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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/09/21 in Posts

  1. Daddy Gaetz to Matty right about now...
  2. 👶🏼🍼🇺🇸➡️🇨🇦💰💰💸👩‍🦰🍆🍑💦💦
  3. Oh shit y'all. This poor guy is in jail with the negroes! Clearly, a violation of his rights.
  4. Will this guy make the arrest after Biden is indicted?
  5. I keep hearing about how unions kill jobs and prosperity. I also keep watching union membership collapse and real wages stagnate or decline while income inequality skyrockets. It’s almost like they aren’t telling us whose prosperity unions damage....
  6. In honor of the Masters opening round. 2 lb bone in ribeye over pimento cheese mashed potatoes
  7. What's imperative is that this is all accompanied by a phat beat.
  8. In 2 months polling will show 61% of Republicans believe Matt Gaetz is a Democratic Representative from Florida.
  9. He’s in the can at the moment.
  10. There are probably a lot of men silently thanking Gaetz for reminding them to check their Venmo privacy settings.
  11. Who wants red flag laws where a vindictive spouse or family member, or police can petition to have your guns confiscated? That's utter bullshit. A psychiatrist should be the one that makes that determination. CHIEF
  12. So this is an old fascist propaganda technique. Whatever you are guilty of, accuse your enemies of it. They’ll spend so much time and energy defending themselves that, once your own crimes surface, the public will be worn out on the issue and will view legitimate accusations against you as sour grapes or as evidence for a lazy bothsideser view of politics.
  13. Like prosecuting people, like his crackhead son, for lying on form 4473's. That makes too much sense, so we can't do that.
  14. 7 points
    Rose must be taking the loss of Prince Philip pretty hard.
  15. If you were a real American you'd know our most important right is the right to give absolutely zero fucks about the British monarchy.
  16. seems like some of yall think it's george floyd that's on trial here. he never got a trial because he suffocated to death facedown on pavement with a cop's knee on his neck while he was restrained in handcuffs.
  17. There’s a pill for that
  18. Damn it feels good to see a Texas team say fuck you and take the game right away from the opponent. So good.
  19. Fifth installment? There are only three movies.
  20. This is from last year but brought up again on reddit recently. This dude's dying breaths were essentially Fuck the Libs Praise Trump. That's the thing about cults.
  21. Gaslight Obstruct Project
  22. Obviously fuck Bauer because he's such a vocal hypocrite. As for pine tar use by pitchers, I yawn about this the same way I yawned about PEDs or sign stealing or corked bats or scuffed baseballs. Yes, pine tar is widely used by pitchers and it probably gives them a big advantage wrt spin rates. It's not a high crime that's gonna get me on my high horse for a game I love watching as a diversion from real life. Cheating will always be a part of the game. Get over it, you sanctimonious blowhards.
  23. You guys better be careful with this Captain guy. I got suspended for calling the bedwetter captainantifa. He’s a little bitch, just ignore him.
  24. I did end up getting 2 OK versions but i couldnt get Chloe to fucking sit down anywhere near Sadie to get them both in the same frame in full frontal profile. and the artistic one...
  25. 6 points
    You sound old.
  26. I would like to think that the FBI/Secret Service is all up in Larry's ass soon if not already.
  27. Get in line, buddy. Ive been trying to slide into her DMs. If successful, I'm gonna invade Europe, shake things up a bit.
  28. This is how to out your approximate age publicly.
  29. splenda daddy
  30. Found a 4.3 pound package with 4 Prime tenderloin cuts at Costco. You can do the math for average weight, but each was ~2.5” thick. Had to try ... the Recteq with Traeger Texas Beef blend pellets. Began at 225F to internal 100F. Removed the steaks long enuf to bring the smoker up to 500F. Then, back on the grill, flipping every few minutes to reach internal 125F. Tented for 10 minutes before serving. Yowza ...
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