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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/22/21 in Posts

  1. Nice parroting of GQP talking points. Get that shit out of here. Also, what the fuck does Biden’s son have anything to do with it. He isn’t in government. No that was Dotard that gave his ENTIRE unqualified family positions of power so they could grift.
  2. She deserves it because she’s an ill-informed attention whore. She’s just as bad a “OMG NO POLITICS IN THE DT but let me tell MY political opinion!”. And because the desperate horny losers cream over her posting hella filtered pictures on the Football board, 95% of this board let’s her slide.
  3. Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness. And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol. And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there. One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land. She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car. All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc. There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
  4. Can we talk about the nice blocking by Denzel Okafor and Christian Jones in that Casey Thompson video? Okafor hands off the initial rusher to Jones and picks up the guy stunting inside. Casey stays clean and a TD is the end result. https://www.instagram.com/p/CS4Zu-9s3AT/?utm_medium=copy_link
  5. This thread has officially gone full retard.
  6. I enjoyed reading this guy’s response. The tweet explains the context.
  7. Also, quite the random drop in super early on a Sunday morning from someone who rarely visits the CR. Oh noes! He says a couple of wrong words sometimes and his son, who is nowhere near government, has a substance abuse problem! If she were acting in good faith (I know), then it’s basically like watching a building burn down for four years and then bitching about the color of the fire truck that shows up.
  8. Jesus. I’m completely melted flying out of vegas and I think I’m actually in better shape than Nicole. Yikes
  9. Can you point to some specific examples that show Biden has exhibited evidence of dementia Examples could be things like stream of consciousness speech and repeating words and phrases several times. Also unprompted denials of having dementia and paranoid behavior and speech. I seem to recall behavior such as this in the White House recently, but not since January 20
  10. I wish others sharing his views would do the same.
  11. Some jokes are so easy they aren't worth making.
  12. Man took a cheap bitchslap and held his composure on the dumb bitch. After she goes at him a second time, with her dude now in the picture throwing hands, he had every right to defend himself. This is not some “domestic violence/pussy hitting a women” situation at all. Those two fucks got what was coming.
  13. Maybe not LULZ, but the best Venn Diagram I've ever seen.
  14. Guys guys guys. Why are we just sitting around talking about hunter’s drug problem in the dotard thread. The man obviously needs help and now that Nicole has kindly brought it to our attention, I think we need to do a fundraiser to get the man the help he so desperately needs. Kinda like brisket did recently with the pizza. I mean what if he ODs and we did nothing? Also, many people are saying our current president may have dementia. If true this warrants an immediate investigation. We can’t have the leader of the free world waking around with that problem. So instead of just sitting around talking about how Biden has dementia in the dotard thread, somebody needs to get off their butts and give Biden that test that Trump (who by the way I didn’t vote for) so easily passed.
  15. Bullshit. You came into the Dotard thread and specifically brought out the tired GQP talking points.
  16. Few pics, nothing you guys haven’t seen. The inside pics I can’t share but I can say it’s not even close to being ready for move-in on Monday. Pretty nice overall.
  17. The majority of us who post here are former Republicans who were alienated by the Trump administration, you stupid twat.
  18. Y’all are the kindest bunch of assholes on the internet. I’m not much for bars or happy hours - I’m a total introvert on my personal time. But I do have a Harry Styles concert coming up in October - if it doesn’t get rescheduled AGAIN! I would love to be able to book a nice hotel near Bridgestone Arena in Nashville and go up a day early to treat myself to a fancy spa day as a recharge. But, seriously, y’all don’t have to do anything. Plus, I don’t even know how all that works? Venmo? I’m going with two of my coworkers and my daughter. It would be nice to be able to afford getting my team a decent gift card to use for themselves. We’ve had enough close fellowship for going on two years and I don’t think we’d be all that enthusiastic to spend MORE time together during what little free time we have together. Y’all focus on our real hero trauma babe. They do the real heroic, stressful work. I just run around and organize all the logistics and details so they can do the real work. Seriously, y’all are the best.
  19. Negged for being a Snowflake and making shit up about this board. Treated as "less than human." C'mon. We know you can read, so you got that going for you. You said this incident proves Biden incompetent. Did you post the same about Trump? Did you wander in here to post multiple times on this Auschwitz of a board to do so? One cannot discuss incompetence without starting with the person whose competence is part of this stream of actions. You're dishonest and intellectually cowardly. You toss a barb. You repeat dogma. You exit in a huff deeply insulted that your remarks are so easily turned back and your motives so painfully obvious. Come back when you learn debate. I salute you as a fellow human. Yuuuuge accomplishment!
  20. Take your low IQ, lame Karen insults and fuck off back to the DT where you can get your sad pathetic ego stroked. Seek help, you nasty dumb twat. PS - none of the men on this board have any interest in fucking you. You’re desperate and it bleeds through every attention seeking post you submit. You’re nothing but Fitlump 2.0. Good luck on your future City Council race!
  21. This is the Trump thread, not the Nicole44 thread.
  22. My odd pair of dogs, Po and Indy, wondering why they aren't on a walk
  23. Hey you guys! Just dropping in to the Dotard threat to let y'all know I didn't vote for him for sure, but I do think Biden has dementia and his son needs rehab. What do y'all think about that?
  24. Just wrapped up an epic and exhausting fishing run in POC. Wade fished Weds, Thurs & Friday, flounder gigged Thurs night and then fished with some coworkers from the boat today. Not every day was as fruitful as Thurs was but we had a great time.
  25. My friend from HS passed yesterday. Hadn't seen her in 10years or so. She was vaxxed but apparently had some serious health issues the last couple of years. As kind and gentle soul as I have ever known. I would've traded her for 100,000 of these anti-vax fucks and not have wasted 1 second in deliberation or regret. She deserved to live to 100.
  26. Thanks again to @InkaUtexas and @MillerEP for the insight on all this
  27. I’m pretty sure most people understand there are many people like yourself for whom the vax is not an option. You should not feel stigmatized for that and I doubt it’s the intention of any of us here to make you feel that way. It is essential for your safety and those like you that everyone who can be vaccinated safely choose to do so.
  28. cycles have synced !!!!!!! Only god can save us now
  29. “So we can get this country back - the constitutional republic of 1776.” That lady votes. Think about that. A complete imbecile who doesn’t even know basic facts about US history has strong opinions based on a complete misunderstanding of reality and gets to express those opinions at the voting booth, the same as educated, level-headed Americans. We’d be better off letting chimps vote. That’s not a joke. At least their choices would be random. People like that woman systematically vote for terrible assholes based on lies. History books will observe that the United States of America was impregnable to any outside threat, and was only defeated by the dumbest and worst of its own people.
  30. "Yeah I just got my wet food an hour ago but if I look at him like this he might forget." Or maybe he did something terrible outside I've yet to find out about.
  31. We have a Biden thread for you to express your dislike.
  32. Also you don’t have to “like” someone to carry their water. You just have to be useful/ignorant enough to propagate their message. It’s not a difficult concept.
  33. Don’t get old and gray, sweet thing.
  34. And as he mentioned, that’s all you and your feeble little cult care about. Republicans do not care about actually governing. They care about 3 things: 1. Cut rich people’s taxes. 2. Piss off “liberals” or “leftists” or whatever label they fancy using for anyone that can only be described as “to the political left of Attila the Hun.” 3. Looking at any problem, real or imagined, and asking “what would a dick do?” Norman Ornstein and Thomas Mann had it straight. That chickenshit organization is not a traditional parliamentary political party anymore. They are “an insurgent outlier in American politics. It is ideologically extreme; scornful of compromise; unmoved by conventional understanding of facts, evidence and science; and dismissive of the legitimacy of its political opposition.” It was worth as much as a band aid on a broken arm.
  35. I condemn Nina Turner’s remarks, made after losing her primary. As per your posted NR article, Pelosi was spot on in predicting/describing Trump’s behavior, Abrams loss to Kemp WAS suspect, if only for the conflict of interest in Kemp’s role in overseeing the election, and, the NR does a shitty job putting Clinton’s comment in any context. Trump was calling the 2020 election rigged months before the vote, and afterwards, told the Big Lie at every opportunity. I stand by my post.
  36. If it makes you feel any better about your wife's response to buying a bunch of nurses a bunch of food, @Brisketexan, I spent a lot of time last night dodging questions about who my "rich lawyer friend" is and if there is anything going on between us. Posting on Surly is a shame I keep hidden inside of me. But really, every single person working in the SICU last night said to thank you profusely. "Clutch" was the word a couple of the dudebro nurses used.
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