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  1. Vic Mackey

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  2. atomheartbevo

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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/03/21 in all areas

  1. Cool, so they don’t recognize the US and it’s laws. Let’s treat them as hostile invaders then.
  2. It’s not Moors. It’s Moops.
  3. My god y’all are gigantic fucking pussies, take a fucking breath, it’s July
  4. Because seeking causation without even vague correlation is what we fucking do here. It’s probably our greatest collective skill on this board.
  5. Didn’t you fight with them during The Crusades?
  6. Hutson and Robertson announced their commitment dates before Banks moved his date up.
  7. Had to say bye to my boy Tank who was almost 13 a couple weeks ago. Brutal. Squeeze your furry friends this weekend and have a great 4th with them!
  8. It’s long past time to use the full power and force this country can muster to deal with these fucksticks
  9. Off the top of my head, I count ugly uniforms and a lack of national championships for 80+ years.
  10. [Sighing with relief & wiping sweat off brow that these nuts aren’t Texas rednecks] 😄
  11. 6 points
    At the recommendation from the fine folks on this site, I had my first Turbo T-man from Bert's today. Ohhhhh baby!
  12. Well, Maine just missed out on a revival or art, science, literature and medicine.
  13. 6 points
    You see, Democrats are wasting their time on insignificant, inconsequential things like voting rights and free and fair elections rather than focusing on the important issues. Like Dr. Seuss or pretending to know what critical race theory is. It's so clever!
  14. 6 points
    Congrats to Joe Biden on building the greatest economy the world has ever seen!
  15. Imagine moving your decision date up without knowing where you’re going…
  16. Because they were told to stand down in regards to Russia for the last 4 years.
  17. It amazes me how many times we point out the distance until signing day, only to be left complaining that we didn’t make a greater effort to load up offensive linemen earlier in the process.
  18. I don't understand how this shit works, but somebody needs to cut the internet cable leading to Russia and NK.
  19. 5 points
    I started early.
  20. I-35 constant construction says hi
  21. 5 points
    I love this guy so much:
  22. Those idiots are everywhere, don't kid yourself.
  23. They're all fucking stupid.
  24. Heading into the holiday weekend like...
  25. Only team that will bring me back to the NFL
  26. While we are slightly backing from the ledge, pretty exciting to see Maalik impressing with his accuracy at elite 11. Everyone knows he has a cannon but it sure seems like he has the potential to be an elite passer all around. Fake football and all, won’t mean shit unless he can keep his mechanics in a real game and make good decisions but good to see he’s more than a big kid who throws hard.
  27. Bud Adams bought the Oilers for $25,000, attempted to extort the county, before shipping the team to Tennessee. A few years later, the County happily funded a new stadium for a different team. He died in 2013 and is buried in Forest Park Westheimer Cemetery. Caretakers there complain that so many people have pissed on his grave that they’re having a tough time keeping it dry enough for people to dance on it.
  28. 5 points
    How long until Republicans blame windmills?
  29. Edited to note this may just be SI’s interpretation, and they are apparently the new Bleacher Report: I keep seeing different ways to evaluate the Elite 11, but according to this article, it just wrapped and regarding ONLY camp performance, Cade KlubKid was #1, and Maalik Murphy was #2. Of course, once you add in the other 50% bullshit, the mullet will skyrocket to #1. https://www.si.com/college/recruiting/football/elite-11-2021-final-composite-rankings-cade-klubnik 2. Maalik Murphy (Texas) Day one ranking: 2 Day two ranking: 11 Day three ranking: 1 The film evaluation for Maalik Murphy as a college prospect may seem shaky, as he lacks production and substantial game experience. But if his performance at the Elite 11 Finals suggested anything, his game is littered with untapped potential. The most impressive physical specimen on site, Murphy displayed one of the strongest arms on the group and surprisingly solid accuracy to pair over the week, also gelling with his receivers and making well-timed tosses. Touch and anticipation for throwing windows should continue to progress as Murphy develops in Steve Sarkisian's offense at Texas, but the Longhorns have everything to work with when it comes to the Gardena (Calif.) Serra product. (Ewers 6, Weigman 7)
  30. I agree. Watching Senator Feinstein fawn over Lindsay Graham while he works to destroy her party made me sick. Some of these old timers are shells of their former selves and are attached to a bygone era that will never return
  31. These recruiting losses hurt but we do all need to collectively take a deep breath and appreciate how funny it is to witness our idiot $9.95ers get publicly depantsed again and again and again. If you know less than Brian Perroni, you are really, really bad at your job.
  32. 4 points
  33. White Austinite problems are the best problems.
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