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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/09/22 in all areas

  1. Well she's right. And since Biden has been kowtowing to all the Muslims, soon we will be under sangria law!
  2. From someone who’s been working her ass off in a hospital this entire time -
  3. Need a that's fucking awesome thread but until then ...
  4. Rescuing this guy from a brutal situation. 9 month old Dane mastiff mix. Wasn't really ready for one yet but couldn't say no. And if I ever find the previous owner I will need help in the my lawyer is awesome thread.
  5. that's a very encouraging niblett of information.
  6. 12 points
    My humble submission. I apologize that it's not on a paper plate. We got snowed in, so I found some White Castle burgers in the freezer and threw some bacon and eggs on them. I cooked the buns in the bacon grease. They paired very well with a spicy bloody mary.
  7. Weird. I thought banning Russia from the Olympics yet allowing their athletes to compete under the banner of the Russian Olympic committee would have a put an end to all of this. The plan seemed foolproof, but I guess its back to the drawing board. Might I recommend the use of the pinky swear in 2026?
  8. flat earther confirmed.
  9. I expect a “trending to Texas” post from Nahlin right before he picks Arkansas.
  10. What the fuck is going on with the transfer thread? I had to scroll up to see which thread I had to ask about.
  11. 9 points
    All caught up with the questions. I'll post more as things transpire. Until then...Hook 'Em
  12. You know who would have slept the cow instead of the other way around?
  13. Trash/Recycle day was yesterday. There is literally nothing else in this recycle bin besides this giant box from one of her stupid meal/smoothie delivery services.
  14. Somehow you've found a way.
  15. Y'all notice how they make everything a Catch 22? They lobby for COVID policies to be rescinded and then when they get what they want, they bitch angrily about that. It'd be nice if one day the fucking Democratic party would catch on.
  16. The idea that the modern right-wing isn't incredibly censorious, still much more so than the left, is absurd. Your party is busy banning talking about the existence of gay people in schools, for fuck's sake. And not only are they making it illegal, they're making it so you and your friends can sue teachers for $10,000 plus attorneys' fees (sound familiar?) for mentioning gay people to students. Get your fake concerns about free speech out of here.
  17. Sark is probably excited. Quinn couldn't scramble even if he wanted to.
  18. Gerry said Ryan Niblett changed up his top 7 and Texas is included now. He wants to visit this spring. IT still thinks Bama leads.
  19. i admit i did not have "it's the hospitals' fault" on my bingo card.
  20. A solar eclipse from a lunar orbit.
  21. That is generally how science works.
  22. I think Joe Rogan is a meathead and idiot, and no one should be surprised that we have clips of him being an asshole. His schtick was rewarded, because people laughed at the behavior. I also have no problem believing that Joe Rogan does not believe he is racist and that he would never want to knowingly promote racism . I think that's true. And I also know that we have on tape a shit-ton of examples of Joe Rogan saying some objectively really fucking racist things, like how "black people have brains, they are just different brains." I don't know what more proof people need that structural racism is a thing that exists Joe Rogan has been a serious fucking racist but isn't even trying to be one, which is kind of the definition of the term, and we're debating whether he "meant it." It doesn't matter whether he meant it or not, and it doesn't matter whether anyone means it or not-- it's still racist and harmful.
  23. A&M drop bags on him, too? Maybe we should start a petition.
  24. 7 points
    What's even worse is there are a couple of Sooners in the area. The first time I saw someone wearing a Sooner tshirt I looked at my wife and told her that I just couldn't catch a break. I represent Texas. I wear Longhorn hoodies and tshirts everywhere. During the tourist season there is always a group of dipshit Sooner fans or aggy that have to say something or give me the horns down. My typical response to the horns down is to throw an upside down bird their way. I'm sure they go back home and tell everyone how they fucked with a sip in Alaska. Whatever. I know a dozen places where their bodies would never be found.
  25. The funny thing about Beard is that he has the personality of a feral hog, yet he's still good at engaging fans. It's because he actually puts in the work. Now that I think about it, he's a lot like his mentor Bobby Knight, but a better advocate for his program. I can't imagine Beard criticizing the crowd at FEC/Moody. If it's a bad crowd, he just won't say anything, or he'll thank them, regardless. He's surprisingly adept at the politics, all the while coming across as a guy who couldn't care less about politics.
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