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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/11/21 in all areas

  1. So much win in this thread!! Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
  2. Should’ve played Casey in the second fucking quarter.
  3. Not the full extent of the damage, but just an initial first tab.
  4. And we are all up! time to buttfuck this day and get ‘Er done. when I say we are up, I mean that in the sense of everyone’s eyes are open and they are all alive, except maybe @RGBIII haven’t heard from him yet. also- I’m a man and 43. These other 3 are 33 years old. 10 years makes a difference with this kind of shit. Son of a bitch these fellas can drink.
  5. @immamac is 33? God damn, those were a hard 33 years I guess.
  6. Don’t forget to brush your tooth before you go to bed!
  7. 21 points
    I have no idea how this will be received, but I’m personally ready to forever forget. I understand the magnitude of the event. That nearly 3,000 Americans died. The tragedy, sacrifice and heroism on that day. I watched it live and remember the visceral impact that I and every American felt when watching the towers fall. But hanging on to 9/11 is not good for us. We’ve let Osama Bin Laden and 19 other terrorists control our psyche and cloud our judgment for 20 years now. Decisions made in the aftermath set off a chain of events that have led us to being in a much worse position in the world, and incredibly unstable internally. So much so that we can muster absolutely none of the unity and resolve seen after 9/11 in the face of a pandemic that has killed 658,000+ Americans! So as I see everyone posting their 9/11 memes, tributes and remembrances, all in some way imploring me to never forget, I’ll mostly be thinking this: America will be better off when the last person to have seen the towers fall has died.
  8. I don’t give a shit if someone gives or doesn’t. Until this moment, Duck. But your repeated comments about “shitty” SEZ seats and wasting money on the program because it’s not spent in a way YOU think is good, is beyond stupid and deserves to be roundly mocked. And when you add in you don’t spend shit yourself, well, yeah it should be met with disdain and contempt. As for the seats, you don’t have any concept of my motivations or return on investment are with those seats. My preferred method of watching college ball is a sports bar with my buddies with some talent to eyeball, or at a house with booze and food, and specifically in a climate controlled setting. But you know what, I had an opportunity to invest in UT, and take my son and my wife to games so we can have that experience as a family and make memories for years to come. So I did it. And I’ve been real happy with the experience so far. As for the NIL, a couple things. 1) The capital donation contract I had to sign to commit to the SEZ was literally 3 years ago, before the NIL was even a thing. So your entire logic about where my money should have gone is fucking retarded and impossible, dumbass. 2) I’ve also given a lot of my time the last 3 months trying to get Texas turned in the right direction on the NIL, which I’m guessing is a lot more than almost anyone here has done. But there are others who have too, some on threads around here who have also been getting mocked. So yeah, I’m not really going to entertain second guessing about my time and money when you don’t know jack fucking shit about it, so fuck right off. But I’m glad you’ve put it on the record that you don’t think the SEZ and upgraded facilities are important for the program and recruiting. That’s a real great take, I’m sure it will be well received. now, please back to portal talk.
  9. I remember picking my daughter up for the weekend in my early twenties and having literally less than a $20 to stretch over 2 days, so no judgment from me on people who can’t or won’t participate on NIL stuff. That considered, the SEZ experience is the balls. Also proud to see what’s being done with Burnt Ends here. I’ll take the wins where I can find them, personally.
  10. Fuck the haters part2fayetnam.mp3
  11. Please clean up the RV before you leave for the day. Trash in the trash, clothes OFF the floor and wipe down the countertops. And make your beds. Love you have a good time and BE CAREFUL.
  12. They’re literally sleeping in the pegging site.
  13. Yeah, I'm eating some fresh fruit and drinking a tall glass of pure filtered water each time I open this thread just so that I can make it to kickoff. On the wrong side of 50. I used to be able to read RV threads all night and then get up early and start over. No more.
  14. When I said "Show me a loss", I didn't intend for Sark to literally show me a loss.
  15. Guys with the flow and...RGBIII
  16. It’s officially game day. See you folks on the other side, thanks for the entertaining thread 😆
  17. Brian Davis thinks it makes sense, which means that it’s a terrible fucking idea.
  18. he fell out of the rollercoaster and fucked up his ankle
  19. Rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated. Margarita time BIIIIIIIITCH
  20. Why am I hung over and all I did was read this?
  21. Today is a wonderful day all across the great state of Texas and the horrific shithole (with some nice scenery) of Arkansas. The weather is damn near perfect, and we have ourselves some hogs that need hunting. We have ourselves a full day of gorgeous weather and a slate of appetizing games to hold us over as we anxiously await watching the Texas Longhorns absolutely gorilla boof the razorbacks. Arkansas is coming off of a hard fought game against the world beaters that are Rice. Struggling to pull away until well into the 4th quarter, they were led by their huge quarterback who's name is largely irrelevant, because it doesn't seem like he's able to throw a forward pass. The defense will be looking to stop Bijan Robinson with all of their effort, and they will be super confused when "Bijan" takes the field as #5 on the defense. This week we can expect a lot more of what we got a taste of last week, a high octane all gas no brakes team that is on the attack. Hudson Card will be leading the Longhorns today at QB1, where he is expected to throw for "a fuckton" of yards. We have all of our offensive weapons healthy and ready to go. Bijan Robinson will be looking to make this a statement game for the season, because he is in fact SEC ready. On Defense we will see a relentless harassment of the piggies in the backfield, and I'm not even sure they will complete a pass. The Burnt Ends will play a critical role in this game, and it's safe to assume that there will be at least 1TD on the "Touchdown Play" to Cade Brewer. We are fully funded and IN THE BONUS MONEY, so show the Tight Ends some love as they go hog hunting. Horns up, it's gameday baby! Fire up your smokers, crack a can of your favorite beverage and get ready to watch the Longhorns. Hook 'Em P.S. For $10/mo you can be a part of the Burnt Ends and support our Tight End room. Sign up here! https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/burnt-ends-nil-program/
  22. 12 points
    I’ll say it again, players that want to transfer or have checked out on the team or don’t give a shit don’t run over two defenders on 4th down in a blowout to get in the end zone. All this “Casey is a locker room cancer/doesn’t go to meetings” thing sounds like bullshit.
  23. This is in the retirement plan for the wife and I. She loves football and tailgating, so plan to buy an RV and road trip all the away games and sprinkle in bucket list games as well. As for today’s game, if Sark is who I think he is and we win this game, my dick is going to break free from my body like a bottle rocket and slam into my wife’s ass in the next room and nail her to the wall! But I won’t notice because I’ll be too high in the clouds from the euphoria of being 2-0 and pissing on the shoes of CFB! Let fucking do this, gentlemen. 🤘🏼
  24. However drunk you think @RGBIII right now you have underestimated it by at least a factor of 3
  25. I don't understand why aggy doesn't just get the ball to all the guys who are better than Bijan??
  26. Fuck ewers fuck all the Texas kids leaving the state for this shit
  27. Here's a tip, if you're walking from Dickson to the stadium. When you get to the edge of campus, at Arkansas Avenue, walk up the steps at the corner of the quad and walk acoss Old Main Lawn. It is a slope, but gradual. And that will take you directly towards the NE corner of the stadium, which is where visitors sit. If you miss this turn and walk straight up Dickson Street all the way, you will walk down another steep hill, and back up another even steeper hill past the Greek Theater, and it's a bitch. This pic is the up and down section I am trying to spare you from walking. Steeper than it looks. Plus, the route across Old Main lawn is shadier, shorter, and prettier.
  28. Out of reputation for the day. Love the captioning. I’m doing better than I look in that picture. I don’t think anyone could be doing worse than I look in that picture to be fair.
  29. The original coach on the field is now literally a coach on the field.
  30. How many cholas are in the area? Any?
  31. Locking in Tech means locking out TCU and Baylor So you're telling me we get to go to the SEC, get all the benefits the perception and reality of that move will grant us, while also continuing and or rekindling yearly games with OU, Arkansas, Aggy and Tech (in that fucking order) Bringing back a significant chunk of what many consider the SWC glory days and all the while we gotta play Tech yearly...who we fucking own and sure as shit won't be looking to improve in their new training wheels conference. What's the fuss? I'd rather get that win than Mercer or whatever bullshit a lot of the SEC plays.
  32. We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.
  33. Making my decision to stay at the Fairfield Inn seem much more sound.
  34. 10 points
    I concur that we should never forget the victims of 9/11, but we should also never forget the way their deaths were cynically exploited as a pretext for disastrous invasions that were built on lies, nor should we ever forget the liars or how they were permitted to get away with it.
  35. Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look
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