Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Leaderboard

  1. Huckleberry

    Certifiably Surly
    82
    Points
    14564
    Posts
  2. SydneyCarton

    Certifiably Surly
    78
    Points
    22435
    Posts
  3. Vic Mackey

    Legacy Members
    75
    Points
    41798
    Posts
  4. texifornia

    Certifiably Surly
    65
    Points
    41989
    Posts

Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/16/21 in Posts

  1. Holy fucking shit, you glossed right over the part where he said he wasn't sure how much credit Williams should get for his wingspan because he's fat. GABE BROOKS THINKS HIS WINGSPAN MIGHT SHRINK IF HE LOSES WEIGHT. Williams must have the fattest fucking fingertips in history.
  2. That isn't a newb question. Don't feel bad for asking it. Some people on here know for exactly the reasons you would think. Not sure how definitive an answer I want to give you beyond that. I personally know in the case of Stewart because I know some of the people that were involved on our end. I know what was being thrown his way and I know his people took a higher offer from Aggy. So I can say, with extreme confidence, that it was at least above ~250-300K. Others on here who I have no relationship with, and who have their own connections, have said its probably above 350K. I have no idea with Harris beyond knowing, through my same connections, that he is 100% for sale and making a business decision and that we simply didn't successfully engage with him in the right way or with the right effort. Not saying more than this /shrug edit: just to be clear you never really know what someone gets if you lose that battle. Just how it goes. Obviously their people are not going to just tell you or admit to anything. So it could be a dollar more, it could be less money but with more promised ancillary benefits, or it could be fucking double. You just don't know. You can generally guess with some accuracy but that is about it.
  3. So, I really shouldn’t have done this but I was listening to ESPNU on XM radio this morning while in FL on a business trip. Not sure who was speaking but they literally were praising Jimbo for his recruiting class and how he does it the right way and is looking like the next Saban. They said if he can beat Bama with lesser talent imagine how good they will be with all of this talent coming in. The two announcers went on to rip UT because of the NIL deal calling out specifically that our OL get $50K without even playing and this is the wrong way to do things while A&M is doing everything right. I thought I was about to swerve off the road listening to this shit but sadly this is what America hears. UT-Bad and cheating with NIL, A&M-Good and doing things the right way and Jimbo is just the best recruiter out there. They mentioned nothing about their DC leaving and none of the kids questioning it or WR’s going to a team that historically doesn’t use its WR’s very well. I am just pissed listening to this kind of crap.
  4. LOL Sweed has a NCAA championship ring and won a Super Bowl ring after being a 2nd rd pick. He won us the Ohio st game in 2005 with an amazing catch. Limas Sweed was badass and any WR we recruit that turns out like him will be a huge win.
  5. Hey Chucklefuck, When you wake up with your hangover and a crusty stench of shame hanging around your head later today, just remember, we don’t need to hear more of your bullshit. Come back with any more nonsense and we are going full crowdsourcing jihad on your insipid ass. Fuck
  6. Justin Fields - 16-20 carries David Montgomery - 6-8 carries
  7. I do not normally put photos of myself on surly, but since a lot of you are linked to my other social media sites, I am less bothered with sharing this here. This is a photo of someone with what is most likely Omicron (I have not had it sequenced, but it is the only thing that makes sense.).
  8. Rumors circulating on LSU boards that Herman could be in play for their OC hire.
  9. The days of having an undersized Center will soon be over
  10. I’d love to see it cause Herman and Kelly would eventually blow up. No way those two assholes could survive working with each other.
  11. Actually, several Black students do exactly this for academics when it comes to undergrad and it ends up working just fine for them. Xavier much? Maybe you should take a look at some of the places premier med and law schools get their Black students from before spouting off. You really have no concept of what a HBCU education means, and you are just spouting off ignorance. It is possible to get an excellent education from some, not the blanket subpar education you think HBCU automatically equates. I hear you can even go to a HBCU and be Vice-President these days. Probably untrue though.
  12. I polled some folks yesterday, and didn't get too much of a response because they were all pretty busy. That being said, this feels like the best, well thought out, fully constructed class we've had in a long time. It's light on LB. but I mean, the work in the trenches, at all spots, plucking a 5 star level CB on signing day, and a generational QB...it has to be the best class we've had in well over a decade in regards to team needs and fit. Get me a stud WR from the portal soon, and we're going to be in business.
  13. Is this a serious post? I can't tell sometimes, but if it's serious then it's stupid.
  14. You can never have too many solid linemen. Never ever fucking ever. College football is there for the taking with spare receivers ahoy, DBs who won't sniff the league and RBs you will never hear of again IF time is granted for the offense and taken by the defense. That all, ALL comes down to the lines.
  15. From the Buckeye/247 site, regarding Ohio State / NIL / Texas. You may get a chuckle out of the note below.
  16. Well now I'm hoping against hope that we sign Stewart just so that I can hear @SydneyCarton mumbling "yep, I deserve this" while @closetojumping lights him on fire.
  17. This is worse than me saying chicken fried steak is chicken. Fuck
  18. Bronco, you drunk fucking idiot, shut the fuck up. You’re ruining the goddamn party
  19. Definitely one of my favorite Longhorns ever
  20. Our O-Line has been trash for almost plural decades and you think we’re taking too many quality linemen?
  21. The details have been covered here before, but this should catch you up.
  22. He's someone who needs to be Senator of AZ instead of that wig-wearing attention whore.
  23. For fuck's sake there are Steeler fans videos calling him one of the biggest busts in Steelers history and pointing out all his huge drops, including in the playoffs. I love Sweed, he was a great Longhorn, but y'all are dumb. Disengaging.
  24. He incurred The Wrath of Khan
  25. From El Paso. It continues and is incredible throughout
  26. It arrived and its glorious.
  27. Listen, everyone here is happy except Satya and Bruh Man, but I don't think anyone has time for this kind of bullshit today. We're not getting any of those fucking guys. Enjoy the day we had. Don't start fucking jerking off in vain to guys who aren't coming here. Enjoy the fact we're still in it for Mathews, Campbell and Abor for NSD2, and we could get Law on Friday.
  28. Dodged a bullet, I'd say.
  29. Do some of you people not understand that it doesn’t matter how good the WRs and RBs are if the QB is being crushed on every play? No one gives a single fuck if Evan Stewart is running wide open on 3-8 if the QB is sacked for a 6 yd loss.
  30. 9 points
    I think it's John and Aaron, but if you want my honest no bullshit hot take opinion about the explosion of Texas BBQ, I feel like Shaggy/Surly had a pretty big role in making a name for those two and the ones that followed. Call me crazy but for a long long time I have sincerely believed that original Franklin thread on TOS and the ones it spawned seeded the collective conscious of all the locals and visitors who used to think Salt Lick was the best bbq EVAR.
This leaderboard is set to Chicago/GMT-06:00
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.