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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/08/21 in all areas

  1. Several years ago, I noticed a female co-worker (good friend of mine) “sneaking out” early from the office. My office overlooked the parking lot, saw her get in her car and leave. So I text her to give her grief. “Looks like somebody is leaving early AGAIN!” Her text back to me several hours later: “Uh, yeah, I was having a miscarriage asswipe.” Oops. She still brings that up every now and then.
  2. 12 points
    probably cheating on his diet.
  3. A QAnon thread on Texags is redundant.
  4. Okay, I'm on new meds, the depression is under control, and this video puts it over the top. I'll go ahead and get more excited than is reasonable, and let my expectations go through the roof irrationally. Show me a fucking loss.
  5. A's put in Guerra. This means war.
  6. Holy Christ, Nahlin, that is HORRIBLE.
  7. One of the two greatest pieces of wisdom from the legendary Coach Finstock. The other -- Coach Finstock: Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job trafficking minors across state lines. Now these were poor people, these were hungry people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying? Matt Gaetz : What happened to the kid? Coach Finstock : I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.
  8. My son with his ‘59 Apache 25 years ago. He still has it.
  9. i am extremely gruntled with the assistants we are bringing in. it's easily the no.1 reason that i'm not unavoidably focused on our lack of, you know, an actual basketball team. even if this next year suuuuucks (watch us have a Bad News Bears roster that trounces Shaka's Jarrett Allen-led 11-win roster), there is every reason to believe that recruiting is going to be out of this world going forward, and that Chris Beard will be able to maximize said talent. i mean shit, i hate doing this- i always try my best to be the last guy who goes full-on blinders/uber positive just because we have a new coach, but just look at the bona fides of our new HC/assistants. these guys are all known commodities. Beard is not fucking around at all. what i'm about to say should in no way be interpreted as me saying that the 2023-24 Longhorns are the CBB equivalent of the 2016 Cubs, BUT- the only other time i've ever felt this way regarding a regime change was when the Cubs brought in Theo Epstein and Joe Maddon, and we all obviously know that in that instance it *did* result in a championship. That said, CBB titles are exceedingly difficult to win. A sampling of head coaches with one NCAA title: Phog Allen, Frank McGuire, Pete Newell, Al McGuire, John Thompson, Rollie Massimino, Larry Brown, Lute Olsen, Jim Boeheim, Tom Izzo (Tom fucking Izzo!!!), Bill Self (best HC in NCAA last 20 years), John Calipari, and more. I think that people around here are so used to crushing Barnes for never winning a title that they've all forgotten/never realized how difficult it is to win one. Chris Beard doesn't need to win a national title at Texas to be a huge success, or even to be the best coach in program history. BUT- with his resume, and the work that his assistants have done in the past, plus the financial commitment from CDC, I cannot help but believing that Texas Basketball winning the national title could actually become a reality, as admittedly difficult and unlikely as that is. In my opinion, the Chris Beard era at Texas is off to an outstanding start.
  10. Check out this romper room. Buddy just moved into a new house and got good toys all set up.
  11. Jaylon Tyson is in. https://247sports.com/Player/Jaylon-Tyson-46097886/
  12. My OCD appreciates you not stopping at $67.88
  13. This is the only Black Flag that matters
  14. First car in 1975. Paid $925 for it. Sold it for $1,500 a couple of years later. Wish I still had it.
  15. Glad to know that you were able to jump out of the way.
  16. Found a 4.3 pound package with 4 Prime tenderloin cuts at Costco. You can do the math for average weight, but each was ~2.5” thick. Had to try ... the Recteq with Traeger Texas Beef blend pellets. Began at 225F to internal 100F. Removed the steaks long enuf to bring the smoker up to 500F. Then, back on the grill, flipping every few minutes to reach internal 125F. Tented for 10 minutes before serving. Yowza ...
  17. My first vehicle was a 63 Chevy pickup like this, except with 200,000 miles and beat to hell. Had a straight six and a three on the tree. When the engine died, my dad put a 327 from a wrecked Camaro in in. Screaming beast to fifty, cause those old Chevys didn't have a high gear, but damn, off the line... Supposedly I helped him put the engine in, but he knew everything, I didn't know dick, so I mostly handed him tools or put in bolts after he told me where to put them.
  18. I remember when this thread was about Abbott being a jackass.
  19. you'd thought by now, he'd realize that buttplug's gonna part his lying thighs
  20. You’re the insane one. Prior to this scandal, if you held a draft of existing players from which to start a team, Watson would have be taken 2nd after Mahomes.
  21. Got this for $300 on gunbroker. Whiskey and gun eBay are dangerous. Ar 12 Radikal MKX-3
  22. 18lb Wagyu brisket from heb Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  23. After reading your weak shit for awhile, I don’t want to sound condescending or anything, but one of the things that might help your posts in the future is if you’d grow a dick and be a man or something. As it stands now, wow. Great handle and terrible, insecure takes.
  24. Could y'all take this shit to a relevant thread and quit threadshitting those of us who hate Greg Abbott with the fire of a billion suns? Thankee.
  25. I'm worried Alabama is going to run all over us in the championship game if our players are too light.
  26. https://news.yahoo.com/andrew-giuliani-says-plans-run-133949571.html Do any of these dumbass Trumptards look normal??? Also, there's this....
  27. Obligatory "The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand"
  28. It's like saying Kyle Flood is a shitty hire as an OL coach because Rutgers football sucked when he was head coach. It's a terrible line of reasoning.
  29. So, absolutely made up dogshit. Got it. Now that I'm funemployed for the month of April I'm just going to write long form nonsense and post it.
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