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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/06/21 in Posts

  1. We are going to surprise fuck people up this year.
  2. Johnson Patton Cheeks is a sexual harassment claim in the making
  3. He’s a mongoloid retard who lost more jobs than any President in history while hundreds of thousands of people unnecessarily died bc his government fucked up the pandemic response. It defies all reason that people want this guy as president again. I’ve said this before, but I think his strongest appeal is that he’s an unapologetic prick and people take that as license to also be unapologetic pricks in their personal lives.
  4. Fucking glorious night of Texas Baseball. 🤘🏼
  5. The Texas-Fairfield game will be on Longhorn Network
  6. I'll cut their social media guy a little slack here. Hard to post when you're getting called in to pitch.
  7. I thought Outback Steakhouse had “no rules”?
  8. Jesus Christ can no one just go and enjoy the game unless it’s catered to their wishes?
  9. My Dad (grad '57) who played at Clark Field under Bibb Falk, says Gehrig was the only person to ever hit one straight away center field over billygoat hill and the fence. The cliff varied in height from 12-30' and had a 10' high fence on top of that. Wikipedia has his shot measured at 550'. The last "official" games held at Clark was doubleheader against aggy for the SWC Championship in 74. A&M had won Friday night and Texas needed one win on Saturday to clinch. They won both. Texas had multiple guys retrieve aggy shots onto the cliffs only to be thrown out at home. Those were the first UT baseball games that my Dad took my brother and I to. After the second game, Wally Pryor told fans you could take pieces of the cliff. My dad still has some of the painted (kelly green) limestone on his desk.
  10. Tony Brackens and Winfred Tubbs.
  11. I think it's a sign that they want to win as many games as possible this year, and he's currently one of the best players available on the market
  12. 7:25 AM Sunday morning in Hondo. Perfect.
  13. It's a big website with information but that's not important now.
  14. So, the baserunning tonight was an abomination. Baserunning, to me, is like special teams. Usually it doesn’t matter, but when it does it will bite you in the ass and really ruin your day. I’d like to see it cleaned up as you’d think we need to play airtight in Omaha if we are going to dogpile, but when you have another team overmatched like we do here or like I’d expect to in our super you just kinda cross your fingers and hope it doesn’t get you at an inopportune time. It seems to have been a problem all year so just have to hope it doesn’t get you at the worst possible time. Pitching and defense make up for a lot of sins otherwise. We seem to have all of that we need which is the real hallmark, imo, of Texas baseball. @troph wasn’t wrong when she said that wasn’t playing to our standard in the 4th. It just didn’t ultimately happen to matter today. Not bringing in guys from 3rd with less than 2 outs is irritating, but the other guy is on scholarship too so sometimes you tip your hat. Giving away outs on the base paths and not taking candy like waltzing home when the infielder is on his back, or going 2 seconds too late on a delayed steal is about us, not them. You’d like to think you don’t fuck up what’s totally and completely within your control.
  15. My Dad passed away 2 years ago from Alzheimer’s. He went from 230lbs to 140lbs in last 2 years before he passed. He lost his appetite and eventually stopped eating during last month. This is fairly common in Dementia/Alzheimer’s patients. Most foods don’t taste good anymore, also many only find sweets appealing. Not a Dr. but learned more than I care to know re. Alzheimer’s. Also, My wife and Son, both work in healthcare and deal with Dementia & Alzheimer’s patient’s They were both VERY helpful with my Dad.
  16. This seems relevant:
  17. I guess she showed everyone her bloomin’ onion.
  18. Why can’t wimmenz be ready to exit the vehicle upon arrival at destination and parking? Doesn’t matter where we are going, how long the trip....as soon as the engine shuts off, she starts start looking for shit in the console, digging through her purse, something else....anything but opening the door and get out of the damn car. And if I just get out and start walking...”can you please wait for me?” With tone.
  19. Not that anyone was worried about him
  20. TCU was 34-11 when the infamous double bird shot happened. TCU finished 7-8 after that. Karma, motherfucker.
  21. Time to work up a #6 on ‘em tonight
  22. Can we please not do this again? Can yall either just fuck or get over it?
  23. Maybe the secret service has designated the area a no fly zone?
  24. I was really hoping that the Volleyball team would kick it off with a natty, but I feel like we're re-entering another great period of UT athletics like we saw from 2000-2009. Everything seems to be clicking the right way. You can just feel it.
  25. Great game by Texas. Just got home. Som got Faltine and Silas to sign a ball for him. Crowd was in to it tonight.
  26. 6 points
    Just because we need to see this again
  27. I never had a problem rooting for Neb over OU, so just think of Piggy as dirty Sooners.
  28. Who the fuck knows they’re pregnant two years in adavance?
  29. This is greatness. We're finally getting the pieces together to actually beat TCU and Iowa State. Perfect.
  30. I swear if one more person mentions cams base-running I’ll petition this thread to get moved to the cloakroom
  31. Oh, hey, TCU. Go fuck yourself.
  32. You are so stupid it's actually incredible.
  33. 6 points
    Never build a statue of anyone who believes they deserve one.
  34. 77 years. Thanks to all the D Day vets still out there !
  35. I don't care to try and figure out why he does the things he does anymore. Is he dead yet? That's what is important.
  36. Yeeeaah, you're gonna need him to go ahead and come in on that Saturday. Ok? Greeeaaat.
  37. Sorry for partying.
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