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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/28/21 in all areas

  1. He probably got sick of hearing Boomer Sooner
  2. OK > California is quite possibly the worst take I’ve ever read. Y’all are fucking idiots. No offense.
  3. The vast majority of people who have a negative view of Southern California are dumb fucking rednecks who have never been there. There’s a reason everything is so expensive there. It’s a gorgeous area with damn near perfect weather all year. You have all of the benefits of a world-class big city but also natural beauty and perfect weather. Like others have said, if you have the scratch (like Riley certainly does and will), SoCal is one of the most amazing places in the world to live.
  4. So Riley is running away from Texas just before Sark turns things around, huh?
  5. Texas wins Aggy loses OU loses Michigan wins (sorry, man, but fuck tOSU) And on top of all that, Volleyball won the Big XII title, too. EDIT: RoJo lol Lincoln Riley punking both OU and LSU to go to USC lololololololol EDIT 2: Broncos win! fuck Dean Spanos EDIT 3: LOL BRIAN KELLY ABANDONS NOTRE DAME LOL
  6. You sound like you suck
  7. If this gets Stoops off the Fox Big Noon pregame then it will be worth it.
  8. If this is what OU “getting worse” under Riley looks like, sign me up. 12-2 12-2 12-2 9-2 10-2
  9. Brandy won’t shit right for a week.
  10. You assholes are gonna CR OU sucks. Unreal.
  11. All he's got to do is take the 1 to the 105 and then take the 110 all the way there. He could even take Manhattan Beach Blvd to the 405.
  12. Hoo boy that’s a take. Not sure if political vendetta or meth addict, those are pretty much the only two reasons to say those words.
  13. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Even you can’t get your shit together on this dumpster fire of a thread. That quote should be attributed to Tony Montana, regarding Miami, circa 1983. I hosted Thanksgiving and then got busy with Christmas stuff the past few days. Come back to this thread this morning 10 pages behind. It is an astonishing tangle of bum fights and monkeys throwing shit at each other. Rimbo attempting to claim intellectual superiority, the WinningIsHard moron stanning for Kwiatkowski after what we witnessed this season, Harvdog screaming “trust the corchez!!” because Imade supports Sarkisian, rationalizations for the Winfield decommit, so on and so forth. Just fucking terrible, all of you. In any event, I still think they’ll buy 5 guys at the finish line and some massive NIL stuff still has a better than lottery shot of getting pulled off. Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah.
  14. Id pay 12% more to live in California over Oklahoma
  15. Fuck all of you California vs Oklahoma idiots. Nobody fucking cares about where you live, how much tax you do or do not have to pay, quality of life, or traffic. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! This is a thread to pile on Oklahoma for being a stepping stone job and wallow in their misery while we all wonder if their next guy can outscore Gary Gibbs on the state insurance exam or have bigger tits than John Blake. What the fuck is wrong with all you?
  16. Credit to https://twitter.com/QB1TATT00 This is for those who don't click into the threads.
  17. Fuck you man. We’re just here chopping up a little CFB and you act like your so fucking high and mighty and above us. You’re a fucking Florida fan. Florida the state by itself is embarrassing enough. Trying to act like you’re in the same class as those schools is fucking pathetic. Go fuck yourself. And the answer to your first question is because I know more than you. I’m smarter than you. I’m funnier than you. I’m older than you so you could benefit from my knowledge and experience. I can give you an unbiased view of your program, which from the delusional Florida fans I know is sorely needed. But mainly because I’m 100% correct in my opinion on where Florida ranks as a program. Any more stupid fucking questions you fucking asshole?
  18. OU is due for a Charlie Strong/Tom Herman series of coaches. It's science.
  19. I like how everyone's saying Riley is a flawed coach and other coaches have figured out his system yet he's continually dragged his nuts across our face.
  20. You might be thinking of me. I got way too drunk earlier this season and was upset, pretty sure I talked some shit on your thread after the Arkansas game. Got a well deserved time out for that. I realize now I never apologized, so I’ll say it now, I was out of line. I was hammered, really shouldn’t have done it, sorry.
  21. Anybody shit talking CA belongs on Texags
  22. Guys, you can stop trying to out-retard each other any time now.
  23. That's really sweet you took your mom's nickname as your username.
  24. Stoops once lost 5 BCS bowls in 6 years.
  25. Having watched both Beverly Hills 90210 and Entourage, I am a bit of an expert on the Hollywood/Beverly Hills lifestyle and I have to say the USC job from a lifestyle perspective is in another galaxy compared to living in Norman. It comes down to chilling with Snoop Dogg or Toby Keith. You can choose this. Or this.
  26. no one cares about your anecdotal opinion of California or Oklahoma. STFU
  27. Laughing so hard…the replies are gold.
  28. Anyone who says California is an irredeemable shithole had their brains broken long ago by F*x N*ws. /nocloakroom
  29. San Diego >>>>>> Los Angeles
  30. I don’t give a fuck if Lincoln leaves as long as he leaves and that place burns to the ground and all the recruits jump ship and a bunch portal.
  31. Here’s my version Roschon kicks a whole lot of ass Ohio State eliminated from CFP consideration Okie bag of dick eaters eliminated from CFP consideration aggy jokes continue to write themselves Not a bad one at all!
  32. If anyone could use some California sun, it's Rattler.
  33. "Can't comment right now, chewing on a dick at the moment..."
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