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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/23/21 in all areas

  1. Should have used hyphens - I thought it was like this guy got sentenced to be killed by a gender reveal device. Although guys who go along with shit like gender reveal parties deserve it.
  2. Senator Cruz having an affair is not of great interest to me. Senator Cruz and his wife being upset about texts leaked about their Cancun vacation do not move the needle. Senator Cruz’s words helped to incite an insurrection in Washington DC a little more than a month and a half ago. Senator Cruz defended the honor of a president who derided him at every turn. Senator Cruz puts forth no actual legislation to help the people of Texas he represents and definitely none that helps the American people as a whole. He should have been banished from ever setting foot in DC ever again after January 6th, but our government did not press the issue so we get more of Senator Cruz wasting the people’s time by again doing nothing to further legislation to help out struggling Americans of all stripes. He needs to be removed from any committee he is on and just sent to a room with no windows and made to sit there the length of every single committee meeting he was supposed to be on. Remove him from his job and get someone in there who actually cares about human beings.
  3. Gerry vs Ketch is a fight I am very much here for
  4. It’s really not any stupider than still being a republican
  5. I am donating regardless if they need money now or not. I won’t tolerate rudeness in a man. At 40 I will fight for 2 reasons and sometimes a third. You fuck with my dog or kid and there isn’t anything I won’t do. The wife is 50-50 because she is a shitty driver.
  6. Narrator: Storm the Field continued to move the schefflera for another decade.
  7. Lot of these West Coast offers use De'Gabriel Floyd's picture in their offer tweets. What could have been.
  8. Should have gone with the driver.
  9. "You're an asshole for implying a personal relationship with this unheralded recruit! Anyway let me tell you about watching him closely from a young age when he was an even less remarkable player."
  10. Some of those that ban grasses, are the same that roll dices.
  11. When everyone you encounter is an asshole, you just might be the asshole.
  12. I dont understand what is happening. Am I too smart?
  13. That car is probably totaled.
  14. way too skinny. make some room for more candy FFS
  15. From Alan Feuer stream above; Man if that ain't the legal definition of Fuck Around and Find Out, I don't know what is.
  16. 9 points
    Jokes on you Market, my options were already worth nothing!
  17. Harris is down to his final 4. I think it is between these two, but don't be surprised if it's one of the other two.
  18. Most of these are more like an "IQ Reveal".
  19. They need to start making ones that kill both parents.
  20. Well that's on-brand
  21. I've told this story before, but my mom used to send me the FW:FW:FW: emails. I started hitting reply all and inserting the Snopes article to help my older relatives better discern the facts of a situation, and I'd even write my own response to go with it. I only did it 3 times. I only did it 3 times not because they started coming back to reality, but instead because they didn't want to be told they were wrong, so she quit including me. My biggest concern is that we are living with a bunch of people who have completely checked out from reality and are just not open to coming back, and that those people are going to take this view of needing a revolution and starting a civil war over a bunch of shit that is completely not true. I have no idea how we're going to avoid this eventuality, but I know if we don't figure it out, it's coming.
  22. i share a birthday with eva green...and i like vesper martinis. unpossible.
  23. Coming into the year, Dewberry just didn't feel like a priority for Texas and wasn't hearing a lot from Tom Herman or Herb Hand.
  24. Here's my list! IT NEEDS TA BE RIPPED BAND I HATE: Imagine Dragons BAND I THINK IS OVERRATED: Grateful Dead BAND I THINK IS UNDER-APPRECIATED: Talking Heads BAND I LOVE: Red Hot Chili Peppers BAND THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH MUSIC: Beatles GUILTY PLEASURE: Dua Lipa FAVORITE BAND TO SEE LIVE: Muse
  25. This is you being really dumb, isn't it? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/
  26. Monday update -- COVID-19 has now killed more people in the US than live in Kansas City, MO. That's the 12th NFL city it's surpassed. But let's focus on Bill Gates. I mean I follow this pandemic fairly closely. I just got my second Pfizer shot last week. I'm 12 days away from licking doorknobs and flagpoles again, and I have no idea what the fuck Bill Gates has to do with the effectiveness of getting vaccinated. You know why? Because he doesn't. At all. Vaccines work, masks work, social distancing works, putting other people first works. If we really were able to make America great again like it was in the mid-20th century then people like Fake Business would be fucking crucified for not trusting science and refusing the goddamn polio vaccine. Do your part, get vaccinated, and stop being a selfish regarded dipshit.
  27. Fucking amazing...... https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210223.html
  28. It always sucks when your drive ends up in the deep rough.
  29. We’re you unable to blow her back up when the power went out?
  30. Also nothing like a classic "look at me!" post where you expect cheers, a badge of honor and a key to the city for informing us you no longer post somewhere on this website.
  31. Today Rocket had his second femoral head ostectomy to treat his severe hip dysplasia. It's been almost exactly a year since the operation on his other hip and while he sometimes limps on that side, he doesn't have a pain response there anymore. Hopefully we'll see the same thing on this hip once he recovers. Hip pain or not, he was excited enough about the snow to bound around in it last week. He also sends yellow lab healing vibes to @Sbbruin's Crosby.
  32. When the one guy wipes the blood, I couldn't help but think of...
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