My understanding is that "sarvanaash" is Finnish for "being totally oblivious and not understanding context."
In a perverse way, I find you to be one of the more entertaining posters on this board, but hey, I like chaos. Watching your antics and peoples' (over)reactions, even my own sometimes, is fucking hilarious. That said, you're an intelligent guy, but you're not very smart, and I learned the difference in folks a long time ago. Gerry did not "literally copy-paste this article from last week." He updated it, and the updates are pretty fucking important for anyone actually paying attention. So let's walk through a few and also ensure the board, and any other oblivious people or noobs are up to speed.
Kris Ross - He "literally" is telling you in the new update that USC is trying to work an uncle game on this recruitment. You may or may not be aware of this, but USC has some guys on staff that the IT guys, at least of few of them, know pretty well. Some are even friends. Frankly, GH dropped a fucking virus on us with this part of the update. Let's see how it works out. If we get this guy in the end, it's a good but new sign for recruiting at Texas.
Denver Harris - He's telling us that there is a shot that this recruitment ends long before he (from his last update) or the rest of us expected, and we look good here.
Devon Campbell - Someone "extremely close" to a recruit means the player himself, a parent, guardian, or sibling. Someone "close" means a coach, trainer or uncle. You rarely see "extremely close" from the $9.95ers and specifically, GH. He's telling you he knows this one has the very near term potential of happening and he'll likely know ahead of anyone else because of whatever relationship he's developed. That doesn't mean he'll say anything because that isn't what he does, but between now and the video drop, he'll probably give us a hint while TFB sprints around all but saying it and ruining the moment that they've been hired to help create.
Terrance Brooks - He added ND back in to this recruitment. That's actually good. It means it hasn't yet, and might not, boil down to bag drops or SECSECSEC and ATM vs. Bama.
Neto - He's added Ohio State as a factor.
Dewberry - He's basically now telling you that this guy is a bit of a front-runner and if Texas' class catches fire and they win in the fall, they can lock this guy up and keep him, if it isn't too "difficult", which I interpret as meaning "expensive".
Coleman - He's now telling you that with Stewart getting locked up, Coleman sits on top of Bama's board, which I know to be true from elsewhere.
Allen - He's telling you ATM is no longer a factor. If they get back in it, it's gotten really dirty. Allen allegedly isn't playing that game.
Bledsoe - He got specific about this recruitment and it's clear someone thinks Texas and others are making headway against ATM's initial lead.
Cooper - Texas has made up some ground against Stanford in some form.
Kerr - He's not a priority for Texas because they feel better about higher rated targets. Oklahoma may make a push and lock him up, which is an indicator of where things may go with Allen.
Llewellyn - He added OU to this recruitment, which should concern us because they have a strong argument to make for TEs and should interest us because OU knows what they're doing with TE evaluations.
Hyphen - Not mentioned in this update. That either means that when the dust settled on the Murphy commitment, there wasn't substance to his interest in Texas or GH just forgot to mention him because he's in CA and nothing has happened with him lately.
Agbo - He added him, so there must be traction here.
What he's telling us in both updates:
Winfield - He views this guy as a possession WR and believes that he's a weak take unless they land some burners. I'm guessing that if they land Thompson and Stewart, the Winfield take makes a ton of sense to GH, who actually evaluates players and considers rosters when doing so.
Sexton - The Pickryl comparison, and repeating it, means he thinks this is a guy that wouldn't mind leaving the state and is cerebral vs looking for a handout. Different cat.
Guys not mentioned in either - Either nothing much is happening with the likes of guys out west or east, or with guys like Tavorus Jones, Jordan, Biddle, Hutson, Klubnik, etc., or whatever is happening is all bullshit and Texas isn't interested or the player isn't and they're using the UT brand for social media hype.