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  1. Campbell is no longer visiting Georgia this weekend, per Fong
  2. Cash Car told me to delete his account and I asked him if he wanted me to hide or delete hide meant come back later delete is permanent. He responded "Fuck this place, delete" wellbye.gif
  3. He always wanted to come here. Just manipulated the system. God I really hope he is as good as advertised, Expect an announcement Sat. That is what I was told.
  4. FYI - women's volleyball with the monster comeback. down 2 game to 0. win it 3-2.
  5. Just now on ig live. Bottom left is Jaylon Guilbeau. Jaylon also called Stewart a goofy ass for committing to aggy.
  6. Ewers is on Instagram live with Worthy and Guilbeau right now
  7. The last time we won anything all of our players were high. Want.
  8. There is a football forum thread for this topic, correct? How about we move all the bullshit conversations about socks, thirsting for Nicole, sandwiches etc. over there. I was pretty thankful there was a separate thread for all of y’all’s horseshit so I wouldn’t have to sift through crap to see actual posts, but you’ve turned this thread into a dumpster fire in the last 24 hours. Please return to y’all’s hellhole and leave us in peace.
  9. Cereal. If you pour milk first you're a sociopath
  10. Shut up definitelynoonegivesashit!
  11. Watching some of our fans actively root against QE coming here is pathetic. Miserable bitches that need to find a new hobby.
  12. Keep the politics off this board, shithead. Ewers is from Texas. He knows what the situation is here.
  13. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  14. I just want to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart for helping me get through an extremely tough time lately. My fiance and I just recently lost our new born son a few ago weeks ago (and nearly lost her as well), and I have been mostly wallowing in despair. One of the few things that has helped me take my mind off of things is laughing at all the crazy shit some of you fuckers post on here. Y'all surly bastards keep being y'all, and Hook' em.
  15. Full clip of when Worthy showed this year's Tech score to Quinn LOL
  16. 17 points
    1. No one from the Trump campaign ever had any contact with Russia. 2. Well, someone may have had contact with Russia, but the campaign/Trump didn't know about it. 3. Actually, there was contact, and we knew about it, but there was no "collusion." 4. Even if there was "collusion", it doesn't matter because "collusion" isn't a crime. 5. There may have been "collusion" between the campaign and Russia, but Trump himself wasn't involved. 6. "Collusion" is actually a normal part of any presidential transition, of course we did it!
  17. Not sure if this got missed in all of the gravy yesterday, but well done.
  18. What are you gonna do? Crowd Source me?
  19. You gotta love how even in the off-season Xavier Worthy is doing his damndest to help the team get better.
  20. Well you're wrong about Bijan if it helps you try to figure things out. He's happy in Austin and is doing very well for himself and only needs to avoid another injury in order to be a very high draft pick (certainly for a RB) next year. Your "woe are we poor me I'm just the only rational fan around here" shtick is tiresome and just makes you look dumb.
  21. I've seen this movie before. It ends with Nicole getting elected to City council. Stay thirsty, my friends.
  22. Not recruiting related but this needs to be posted somewhere on this board mutha hustla from the top rope on surly's favorite analyst
  23. Can everyone from the football board please return to your cupboard under the stairs? Thanks
  24. Thanks a lot Marie Calendar.
  25. I don’t personally believe Sarkisian deserves the benefit of the doubt about anything at this point. Anyone here or elsewhere is justified in being concerned until the guy and his staff show us that they can turn a corner and close some of these players. That said, at least the wait is basically over. By Wednesday, we’re going to know whether or not this regime is an absolute clown fire or just a tire fire on Saturdays in the fall. I’ll be in Paris on Wednesday and it’s Wednesday earlier there, so I’ll be letting this board know whether to shit itself or beat its chest in glee from the future. You’re all welcome. Here’s to everything magically working out.
  26. Put it to y'all this way. I was told I could post what I did. Considering I broke Herman was gone (courtesy of my peep from the Panhandle) in the Meyer thread hours before anyone knew, I guess I have to trust my very wealthy friend. If my post needs to go into an underground where we hide it kind of shit. Cool.
  27. I have a soft spot in my heart for Thundercloud, just because in college I would go in there so fucked up that I could barely speak, and the folks behind the counter would always help you through it.
  28. Jersey mikes is the best chain sandwich on the market currently. Only argument I’ll hear is firehouse subs
  29. Turbo negged @Cashcar not for the individual content of any post, but for being one of those weird fuckers that just comes around when there's bad news so they can spread pig shit all around.
  30. Is this like a cancer spreading throughout surly? Adolescent/repressed homosexual drooling over females on every fucking thread? Food arguments. Rehashing old coaching arguments. Cats sleeping with dogs. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Stay in your fucking lane. Every would-be interesting or amusing thread is choking under this assault of idiotic kudzu. How many people care about if someone who'd never get a shot says some woman is not up to his standards? By all means, carry this shit on. You enjoy it. That's fine. Just do it somewhere else.
  31. Fun fact. This was never about the money.
  32. Closest right now current that I can show. Feel like showing. Like I said I appreciate the fan shit. This is me currently and I know people can confirm.
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