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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/28/21 in Posts

  1. I think you are being a little hard on Nicole.
  2. Yes.. other FCS programs
  3. Come back when you know what is supposed to go on spaghetti.
  4. It means we are going to be real fucking good at RB.
  5. Oh, this is good ... these guys should join the Surl.
  6. They need to use that technique to vaccinate the folks in my neighborhood.
  7. Obviously wasn't a Crystal Methodist.
  8. BTW, if anyone had any doubts about how terrible Perroni is at what he does, here's unassailable proof. He even spoke to the guy and didn't pick up the clues that maybe this wasn't a commitment to a school. He's a hack, a plagiarist, and an incompetent.
  9. 10 points
    Hope this helps clarify a bit.
  10. Justin Wells just said he still likes where Texas stands with Anderson and Banks fwiw
  11. This is beautiful. Fuck off MSU. Stick your Horns down up your asses.
  12. I guess he is no longer the most likely RB in Aggy’s class.
  13. We give companies billions in corporate welfare and tax breaks. Rarely do those monies directly go to hiring more people. But when we give people welfare, it's fucking socialism. I don't get this weird obsession with screwing the Man over but giving a pass to insure C-level salaries and bonuses.
  14. Goddamn, whatthebuck is one annoying, thread-derailing, motherfucker with Ohio small pecker syndrome. If we actually wanted critiques of texas with an Ohio slant, we'd be on shitthole boards devoted to your shithole state. But we're not, so STFU.
  15. OU mod Brandon Drumm just CB'd Derrick Brown to Texas. Confidence level 6.
  16. What good running back has ever come out of Tyler, Texas?
  17. Apparently Jamarion Miller was Dan Mullen's #1 RB on their board. Cue meltdown.
  18. Fuck any team that calls themselves omadogs when they’ve never won jack fucking shit. Miss st is Arkansas is aggy. Fuck them.
  19. Bleh. They're kinda pissed but they're pretty sane so it's not that entertaining. Interestingly enough it sounds like he was Mullen's top target. I didn't come up completely empty though:
  20. Stan Drayton might be the single best recruiter in the country. what a fucking rainmaker.
  21. 7 points
    Fuckin called it.
  22. A few photos. My grandparents at the Straight of Magellan. My grandmother was pregnant with my aunt and had to get of in VIña del Mar to give birth. They were on their way from Brazil to Panama. Grandparents enjoying some beers in Punta Arenas, Costa Rica where my grandfather owned a small hotel for a little while. My grandfather's ranch in Honduras where he died of a heart attack.
  23. I'm trying to figure out how to post everything in rich text from now on.
  24. Ran into an aggy at Wally the other day. Typical baby boomer aggy wearing an ATM shirt. We were checking out next to each other so I gave him a nod and said Hook 'em. He rolled his eyes and began their typical diatribe of tsip insults and asked if I even attended "tu". I told him I went to college in Oklahoma. He said "typical tsips. I've never met a fan of TU that actually went there." I told him that my grades weren't even close to good enough to get accepted into UT but that I did get accepted into aggy and he about had a stroke right there in the self checkout lane at Walmart. He was still blubbering on with a red face as I walked away humming the EOT and chuckling to myself. Good times. Fuck aggy.
  25. You could warn them, if only you spoke Hovitos.
  26. Translation: "I'm a pedophile."
  27. See Gaetz thread bumped. Think it's finally happening.
  28. 7 points
    LOL, when they leave they were a "wasted scholarship dude who would never amount to anything." But when we get one, he's a "sleeper all-American type, who's a highly underutilized superstar in the making."
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