Here's another one from yesterday from this guy. He runs down one of their star players for entering the portal and laboriously works through why the guy was a mediocrity and they'll be better off without him. The player, Kyler Edwards, inconveniently led the team in minutes played, assists per game, averaged 10pts and 5 rebounds, shot 42% from 3 point land and was second on the team in steals. He scored 12 points as a freshman in the national title game - but they're better off without this trash, just like the coach who just "absconded" to Austin.
https://247sports.com/college/texas-tech/Article/Kyler-Edwards-Abandons-Ship-Chris-Beard-163095872/
He's used a couple of words in the two articles that I actually had to look up. I mean, I'm impressed with whatever thesaurus app he's using, but it is hilariously forced. "One of the most common reasons players transfer is a lack of playing time. That cannot have been Edwards’ gravamen. " Gravamen - right. I know what abscond means, but on the rare occasion someone's used it in conversation I've simultaneously added them the list of people I'd like to punch in the face repeatedly. @SydneyCarton , not coincidentally, incorporates both "gravamen" and "abscond" in his casual conversations on a daily basis.
I'm going to subscribe to their site just so I can read his shit. Maybe I'll use a tech-esque handle and square off with him in DonQuixote-Ignatius J Reilly-level sparring matches of the obliviously absurd.