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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/05/21 in all areas

  1. "Meyer's move to the NFL was particularly surprising given he was previously expected to accept the head coaching role at The University of Texas. For weeks, fans on a Texas site tracked planes, analyzed hotel room curtains, interpreted squid emojis, and brought 'big dick energy' to believing Meyer would accept their job, but for all their efforts were only rewarded with a picture of Jesus caveman eating a McRib. Texas, meanwhile is 4-1 and trending up under new coach Steve Sarkisian, who as of the time at this reporting is not known to have engaged in any 'hands outside pants butt play' or other embarrassing behavior since taking the job."
  2. Honestly, at this point they should just shut down the football program and close the university.
  3. This whole situation just reminds me why I didn't become a multi-millionaire. I'm not sure my moral fortress would be strong enough to deal with all these sugar baby wannabees throwing themselves at me either. I chose to become a 50yr old, mildly obese, lower middle class nobody to protect my morals.
  4. Lolz. I remember this as I believe he was talking about either Nebraska or Michigan.
  5. I'm sure it is difficult to try to keep that level of sexual assault under wraps.
  6. Time to revisit this one?
  7. Bailing on the team flight to meet up with his side piece in his self-named restaurant wearing Ohio State gear. Not sure if I'm more impressed with the sheer stupidity or his DGAF, had sex mentality.
  8. Probably mentioned earlier in this thread, but:
  9. 12 points
    Just imagine if he was a tight end. Be taking fools to French Laundry.
  10. Instead of arguing about the size of our nickel, maybe y’all can fucking shoot each other in the face instead.
  11. Saw this on the Rant.
  12. Everytime Acho says something
  13. I think the days of the SEC coddling to every aggie wish at bowl season went away in the shitshow they created when the Texas/ou news broke.
  14. Urban is tainted now.
  15. Gosh, it's just been so darn hard for Briles to deal with all the difficulties in his life the past few years that were all caused by him being a gigantic piece of shit.
  16. I want to see Rattler so rattled that he's reduced to a pouty little bitch Everytime the camera pans to him on the sidelines. I want an OU defensive player so butt hurt that he quits the team at halftime. I want an OU assistant coach fired on their miserable Ride home. I want our foot to stay on their throat early, and to stay on their throat until the refs have to physically drag us off after the final whistle. I want them to still be burping up the taste of Bevo dick when we see them again for the conference title that they are scared to come out of the locker for kickoff. And I want Casey to get his wish of 80 points in a game... That is all, Amen
  17. y’all wanting roof open in a playoff series against the White Sox. You know how I know you became an Astros fan post-2005?
  18. https://www.theonion.com/urban-meyer-still-adjusting-to-speed-of-nfl-cover-ups-1847802700 Apologizing to Jaguars fans for his early failures in leading the team, Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer admitted to reporters Tuesday that he is still adjusting to the speed of NFL cover-ups. “At the college level, these scandals take a lot longer to develop, and I’ll admit I just haven’t done the work to adjust my press strategy from Ohio State,” said Meyer, who explained that he was often able to shut down a damaging story or sweep a player’s transgressions under the rug with a single phone call while running a college program. “The NFL media ecosystem is just more complex than college, so I can’t run with the same simple denials I used in the past. I’m dealing with grown adults now, and lots of people have their own ideas that I can’t just override by throwing them off the team or threatening to take away a scholarship. Jaguars fans deserve a better level of cover-up than I’ve been providing, and I’m committed to learning and getting better.” At press time, Meyer had hired a former assistant from the Steelers so he could learn how they managed to sweep everything Ben Roethlisberger has done under the rug.
  19. I found this in a box of stuff my mom saved for me from many, many years ago.
  20. Eat a bag fuckstick
  21. 10 points
    French bread pizza snack
  22. Would not have needed to go to the replay official I don’t think any less of urban for this. Of course I’m not sure I could think any less of him
  23. Of course I would…I’m judgmental, not gay.
  24. Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl, cast the first stone.
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