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  2. texifornia

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/13/21 in all areas

  1. Another thing: get the "TOS" lingo out of here. This isn't a paysite, there are no moderators' egos to stroke here. We are a surly band of assholes who will crib info from all websites without prejudice.
  2. This may be the most unbelievable part of this fabricated story.
  3. Motherfucker there is a time and place for this kind of take. And that time is tomorrow.
  4. Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans. If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garbage. Fuck every single person that supports insurrection against the United States of America. Seriously fuck you if you would have voted to acquit. Stop coming to the site. Stop pretending that you care about anything that actually matters. Caught dead to rights with an acquittal is the death of everything we hold dear in a democratic government. Fuck fuck fuck. I'm so mad.
  5. My 2.5 yr old recently started potty training and tends to hold it a bit. He took a shit the size of his forearm the other day. It could have clogged a toilet.
  6. @immamac should add a plug-in that lets us make our own predictions on this board. We should take a stab at predicting the class, at least.
  7. This is how you fan delusion, folks. A good mixture of fake apathy sprinkled with the underhanded insult to a player’s mental evaluation who chooses not to come here. The only thing missing is the reference to the backup plan player being wildly underrated by the recruiting services.
  8. https://247sports.com/Player/Trevell-Johnson-46097710/
  9. Last time I checked the Governor has suspended car inspections. That was about a year ago and I haven't checked back. My first thought after I got out of the car was "At least I saved $20 by blowing off the inspection"
  10. Vince owns about 57000 sq ft of land out in Pasadena.
  11. I was resigned to a top 10 class but I’m really starting to think we’re gonna blow this motherfucker out. speaking of prolapsed anuses who was the dumb motherfucker who insisted that 2021 didn’t count and that 2022 was Sark’s transition class? Because we should mock that poster weekly for the rest of our lives.
  12. See guys ... he knew everything. He was right! (He just couldn't tell us .... )
  13. This is pretty stupid, and I’m all for taking a Murphy commitment. And I’m over the Ewers drama. But at the end of the day he is a texas fan, but he had legit concerns about playing for Tom Herman and a shitty locker room. So he’s basically the same as most of us but he’s a generational QB with an ass haircut. Let’s stop making up stupid narratives because he decommitted from Tom Herman. Unless you want to admit you’re a Ryan leaf flake level opioid addict to the rest of us as well. In which case OK.
  14. Thousands of bodies in the icy, snow-covered trees
  15. The Texas Longhorns have quietly went to work? I don't think so you fucking Okie. They may have quietly GONE to work. Try the third grade again.
  16. Man... it’s been a rough month. He sees a local Austin kid win state and now he’s going to see Malik Murphy live out his dream of playing at Texas in a badass offense, in a badass city. Enjoy bumfuck Columbus. let’s fucking go. AGNB!
  17. The GOP proves themselves to be a fascist party that approves the attempted violent overthrow of our duly elected federal government and lacks the spine to punish the man who attempted to kill them and end the American republic. An authoritarian takeover is now inevitable. Unified opposition to fascism is the only thing that could prevent that, but the Republicans have cast their lot with fascists. They will have more opportunities to take control, and eventually they will succeed.
  18. Who's feeling pretty damn good about the Sark hire tonight? I know I am!
  19. Nice rant, but your target audience is cowering in the Daily Texan; not here.
  20. I welcome all 995ers on the pod. Ketch is my white whale...literally
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  22. So I take it aggy did not lose 4 commits, they just ran out of weekend.
  23. It's 2021 and republicans suddenly cares about immigrants and budget deficits. LOL
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