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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/01/21 in all areas

  1. 9 points
  2. Out of all the stupid opinions you’ve vomited all over the board for years now, this may be the dumbest. Did you ever play baseball? I’d assume not with such a stupid fucking comment like this.
  3. Chilean wannabe robbers roll up on guy pumping gas into his car. Hilarity ensues.
  4. “Ok, but he won’t be allowed on the furniture.”
  5. When was the last time a SINGLE school took credit for everything their Power 5 conference accomplished? Asking for Billy Liucci.
  6. Kick fucking ass
  7. Damn I cant believe teams passed up on Eagles.
  8. 7 points
    This aged well
  9. edit to add: I canoe and camp along the border on the Rio Grande whenever I can (which is not often enough), and the only Mexican nationals I ever see is the occasional and lone caballero, who always gives a friendly wave and a shout asking about "vacas solitarias".
  10. Don't know if this is a good place to post this... Visiting Salem Oregon today and inadvertently found myself in the midst of a Proud Boys / Second Amendment rally. Open carry rifles, black and yellow gear, face coverings and body armor... The whole costume. As soon as I realized what was going on, my daughters and I left. I could tell that it was a bit unnerving for them. A bit later, we were headed to lunch and my youngest asked me if I thought any of "those guys from the park" would be at the restaurant. My oldest looked to her reassuringly and said. "No, probably not. Most of those guys looked like they should skip lunches for a while". #GravySeals #antiFAT
  11. Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can... HOLD THE PHONE! Why don't they just FEED the tuna fish mayonnaise! Don: Call Starkist!
  12. Listen to the men and watch the women, I mean tight pantsed females and you dirty old men, where’s your ingenuity in all of this?
  13. That latest video reminded of the end of Raging Bull where De Niro's Jake La Motta is working a dive club in NYC and the 3 drunks in the joint are heckling him because his monologue is delaying them from seeing the stripper's routine.
  14. Got Pfizer-BioNTech 1 yesterday, which is a miracle here in Germany given how delinquent the EU has been in securing vaccines. But BioNTech donated doses to my employer, as we are considered "critical infrastructure" by the German government, so I carpe muthafuckin' diemed. I feel fine so far. I am preparing to get buck wild and travel all about this fair land with my laminated card once round 2 is in place, regardless of whether the biergartens are open...because there is always a cold beer and an empty park bench somewhere. Mrs. Shady Ray is roughly same age and her estimated vaccine window is end of summer/early fall. Hope she makes it through OK in the meantime.
  15. My two weeks from the second dose expires on Monday at noon. After that, I'm going to act like Covid is over for me. I'll follow mask rules but I'm not going to worry about anything.
  16. MIKE LEITER: Everyone was calling everyone. I was honored to call one of the family members of the 9/11 victims; I called the House Homeland Security Committee and Janet Napolitano. While I was in the Situation Room, I overheard one of the White House operators, saying, “Oh, I’m so sorry—I didn’t know you didn’t work for President Clinton anymore. Do you know where I can reach him?” President Obama was calling his predecessors, George W. Bush and President Clinton. The operator is trying to find President Clinton. I looked at him and I said, “Hold on one minute.” And I stepped back into the main room, Hillary was there, and I said, “Madam Secretary, I’m really sorry to bother you, but do you have your husband’s phone number?”
  17. Emma. Pushing 17. So old. So sweet. Vet put her on some new glucosamine pill that has one molecule tweaked. She is moving like she's 13 again.
  18. There's a recruit named "Bai Jobe?" Holy cow, that may be the greatest name for a receiver I've ever heard. "Did he catch it?" "Bai Jobe, I think he's got it!"
  19. 5 points
  20. Obviously, you are only pointing that out because you love Hitler.
  21. Different kind of crabs.
  22. 5 points
    Teven Jenkins took a tough loss when his team shit all over themselves and Ossai stuck the last knife in their gut.
  23. 5 points
    The colors mean it’s raining there.
  24. What part of "he's transferring because he wants to play linebacker" is difficult to grasp here?
  25. Thanks to covid fucking everything up, I snapped a few at my kid's first little league game...which should have been last year.
  26. 4 points
  27. 4 points
  28. Had a hankering for an oyster po boy.
  29. 4 points
    COLTS...
  30. 4 points
    He’ll learn a hell of a lot more from Frank Reich than he ever did here. Good luck, Sam.
  31. We take those? Thought they had to have a rap sheet to get drafted this year
  32. 1 of 125. Green dial Royal Oak Chrono. I don’t think I’ve posted a single piece here but this was a huge get. Wife modeling it before I get any dainty wrist comments. Pretty sure this was one of the first delivered. Definitely not in the regular rotation but will pull it out for Vegas etc. Rarely wear all gold and the 5980-1r still will be the go to when I do - have beat the hell out of it and wouldn’t have it any other way.
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