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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/24/21 in all areas

  1. 2017 he’s diagnosed with lung cancer. Has part of his lung removed and gets through chemo. Is feeling better and 2 years later he goes in for double bypass heart surgery and they end up doing 5 of them. So he has that and gets through it and is feeling better finally and then they find another spot has come back on his lung. so at the beginning of the year he started chemo again and then that started giving him side affects. Especially in his gut. Couldn’t keep anything down and they thought it was colitis. A month or two goes by and he’s still having issues eating. At this point he’s lost a shit ton of weight and is laying down so much he’s losing use of his legs. anyway, they end up removing 2 liters of fluid off his stomach and of course that came back cancerous. He didn’t even make it a week after that diagnoses. Came home for home hospice and was only home a day and a half. We all thought we had longer with him but I’m glad he didn’t suffer long. That was 2 weeks ago. Just wanted to get that out there and in writing. Still doesn’t feel real and I still haven’t really broke down about it yet. He was only 65. Nobody ever had anything bad to say about him. love you, dad nobody has to say anything on here. I’ve only met a handful of y’all.
  2. Sorry brother. I feel your hurt, I lost my mom yesterday unexpectedly from an abdominal aortic aneurysm...numb, sick, mad, heartbroken. She was out families rock and I can't believe she's gone. I tried so hard to get back home to East Texas before she went but couldn't and it kills me I couldn't be there with my dad and sister when she passed away. That was the longest 4 hour drive of my life. Thank you for sharing...I'm sorry for your loss but reading that someone is going through something similar as me helps a little. Fuck this sucks.
  3. As usual, the AAS guys are slapdicks.
  4. Since Paul Bearer is no longer with us, Mike Lindell can serve as MTG's manager:
  5. 10 points
    Venison meatloaf with garlic, onion and tomato sauce. Two fried eggs, queso fresco and habenero tobacco with black pepper
  6. Door slammed. Horns win [emoji869]
  7. The one guy in the last 20 years Texas didn't offer as a safety.
  8. Mrs. CHIEF had this 24x20x2 Black Walnut brisket board made for my birthday. Her hair dresser's husband custom builds them. Absolute stunning work. CHIEF
  9. Word is the Quinn Ewers back and forth has heated up substantially. The staff is talking about the need to get a lot bigger and stronger in the trenches as quickly as they can. Seems kind of Bama-spoiled, but I get it. The dude out of Bremond is going to qualify. He's got a year and a half and being able to take standardized tests orally is actually an advantage and one that worked out well for the like of Casey Hampton and Leonard Davis. Lots of aggies around him, but he's not a redass thus far. Saban wants nothing more than to fuck up every high value target he can for Texas in Texas, starting with Denver Harris. Saban doesn't like getting beat by his ex-employees. I hope this motherfucker's head explodes on the sidelines on live tv. The ground shifted on the Matthews front at some point, no clue why. Anywho. Nothing much else happening but it's the calm before the storm in June.
  10. :: contracts smallpox :: ”ha gotya bitch!” and that’s how the native Americans settled the score
  11. 7 points
    A few years ago we went to DC for a family trip and stayed in a airbnb near that wendy's. That traffic circle is indeed a shit show. anyway, I came here to post this:
  12. Gdamn this is effing annoying. It's 20 gd 21 and I can't watch this game. I have ESPN+, Disney+, Hulu, YouTubeTV, Prime, and HBOMax, yet do not have the LHN option. F this. I'd be more than happy to pay ESPN more for this one channel or Discord or whatevs, to watch this game. Rant over. Updates appreciated.
  13. Lulz. Must I teach you everything about technology? It's a special cord. It's not that cord, it's discord.
  14. You could do a free trial for one of the streaming services (I use sling). There are a couple stream links that have worked for me recently. Your mileage may vary, and use an adblocker. http://yrsprts.stream/live?v=lhn https://dubsports.to/?channel=332af13e406740ca80ab3cae3552e787
  15. A Soldier's Story, Glory, Cry Freedom, Mo Better Blues, Mississippi Masala, Malcolm X, Philadelphia, Courage Under Fire, He Got Game, The Hurricane, Antwone Fisher, Man on Fire, Inside Man, American Gangster, Flight, Fences, Roman J Israel, etc. I didn't even mention some of his bigger, more action oriented roles. Imagine someone thinking he can't act or doesn't have range? These people simply have poor opinions about movies.
  16. Fuck that, any system that creates byes that can be persuaded by subjective opinions and pre-season polls shouldn't exist. The answer is and will always be the following: 8 5 p5 conference champions 1 g5 highest ranked 2 at large bids
  17. Let’s sweep these cocksuckers tomorrow
  18. Good juju for the ladies tonight. Let’s go bring home a NC and light the Tower.
  19. I hate to tell you, they're all kind of like that. Especially with a new system on both sides of the ball.
  20. Majors looks really damn good at Center. He picked up some stunts, he’s reaching guys on the second level and he’s holding up in pass pro on the interior. Karic has looked a lot better in the second half. It still looks like he’ll struggle against big, powerful edge rushers. C. Jones looks like his technique is certainly better. He’s playing with balance and his feet are looking much better. At the same time, Thornton, Jones and Dorbah have looked pretty meh. Zero sum and all.
  21. If it makes you feel better, it showed your post before mine for a moment.
  22. No he doesn’t. Id guess he lives a very similar life to B_T, as in works a really good job, and in a zip code with a 7 figure avg home price. B_t is a champion for POC, but live within a zip code of one? No bruh. It’s message board bullshit to get a rise, then back to the villages of Memorial. Does he work with POC? I’ll let you guess how diverse O&G is. We had like 3 aa’s in our publicly traded company. If B_T calls you a racist, is means fuck all. If @Brothahorn thinks you’re a racist, you might want to check yourself.
  23. I'm not going to read all the way through this slaughter. I'll just say that I think people such as the op got pissy as the room cleared of people nodding along with things that became self-evidently untrue. The right doesn't stand for fiscal responsibility. The right doesn't stand for individual liberty (they go after gays, blacks, women, illusory libs as enemies of the state whenever it suits their political ends). The right could give a shit about even the most basic foundations of the republic. Those once on the right believing those things chose to believe their own eyes instead. They took a hard thoughtful look and had the fortitude to abandon something they'd beieved was righteous. They left the room and the building. Now people like the OP, true adherents like face-painting pro sports fans, don't understand why more people don't agree with them. They argue the old dogma without reflection. They've added their former party members to the enemies list. They're all ebil libs if they don't stand with me and the sainted Rush Limbaugh. Abandon the assumption that you are right about everything and that those who disagree with you are, by definition, wrong, and you just might wake up to a more plausible reality. Or you can stay in the room you're accustomed to and just keep weeping and wanking.
  24. Baseball on the laptop, football on the tv, beer in the cooler. Gonna be a good day 🤘🏼
  25. You’re a person I wouldn’t waste two seconds on in my life. I can only imagine what kind of loser you are based on your posts. And I know this isn’t nice. But I have a visceral hatred of progressive white liberals and the damage they do to blacks and our country. Posting stats that establish blacks aren’t being hunted by cops or white people doesn’t mean I’m a racist. It means I’m calling out a bullshit narrative that is very dangerous.
  26. It was Lowell's understanding there would be no math.
  27. FYI....booster kicked my butt, 48 hours later and I still have a headache, the poops, and just general "blah" feeling. Vaccine after affects just last 36 hours
  28. After yesterday, I am now 100% immune (2 weeks past second Moderna). We are taking our son to a zip line park close by. I'm going to feel like I'm in a commercial for the Moderna vaccine while I'm zipping around the park. I need some cheesy theme music blaring in the background as I enjoy life again.
  29. This is the dumbest fucking argument. If you don’t want to play the song, then don’t go to The University of Texas and join the band. If you do join the band, you have to play the song. It’s the school song, it should be played. Also, to the band members that want to be part of the band but don’t want to play the song, leave the band and find another marching band to play in. You’re not owed anything and you’re not special. “Now, Son, how do we get people to do what we want? Tell them, “I’m offended.” That’s right.” - Family Circus
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