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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/01/21 in Posts

  1. My Tech alumni dad: I guess loyalty means nothing to Chris Beard Me: Are you loyal to Tech? Tech dad: Of course Me: Why? Tech dad: Because I graduated from Tech Me:
  2. Gonna get us blocked on Twitter, whoops
  3. thank you Abilene Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we should send a fruit basket.
  4. [slorch] I still don't think Beard is interested in the Texas job.[/slorch]
  5. (Heads immediately over to Tech boards)
  6. Wrong. We declined to offer Briles, and I’ve never seen reporting saying we actually went after Patterson. Either way, your first take about Texas Football was shitty and inaccurate, and @Huckleberry’s comparison of Herman to Beard was also shitty and inaccurate. Now both of you shut the fuck up and stop clogging up the Beard celebration thread!
  7. The only thing I got from all of that is Joel Greenberg could move to Texas today and win an election.
  8. Yes, he washed his balls before making Hocutt gargle them.
  9. TJ can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
  10. Once I realized that the Q thing was supposedly about bringing down pedophiles, I immediately came to the conclusion that all Q-ish Republicans were pedophiles. It's ALWAYS projection with these people. ALWAYS.
  11. Can we finally STFU about how CDC sucks and has no balls and can't land coaches? Vic Schaefer Eldrick Floreal Mike White Chris Beard Suck it, haters.
  12. Butthurt, thy name is Lubbock:
  13. Not even Greenspoint has posted a take as dumb as "Texas was turned down by Art Briles and all these other names." You're one of those idiots that actually believes that every time an agent leaks to a reporter that their client has withdrawn his name from a candidacy that he genuinely withdrew interest versus didn't get the job. You're not very bright.
  14. Feel free to use all your Tech friends
  15. Welp, I was in the middle of lecturing on the organization of a persuasive speech when my Apple Watch kept buzzing as alerts were coming that Texas got Beard. My students then asked if jumping up and down and saying “fuck yeah!” was a requirement for their persuasive speech.
  16. Without y'all, none of this would be possible. And fuck you, Shaka.
  17. CDC continuing to drag his balls across the faces of the haters on this board. Love it.
  18. This is a terrible take (you can tell by who liked it first). We didn't get Mark Few, we didn't get Coach K, etc. Those are the equivalents of the guys we've gone after in football that you're talking about striking out on. Chris Beard is a basketball world equivalent of Tom Herman in terms of Texas roots, moving from a Texas school, and being the hot shit name that others (LSU) wanted at the time. Now there are reasons to believe he will succeed where Herman bombed, but that's the reality.
  19. He and Ford are the classiest dudes. Nothing but love to those two
  20. glorious Sent from my Pixel 4 using Tapatalk
  21. Easiest hire, never in doubt. *wipes face with giant Gary Patterson sweat towel*
  22. Fuck Tech fans. The best part of this hire will be their tears and anger.
  23. It's Gore-Tex!
  24. Imagine being dumb enough to actually believe that Texas Tech is Chris Beard’s dream job.
  25. Hocutt better be careful flippantly tossing out lines like "the best and most passionate fan base in the country" or else he will find himself in a copyright infringement lawsuit with the Aggies while looking for a new basketball coach.
  26. My dream job is not having to have a job. I'm not sure what the rest of you fuckers are on about.
  27. Hes a Tech grad. How many ways can you split up 50 bucks?
  28. Fucking A, CDC.
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