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  1. Hook em! https://247sports.com/player/dillon-mitchell-46097730/
  2. You guys can get quite ridiculous at times. Change schemes? What OC or DC you know changes schemes? Coaches spend years, sometimes decades learning what they run. They go to conferences for it. They drill it and drill it until it is who they are. Think about it. A coach has to be able to pull a play for a particular situation in 10-15 seconds that will work against the defense/offense he is seeing. That requires whatever you are running to be ingrained in you, so coaches run what they know until the game passes it by. Buddy Ryan didn't evolve the game passed by his 46 defense. Monte Kiffin didn't evolve people figured out the Tampa2. They don't change schemes they change coaches. Secondly, we are 7 games into the season and you guys are already calling for the coach's head. Its like you haven't learned. You will be calling for the next coach and the coach after that too until you finally realize that what makes coaches successful at this level is recruiting, not what plays they are calling. Nick Saban ran a shitty, predictable offense for years. Didn't matter. Urban Meyer's offense is shit too. Didn't matter either. Meanwhile, Lincoln Riley and Kingsbury's offenses were amazing and they haven't won shit. Dabo has the same coaches he won titles with, but he's losing this year. That's because players make plays not coaches, and when Texas had better players Texas was better. Recruits aren't going to come here if the constant feel around the 40 is the coach is on his way out. We all laughed at Aggy for giving Jimbo an extension but that was a power move to solidify their recruiting. Go look at the Aggy D-line. 6'4, 6'4, 6'6, and 6'5. They all look like basketball players. Linebackers are both 6'3, and all their starting secondary is over 6'. Look at their line. No one under 6'4 and no one under 300lbs. Now go look at OUR defense. Shorter. Fatter. Less athletic. 3 walk-ons. Coburn is 6'1 346. One end of the D-line is two guys who couldn't cut it at their prior schools, the other is a guy by size who should be playing inside and a walk-on. Two of our receivers weigh less than 170lbs, with one of those being a true freshman who has no idea how to run routes. You see the O-line. Our high recruiting classes weren't in the trenches where it matters and most of the big recruits from those either left early, transferred, or are hurt. We just are not good. Now since you guys forgot, go look at the 09 defense. Kindle, Randall, Okafor, both Achos, Robinson, Muck, the Browns, A-Will, Houston, and ET all NFL level players. That's every starter but one. Go look at the 05 defense. Same thing. We are never going to be BACK until we get BACK on the recruiting trail, and that won't happen while you guys are steadily firing coaches.
  3. Don't fucking take Traylor you syphilized rednecks.
  4. 11 points
    UUUU +.57 to $9.07. Once again, the stock reaches a 6 year high. When UUUU reaches $50, we'll either shut down a bar in Austin or reserve a party room and drinks are on me. Holding 25,000 shares @ $5.28.
  5. He's wrong because he's framing it as a "tragedy" when the Astros mowed down the Red Sox, Yankees, and Dodgers (all teams who were also cheating) on their way to the World Series. The only reason it was ever the big story it became was not because of what the Astros did but because of who they beat along the way. It's just more sanctimonious bullshit that plays into the wheelhouse of weak fans like SBBruin, Helo, and MCBreath.
  6. I’m a bit surprised that the likes of gosar, cawthorn and mtg were promising trump pardons for rally organizers. If the rally was only going to be confined to the speech area, where trump spoke, why would pardons be necessary? This breaks the argument that the riot and attack was a spontaneous event. encouragement and planning of a treasonous event by members of Congress?
  7. Fee free to point to the stacks of posts admiring AB personally. He’s a fucking actor. He’s done some seriously funny shit, acted in some great roles, etc…and is also a raging asshole. As opposed to the literally millions of people who literally worship and voted for a man who….attacks everyone, fat shames, and worse, and is a POS….who you worship as a god. Jesus, the projection is fucking amazing to watch.
  8. 9 points
    The B12 ref crew that called back the Iowa St touchdown for taunting should all be fired.
  9. There needs to be a serious conversation about people that have kids in this country. There are a LOT of people who have no business having kids. This is what fucking happens. And yet, we make it almost impossible for those kids to go to a family that could love them. It is a fucking travesty.
  10. I’ve been meaning to start this for over a year now, and I’ve never done it. So why not start today:
  11. How dare we veer so far off topic.
  12. If Traylor is smart, he goes to a bigger school asap, starts winning there, and then Texas can feel comfortable offering him the reins after the 2024 season and its fourth straight 7-6 season.
  13. TexAgs isn’t just some “obscure” site.
  14. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  15. My now ex and I used to live in a neighborhood that was very popular with trick-or-treaters. People from around the community would come in droves to have their kids, all dressed up in costumes, come for the treats. My ex tells me to hand out extra candy to the neighborhood kids. Me: What did you just say? ex: give the neighborhood kids more candy. me: And just how am I to know which ones are the neighborhood kids? The have mask and costumes on. ex: no words, just the look and tone.
  16. Traylor must have 100 socks in this site.
  17. Ed O in Lubbock would be amazing. They’d have no idea what he’s saying and he’d have no idea what they’re saying, but they’d laugh a lot.
  18. It's pretty clear to me that Brisket has hacked Macanudo's account and is just talking to himself in this thread.
  19. 4-1 Astros over the Atlanta White Sox
  20. Production companies bring scalable, enterprise-wide thought leadership, logistical expertise navigating the "production ecosystem", and results driven processes maximizing organizational synergies culminating in a best-in-class media solution that meets the demands of a diverse consumer constituency. Production companies don't just produce movies. They produce better people.
  21. Hahahahahaha What the fuck? You are still holding out hope for a 9 win season? I'm crossing my fingers that Texas can get bowl eligible.
  22. There's a Twitter post making the rounds these days (paraphrasing): Our government was under attack by an armed mob and the President of the United States was a mile a away but not evacuated. That tells you who was behind it all.
  23. He quite possibly may not have a choice this next week
  24. GP’s are just the best. Very kind and gentle and loving. Yet when you give them a herd to watch/protect they do not fuck around. We never dealt with any predator kills when we used to have Boer goats, and Scooter would simply do his super deep and intimidating bark if any yotes even got close. Always got a kick out of grooming him too. When he would need his undercoat brushed out it would fill up an entire contractor bag. ❤️miss ya big boy
  25. Username checks out
  26. UTG (Russian Pro, 30ish) opens $20. He took me for $900 earlier in the night when I turned top two which also gave him a straight. I also gifted him $300 last night when I hit a Q high flop w AQ and he flipped a set. He owes me. HJ calls. I call BTN w 8d7c. SB folds. BB raises to $80. UTG calls. HJ folds. I call. $260 pot. 9s6h4s. BB checks. UTG opens $115. I have to call. BB ($1500 behind) raises to $450. UTG ($2200 behind) calls. I have $950 left. I figure if I’m calling here, I’d have to call a bet on the turn, so it’s just a call/fold decision. I jam. BB looks miserable. He tank folds. UTG calls quickly. $2610 pot. 8h. 3c. I begrudgingly show my pair of 8s. UTG shows AsKs. SHIP IT! BB had AA and is livid
  27. Had to visit my buddy Andrew and the rest of the crew at Cattleack to congratulate them on Friday.... (Pastrami brisket, Pork Steak, Spicy Texan, regular brisket along with some mac and cheese and cornbread) Things to do with leftovers....
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