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  1. your older brother is just being a bastard
  2. I’m no Sark apologist, but his scheme and adjustments aren’t the problem. There were receivers running open in every game this year and our QBs either miss the read or make a shit throw. I can think of 10-12 times this year where they have missed wide open guys on deep balls that would have been TDs. Scheme hasn’t been great for us on defense, but that is not the offensive problem on this team
  3. Sometimes yes, especially when your OL and QB are warmed over dogshit. The scheme itself have proven to be pretty good. This offense is lightyears ahead of Tom Herman's in respect to big plays.
  4. Yes, there is a HUGE smile behind that smudge.
  5. Lots of movement this morning. Had my girl on a spike that needs to be taken out when out of the corner of her eye, she sees this guy rolling in. We're on a management buck hunt so we had to evaluate him and get the thumbs up from the landowner via text. He said SHOOT HIM, so she did.
  6. Just in time for vacation I tested positive today. Cold like symptoms started Friday night. Then noticed last night the lack of smell/taste. Thanksgiving now fucked, but in the long run grateful I'm vaxxed.
  7. It’s disheartening that some of our own fans are so convinced of the secret cabal of racists conspiracy, like they are hiding around every corner of Bellmont. It’s almost like they need it to be true for some disturbed reason. No one ever names them outside of the crap about Red McCombs. Ol’ Red was someone who thought he was about to land Saban, and when that blew up and Charlie was hired, he made a comment (correctly, as it turned out) that Chuckles was better as a coordinator. Race, of course, was the only possible explanation in some minds, even though Red had a black head coach of the Vikings when he owned the franchise. Then, people want to pick a handful of white players who were mostly mediocre at best and use that as evidence of the cabal strong-arming coaches. Any one of us could look at the starting lineups over the past 15 years and find scores of unimpressive black players starting in front of mostly black backups. It’s just a lot easier to spot the white ones because they are fewer in number and stand out. But, go ahead and attack out of self hatred. That’s how many empires (lol) crumble. Our enemies will point to our own fans as evidence that this all must be true.
  8. Not gonna watch. Hope he eats a bullet so we don't waste time with an actual trial and the circus that comes with that.
  9. If you'd like to debate racism/EOT go to the CR. This thread is about Brian Jones being a piece of shit.
  10. This team doesn’t have the right players to run either scheme. It’s laughable that some people think these guys forgot how to coach once they stepped foot in the 512. I think we are all guilty of watching the Alamo bowl last year and thinking we were going to be a team competing for the Big 12 and beyond. This year has proven that TH was a terrible recruiter and evaluator of talent. The glaring holes on both lines, the lack of a decent LB and WR’s that can catch is all on him. Imagine you are a long haul truck driver and you take a new job to haul trailers. You show up and see the trailers….they look decent and you know that you have done it in the past so this won’t be an issue. When you dive deep you see that they have given you a lawn mower to haul the loads. Going to be tough to get the job done. Once you get your truck, this will be much easier. It will just take a year to get your rig. We all want to win. 90% of our fan base is completely toxic and thinks we should win just because we are Texas. It’s time to wake up and realize VY ain’t walking through that door tomorrow and neither is Darryl Royal. Give the coach his time to build the roster with players that WANT to be here, WANT to play for Texas and that fit the scheme. All the bitching and whining about “fire this coach” ain’t helping the perception of the fan base and the actual job. If Sark can’t get this rolling by year 3, then I am all for making a change. But goddamn, let the guy get his players in and see what he can do.
  11. I mean, i get that it is what it is and I also understand if you don’t watch the games or anything, but the amount of drops or missed throws on open plays is the most frustrating thing to take away here, IMO. it’s not like he’s running 3 yards and a cloud of dust or something, but you just keep being you.
  12. Yes, no one has opined yet that Kansas beat us with inferior players. You are the first!
  13. I don’t like Christmas parades before Thanksgiving either, but I just bitch about them.
  14. Lame and lazy? If you don’t think all this “let’s fire the coach” talk isn’t lame and lazy then I don’t know what is. 90% of our fans have the expectation that we should be 12-0 every year even when we had crappy QB’s that wouldn’t start at Texas A&M Commerce. 90% of our fans think every single recruit should want to play here just because it’s Texas. 90% of our fans think the second we lose a game that coaches suck and should be fired. Our roster is full of guys that peaked in HS. I can name maybe 5 guys in our starting line ups that could start for Baylor, OU or OSU. That’s a result of the shitty job TH did evaluating talent.
  15. Fuck I didn’t know your wife was going to write the story.
  16. My condolences to the KState program. I didn't realize half of their team died.
  17. What an incredibly lame and lazy take. We are a bonafide blue blood football program that is the in-state flagship university with near limitless resources. There is zero reason for our fanbase to not have lofty expectations every season. Should Bama, OU or Ohio State fans be considered “toxic” if their programs went through a decade of extreme underperformance as we have? Fuck no. If anything is “toxic” at UT it’s the administration. Their inability to identify and hire the right coach for this job now three times in a row is absolutely mind boggling. At the end of the day, if you can’t find a way to beat Kansas at home, even with all of the roster issues we have, you’re proven to not be the right guy. End of story.
  18. This is a little ridiculous. The vast majority of our fans aren’t any more demanding than anyone else’s. After all, we’ve sucked shit through a straw since 2009, and they’re still fans. We also pay big bucks to be fans of this shit. And there is a huge difference between “expecting to win because we’re Texas” and getting our asses kicked at home by Kansas. We don’t need VY or Darrell Royal to not get our asses kicked by Kansas. At least we didn’t used to.
  19. Bald eagle encounter a few days ago just outside of town at one of my frequent bird spots. I used my 500mm with a 1.7x converter to get tight and sorta used my car as a blind.
  20. Ed??? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  21. 7 points
    How UTSA won today to remain unbeaten: Just young men making plays…pretty badass. Just guys making plays…
  22. Made a short rib Ragout and tossed it with some of that good central market branded papardelle pasta.
  23. How it ended. Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk
  24. CHIEF Jr. is texting some chick in Vernon that lives in Seymour. He has about 3-4 lined up out here. I asked him what is the first question you ask them? His answer? “How Much land you got in your family?” I raised him right. A thousand acres raises a girl’s value a full point. A seven with 3000 acres is a ten. The gal from Seymour, he says, is a “butterface” but they have several thousand acres. CHIEF
  25. Here last 2 bucks have been DRT. I guess I can leave my gun back at camp now. She's a pretty good shot now. Being full-time guide ain't too bad, even the gutting and quartering. I made her help and hold legs and stuff. She's quartered put a hog on a TYHP hunt last winter so I know she'll get in there and do it. I'm back in the blind....by myself. She said she wanted me to go have a chance to shoot [emoji2] None of the daughters wanted to go out this afternoon. They have been having lots of fun playing around and are making dinner for us 3 dads. Fried fish and shrimp with surprise sides.
  26. Made about 40lbs of sausage yesterday. i
  27. This is what has to be done, and I think everyone here knows it, even if they don't like it or think it will ultimately be successful. Give the coaches time to get the roster full of "their" players, and then judge them on the results with those players. I don't think I've ever felt less hopeful after a first season than I do right now, but we just have to see this thing through even if we don't expect it to be successful. People can bitch or pump sunshine depending on their preferred method of cope, that's what message boards are for, but it won't change anything.
  28. 6 points
    You can tell the other teams are picking up on the Big 12 refs refusal to makes calls that favor Texas. WVU needled Texas players after the whistle all game yesterday, pushes, cheap hits, jabs from opening kickoff to end of game. Coburn was in the refs ear about it all game too and the refs still didn't do shit. CDC and Sark need to say something and pay the fines. The refs are allowing open season on our QBs and Punter and it is going to get somebody seriously hurt.
  29. IF it’s a true story, it’s a total bitch move by Jones to float the story then refuse to give specifics because he’s doesn’t “want to be a detriment to the program.” Floating the story in the first place is detrimental to the program. If you don’t want to paint the program in a bad light, don’t bring it up in the first place.
  30. 6! 6 members of the wife's Arkansas clan are arriving today for Thanksgiving. Which, IIRC isn't until Thursday. WTF. I actually enjoyed the 1 1/2 days I spent with them in Arky. But a whole week? Damn it, man. The fun is really going to kick in when the bama's on my side show up. Moonshine and blunts for everybody!
  31. all y'all motherfuckers need to stop whining and sign up for Burnt Ends so that once this Sark disaster is over we can start winning again.
  32. Found them right where we left them last time.
  33. Guess this belongs here. We live…far from family. Just the wife, me and the kids for most Thanksgivings. The oldest came back hot for COVID today. We have her stashed away from the little one, who managed not to get it. We’re both vaxxed X3. So our Thanksgiving will be one of us eating in the separate room with the oldest. The other with our little one, who asked me tonight if she couldn’t sit next to her sister “just on Thanskgiving, I bet there won’t be COVID on Thanksgiving.” Fuck the 2020s.
  34. 5 points
    How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!
  35. I hope you are right. The fact that the ELECTED DA didn't want it to even result in charges, and the elected DA reflects the will and personality of the county, gives me GREAT pause. Don't forget that a crucial chapter in this case, after chapter 1 (defendants hunt down and kill a guy), and before chapter 3 (holy shit, did you see that video, those guys need to be charged with murder) was chapter 2: the cops and DA investigate the event, and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT. Chapter 2 is really, really, really important. Because without the video going public, there wouldn't have even been a chapter 3, or a chapter 4 (the trial). THESE GUYS WERE GOING TO SKATE, BECAUSE THE LOCAL PD AND ELECTED DA WANTED THEM TO. That's its own horrific story, and it does not bode well for this jury pool.
  36. Apparently the purge has begun. Lovo coming back to Texas https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/11/21/urban-meyers-chief-of-staff-will-leave-jaguars-return-to-university-of-texas/
  37. I got invited by a good friend to go down to his place in South Texas. All low fence and huge ass deer.
  38. This is quite literally one of the dumbest things I’ve seen posted in some time. And the last 10 pages of this thread have been pretty fucking dumb, so congrats.
  39. As the guy who recorded that podcast I can confirm it was NOT racial. It was in regards to favoritism and the best players not playing but there was zero racial undertones to it nor has their been any racial undertones in any conversation I have had with him or another player since
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