Hello sir. Welcome to the Bureau of Identifying Quasi-Anglo-Saxons. Why yes, I did post as "rdcanecutter" back in the day on a Texas site. I remember you too, good to see you.
Well, back to business. The "Anglo-Saxon" term isn't completely literal, as we have always accepted Jutes, Frisians, and the occasional Fleming. For everyone else, we give a lot of credit for effort. Oh no, you can go ahead and leave the Frida Kahlo t-shirt on that you got... where? San Miguel de Allende? Good! That adds 3 Anglo-Saxon points to your score before we even start.
(writes, taps calculator, writes some more)
Good news! You are almost there. All I need is for you to get one of these three questions right. And you can try them all. Ready?
A. Complete this ABBA song: "See that girl, check that scene, dig it, the Dancing ________."
B. When at Taco Bell you choose the _______ sauce because you may be wild, but you're not crazy!
C. Conjugate the verb "to be." You can skip the "thou" form because we aren't living in the ancient Bible days.
(reads cheap paperback, hums.)
Oh, you're done? Looks like you passed! Welcome to Anglo-Saxonia. Check the answers? Oh that's not really necessary. I can tell just by looking at a person if they passed or not.