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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/25/21 in all areas

  1. On Ivan’s bomb In the words of my late Memaw: “dat nigga just snatched they soul.”
  2. If you didn't enjoy that game then you should probably just quit
  3. I just got text yelled at for “waking up the whole house.”
  4. This is rich coming from the guy who's own fucking temple lies in ruin.
  5. DGAG92 11:06p AG This game is a shining example of why I hate everything about Texas. They get every bounce, every break, the right guy at the plate, gets the walk, gets the bunt down, blah blah blah blah ****ing blah. 2
  6. That might explain why our bats may seem like they stay on our shoulders at times. Magnets.
  7. I'm pretty sure that you could get some kind of flat rate deal now.
  8. Just want to point out that we've scored 14 runs "away from the Disch" in the last two games and a bunch of them came with two outs. And Zubia and Melendez broke out tonight. Cam, you're up later tonight. Let's fucking go.
  9. My 10-minute effort. Hard to match the lighting on the skin color from three different photos without spending some time on it and it's getting late.
  10. They've show time and time again they'll fuck people (for example) by cutting hours so their workers won't receive benefits like healthcare. All of a sudden they're going to play nice? And this isn't the boomer era anymore. These aren't jobs for college kids who could work one summer & pay off 4 years of tuition. Iirc I read a stat that almost half of full-time workers age 25-65 make about 30k a year or less. Cost of living is at an all-time high yet wages have been stagnant. Worker production is at an all-time high in the wealthiest country to ever exist yet wages have not caught up. You can only fuck people for so long. As we've seen during the pandemic these 'essential worker' jobs make the country run. Paying a wage to where you aren't homeless or get bankrupted & have your credit destroyed for becoming ill doesn't seem like a tall order for the greatest country on Earth. Idk.
  11. State: scores 3 in the bottom of the 8th Texas: "Hold my shoe beer"
  12. Clearly the answer is all of our food service and other entry level workers will move to Waco because that makes total sense driving 1.5 hrs with added transporation/fuel costs for low wage jobs . Either that or as one poster suggested they all board together in high rent apartments with multiple roommates; the American Dream! COL has been outpacing wages for years and now we just had a disruption event that raised housing 20% YOY on average (50% in our area specifically) so now people will be paying even higher rents on the same low pay and have even less disposible income to keep our service-based economy propped up. Oh yeah, these low income workers just need to better themselves by enrolling in college courses which are as expensive as ever and they will definitely be able to afford to reduce their income to part time in order to have time to attend classes.
  13. how am i supposed to be better than people if they don't serve me while making very little money
  14. There is a LOT to love about this team, but I think watching Ardoin do his thing behind the plate might be my favorite. What a night for him.
  15. Can I quote myself? I'm gonna do it anyway.
  16. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
  17. Mother, do you think my career is done? Mother, do you think they counted wrong? Mother, do you think I shoulda had more balls? Mother, should we have built the wall? Mother, should I trust the former President? Mother, should I get out of the government? Mother, will they string me up by a taught line? Ooooooh, has it been just a waste of time?
  18. I believe. I love the legacy of the program and how it just seems to lift the current players. 37 appearances, most wins, deep runs, bounced 0-2 only once (that team overachieved), and doesn’t give up the lead late in Omaha. That mystique matters. These players know the standard and they’ve carried it well. Very proud of them.
  19. Everything was still on the line in the top of the 9th. Did he anti-choke? take that loser shit elsewhere.
  20. Uh, is he planning on telling everyone where the unstable part of the city is?
  21. We live to see another day ***checks notes*** the same day
  22. A whole shit load of you fuckers owe this team an apology
  23. If NC State IS out, putting MSU through and having Texas and Vandy play a one off would make most sense
  24. This is what the pandemic did for so many. When they got away from their jobs, they then realized how toxic it was for them mentally, emotionally and physically. They got a breath of fresh air and did not want to go back. And good for them. Remember the age old saying people would say when these workers spoke out about their pay and job environment? "If you don't like it, find another job". And that is exactly what they are doing. And now those same people are bitching that these people don't want to come back. Sure, they provide a mouth breathing reason that they are lazy and just want to collect govt benefits but it goes much deeper than that. There is a reason why this industry is facing a nationwide shortage and it's pretty easy to comprehend. It is not worth it to them to put up with everything that comes their way on a daily basis.
  25. Seriously. Even for Surly standards, the amount of bitching and pussy wringing in this game thread was quite exceptional. most of the people on here proclaimed the game was over when UVA tied it 2-2. It reminded me of the WVU Big 12 tournament game when a bunch of posters were going full greenspoint and proclaiming this wasn’t a team that could make it to Omaha. Y’all are a bunch of miserable motherfuckers.
  26. Well fuck me. Who the fuck am I? Sorry I forgot to check first with the dudes with a million posts before I got surly on a site called fucking SURLY HORNS. I read your stuff all the time, man. Through at least two websites now. You think you and the other 50 or so people who post nonstop like you don’t have jobs are the only people who read every fucking word on here? Look, I know that when nothing’s happening shit gets all mentally deficient in here. Just the way it goes. But this shit that hedges on political, and in some cases is two feet fully in political, can fuck right off. Sorry for partying.
  27. I hope so. Because honestly (and I do feel a little bad about this) my reaction to “let’s protect the unvaccinated” is “Fuck them.”
  28. Calling out bitchassedness isn't gatekeeping. Quit being bitches. The end.
  29. Mike Pence? Never heard of him - GRHorn.
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