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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/18/21 in all areas

  1. Brenen Thompson appeared for his UOV dressed in Texas gear. His mom is also with him.
  2. 14 points
    Lol, stanning for Kingwood. It's unremarkable and is entirely indistinguishable from every other strip mall suburban vomit as all other areas of Houston more than 10 miles outside the loop. Except Kingwood is older. Strip Malls with a fuck ton of Old Navy/Ulta 3/DSW Shoes and crammed with delightful eateries like Chilis, Texas Roadhouse, Gringos and maybe a Pappadeaux or Pappasitos if you're feeling real bougie. But there's a price to pay for that kind of fine living, so unfortunately that kind of grandiose lifestyle means you might have to commute into Houston for 90 or so minutes of your day for work. But the good news is, you get a school system that ranks decidedly beneath Katy, Tomball, Pearland, Fort Bend, Klein, Magnolia...well shit. And lets not forget that it's completely full of Aggy. Then again, Donkey is Aggy, so of course he's smitten with the area. Sorry macanudo.
  3. Whatever the fuck this is, can we not do it again? Christ.
  4. Who are 3 cunts who would love to own slaves today?
  5. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  6. I’m convinced we have the absolute worst sports writing guys for a FBS team in the country
  7. 10 points
    Katy - Cypress - Spring - Kingwood The Aggy Curtain of Misery
  8. I am elated to say that for the first time since March 2020, our medical ICU has no COVID patients on the unit.
  9. Blue is potentially elite. Let's see what kind of numbers he puts up in his senior season.
  10. 9 points
    Just checked in to the hotel and this is my view
  11. Wake me up on NSD1 when Hudson signs with SMU. If that happens, I pledge to take my shameful feelings out on this board by posting artful photos of my ass pressed firmly up against a mirror in homage to Hudson’s similarly bad decision making.
  12. Maggie and her uncooperative tongue 😄
  13. Some would say Malcolm Epps was on his OV for 3.5 years.
  14. Said it before, but it's worth repeating. A WR decommitting from OU to go to SMU is a complete moron.
  15. Been a while since I’ve popped in. Since last postings I’ve upgraded my intake manifold, put on coil covers and did a rear brake conversion.
  16. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/18/us/targeting-biden-catholic-bishops-advance-controversial-communion-plan.html In other news, religions reaffirm the decisions of tens of millions to leave organized religion in recent years. I applaud this brave move. The faster we relegate religion to the dustbin of history the better.
  17. As soon as the Catholics start taking responsibility for shuffling around pedo priests, then maybe I'll pay attention to what they say. Until then, fuck them.
  18. 7 points
    Woke up at 5am to find out my southwest flight at 11:50am (Austin to Houston to Omaha) originally arriving at 4:50 was moved to depart at 3:15 (Austin to Long. Beach to Vegas to Omaha) arriving at 11:50pm. I’ve been flying all week and the cancellations have been abnormally high…including one I was on Wednesday in Charlotte. Said f this and loaded up the truck. Two hours out from Omaha now. Clear head…smooth drive…nice Texas DPS trooper warning for going a little speedy when he found out we were headed direct to Omaha. Let’s do this boys! \m/
  19. 7 points
    IBRX got ahead of itself and I didn't see it. I also got greedy. It's biotech and huge swings in price happen. Look at a 52 wk chart of MRNA or NVAX. I feel like shit for not telling the board to sell at $40. Also feel like shit for not telling myself to sell at $40. However, my faith in the company to be successful with multiple drugs has not changed and I added 2,800 more shares on the way down at $19.14. The drop in share price has been brutal and makes no sense, but this is the stock market and unexplainable shit happens. Still holding 27,800 shares of IBRX at 9.77, 25,000 shares of UUUU at 5.28, and 150,000 shares of AMYXF at .85. These 3 stocks are my biggest holdings and believe they will all become stonks in time. When that happens, drinks are one me as I'll have enough money to buy a decent watering hole.
  20. Aside from how good he is (he's good), he's also Gerry's pet prospect for the year, which will make IT's coverage of the class 5x more snarky than it would be otherwise.
  21. First, most of the posters on this thread are not in favor of CRT, because what's being complained about is not CRT. What many or most of us are in favor of is an honest and unflinching look at racial history in the US and how that affects things today. The question isn't whether they are objectively or subjectively "good parents." It's whether they're pressing a made-up narrative to create fear and division and drive credulous people into the waiting arms of the party of culture war. This should not be a controversial issue, but because the GQP can't seem to attract votes with actual policy or plans to improve government, they just make up or distort social issues into a wedge to divide people. It's like conservative types used to laugh at the "free shit army." Well, now current GOP "conservatives" are assembling a "dumb shit army." From basically the same people.
  22. the us catholic church can get bent until they out EVERY mother fucking child molesting priest.
  23. Per Gerry, Banks just arrived in Austin to begin his OV.
  24. Beef's opponent is pretty impressive
  25. Derrick Brown will be getting his T Ring by the time Roach realizes he's a part of this class.
  26. No idea who this is but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  27. This. There's real, actual money to be earned by performing the service of being the "see, I'm not racist, a black person is saying exactly what I'm saying!" person. She figured that out, and plays it perfectly. Her statement has no basis in reality, or in any sane belief system -- it's just being a dark-skinned mouth saying the things that white racists want to say, but need cover for. From a perspective of examining the grift and the game, I respect the player.
  28. Fucking Christ we’re going on a year and a half of this shit and assholes like MN still think shit like this is funny. Fuck you and fuck everyone that’s made this so much more difficult than it needed to be(and yeah. It was already gonna be quite the challenge). Keep up the good fight!!!!! Dumbfuck
  29. Tomorrow afternoon is going to fucking suck. 2nd hardest decision I’ve ever had to make in my life. But she’s suffering and I don’t want to see her not enjoying life any longer. For being such a small little girl, she’s been a tremendously large part of our family for going on almost 17 years. My son has not known life without her and my wife hasn’t known our life together without her. Hanna, you’ve been such a good companion and I know you will be in a much better place when you get to be back together with Jenny and y’all can play with each other again! [emoji22][emoji3590][emoji22] We are going to miss you so much!
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