So apropos of nothing, but reminded me of a funny story.
Had one of my crew get pissed off and quit, went to a competitor. He was a long term guy that many were still friend with outside the office. Anyhow, when he turned his phone in, he hadn’t deleted shit, and had some dick pics on there. We asked the cool chick in HR to call and tell him he had to come back in to explain some things, etc. Told him that the authorities had been called etc. He was adamant, “I didn’t steal anything, etc”. “Sir, this isn’t about theft. You’ve very clearly taken pictures of a small child’s penis, and this is out of our hands and with the authorities now. This isn’t something we could legally overlook. Please come in and let’s try to figure this all out”. He was a field guy and didn’t know the HR chick was in on it. Him having to explain that was his dick (which was normalish) was the funniest shit I’ve probably ever seen at work. He actually thought it was funny later on.