. Get out.
  31. Here you go, neg away:
  32. Welcome aboard kid!
  33. https://247sports.com/player/ishmael-ibraheem-46059429/
  34. The official added that “appointees have been advised that they have options including COBRA and the Affordable Care Act.” This part is fucking hilarious.
  35. Thanks sdm. I told him he’s a good boy and even the internet agrees and he’s achieved 100% completion in the good boy quest line. He had a busy 2020 moving across the country. Rough 2021 so far, but I’m really excited about him meeting our first kid in a few months and he can pass the torch.
  36. Had no idea tipping Amazon drivers was even a thing.
  37. Came for NSD. Stayed for the Fatwa.
  38. McCarthy really great at negotiating from a position of zero leverage. “Remove her yourselves or we will do it on the house floor.” ”what if I just reassign her?” ”house floor it is. See you tomorrow.”
  39. cnn's chyron just now has mccarthy in the visegrip and i love it "we're hearing from gop connected to the situation they want mccarthy to take a stand" i love it "we're hearing" make them eat their own dogshit mccarthy is a two-faced bitchass i hope he burns for this no matter what happens we've got the $1.9T v. $600B bullshit tracking with jew lasers in advance of the trial next week pubs finding out what fucking around and finding out looks like dems, without joe getting his hands dirty, can fuck them on both counts pub cowardice equals both results going against them and then the gloves are off for the trial fuck your bipartisan feelings bitches
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